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What can i get for you? Curvy, please!
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Shit.
Curves I have in abundance.
Charm, not so much.
You have a little charm!
Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all."
Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a charm bracelet... does that count?does it come with curves?
The majority of bracelets do come with curves of some sort, yes. "
so hurry up then |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Shit.
Curves I have in abundance.
Charm, not so much.
You have a little charm!
Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.
Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case! "
Nooooo.  Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock.  |
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"Shit.
Curves I have in abundance.
Charm, not so much.
You have a little charm!
Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.
Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case!
Nooooo. Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock. "
It's okay. I don't think the world could survive the combined cynicism of Kai and I in such close proximity |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Shit.
Curves I have in abundance.
Charm, not so much.
You have a little charm!
Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.
Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case!
Nooooo. Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock.
It's okay. I don't think the world could survive the combined cynicism of Kai and I in such close proximity "
To be fair though! Does it really matter how snarky you are if your throat is full?   |
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"You make it sound like you're ordering a person off a menu.
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?"
Are allergens clearly marked? Can I have someone with low salt content please, from a factory that doesn't handle nuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does desk service operate in here?
I'd love tea and cake please, both a side portion of boob?"
Sorry, we only serve boob as a main meal, no side portions available! |
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"Does desk service operate in here?
I'd love tea and cake please, both with a side portion of boob?
Sorry, we only serve boob as a main meal, no side portions available!"
Who needs tea and cake anyway. It's totally overrated... unlike boobs  |
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