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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
I always remember something my father said to my brother and I one evening as we sat with Mum and Dad having our dinner.
"Lads, when you get married and your wife cooks you something, if you like it, you tell her as many times as you like.
If you don't like it, shut up!" |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
My Mother's favourite sayings were....
"Make sure you have clean underwear on in case you get run over by a bus" (think about it, if you WERE to get run over by a bus, nature would surely take over as you'd invariably shit yourself! So what use would clean underwear be?).
"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for"
"Do you want a slap?" (Mmmmm! Yes please, why not?). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want never gets.
It takes 28 days to starve.
When you pay the bills you can rule the roost.
All fur coat and no knickers.
Never trust a man who says he is nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"of course your meal is supposed to be black its the way its meant to be"
charcoal is good for you
reminded me --- children starving in africa - to which i replied send it to them then |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
It will be a pigs foot in the morning.
This means would you believe it it will be fine in the morning if you have cut yourself or bashed yourself etc....
My mums a northern lass so maybe it comes from there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna take my hand off your face lady!!
Emmmmmmm, really? 
When hurt as a child the standard answer from dad was 'Well my arse is in two bits and and I'm no greetin'  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"'neither is a black cat'.... when Mum 'its not fair' was ever said..
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We always got "It's not raining" in response to "It's not fair"
"When it's brown it's done, when it's black it's buggered" was another one when anyone forgot about the toast under grill |
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"you don't want to do x otherwise you'll turn out like Jane Butler"
my next door neighbour, who ended up pregnant at 15 and as far as I'm aware never worked a day in her life. nearly 44 and still have converstions along that line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll live!" in response to any injury, big or small! She still says it today and I must admit, it's one of my less helpful first aid saying (the most helpful being "just stick it in your mouth and suck it" which is perfectly clean when you're working with kids, you just have to suppress your own giggle!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum used to say "Don't bring a fat bird home as the dinning chairs are cheap ones from Ikea" 
Never said anything about bears though and that was who broke the dining table.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't come running to me, when you break your leg.
You've got some cheek, (my reply I know I have, 2 on my face, 2 on my arse and the cheek I am given. then run).
my Nan's was 'never let your right hand know what the left hand is doing'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh lets get two",,lol
Whenever i used to get extravigant ideas about anything expensive, that was my mums, instant, get it in perspective subtle put down,, worked every time!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum used to refer to just about everyone as a 'poor wee soul' it used to really annoy me and now my sister (who lived at home till she was nearly 40) also says it for no good reason.. I mean, could they be more patronizing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we used to ask 'when is dinner ready' mum answered with 'when its cooked' !!!
I always shuddered when I heard my mum calling 'GILLIAN' I still do lol that's why I am known only as Gill lol |
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