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Why should we fuck you, Fabsters?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on, tell us the reasons 
Me? Well, tbh I’d just be really, really *grateful*
But this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU, so sell yourselves to the masses on Fab!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I’ll be the best time you’ve ever had!
(I won’t really - I don’t do anal)"
Tag team?
I'll do the anal, you do the other stuff, bingo!
Like a sexy theme park! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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With my enthusiasm as someone* dubbed it this afternoon in a thread... I'd probably make you feel like a god/goddess for the half hour you last. Who doesn't want that level of enthusiasm in their life?
*if you're that someone, I'm tickled don't worry.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Because I’ll be the best time you’ve ever had!
(I won’t really - I don’t do anal)
Tag team?
I'll do the anal, you do the other stuff, bingo!
Like a sexy theme park! "
Yes! They could tap out when they’re too tired to cum for the 20th time!!  |
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"Because I’ll be the best time you’ve ever had!
(I won’t really - I don’t do anal)
Tag team?
I'll do the anal, you do the other stuff, bingo!
Like a sexy theme park! "
I hadn't really thought of the bingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, tell us the reasons
Me? Well, tbh I’d just be really, really *grateful*
But this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU, so sell yourselves to the masses on Fab!
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You don’t want to have sex with me. I’m great to look at but anything more that that would make you want to punch yourself in the dick for 5 straight minutes |
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"Ummmm...because
I am an F. B. I. agent!
You shoulda put the bunny back in the box!
Yippee ki-yay motherfucker!
Yeah, those are just sexy film dudes. I got nothing. 
J"
If you got nothing… I want it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because it will bring about world peace, end famine, stop climate change and shower the world with kindness.
Do you really want to be the person who prevents all that? Assume the position! "
I’m writing that line down in my notebook |
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Because you'll see things you'll never forget, learn things you'll never unlearn and confirm something you kinda already knew... Persiantug is 'okay', but that other freak half his age?
Definitely the best! |
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"Because I won't be around forever. Join the elite club 
Do you get a badge and weekly newsletter in the elite club? 
You get your tea 
Do you mean dinner?? "
Don't try to get around me with your exquisite good looks. Dinner |
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"Ummmm...because
I am an F. B. I. agent!
You shoulda put the bunny back in the box!
Yippee ki-yay motherfucker!
Yeah, those are just sexy film dudes. I got nothing.
J
If you got nothing… I want it "
Yes! Happy days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because once you realise how shit I am you'll feel way better about your own abilities
I could do with some of that right now
You, me and LB - it's a date "
This gets better by the minute. I'm in..the middle hopefully. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Because I won't be around forever. Join the elite club
Do you get a badge and weekly newsletter in the elite club?
You get your tea
Do you mean dinner??
Don't try to get around me with your exquisite good looks. Dinner "
Lets just forget about dinner or tea, we both agreed on supper we'll stick with that  |
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"Because I won't be around forever. Join the elite club
Do you get a badge and weekly newsletter in the elite club?
You get your tea
Do you mean dinner??
Don't try to get around me with your exquisite good looks. Dinner
Lets just forget about dinner or tea, we both agreed on supper we'll stick with that "
Agreed. I'll have butter please |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Because I won't be around forever. Join the elite club
Do you get a badge and weekly newsletter in the elite club?
You get your tea
Do you mean dinner??
Don't try to get around me with your exquisite good looks. Dinner
Lets just forget about dinner or tea, we both agreed on supper we'll stick with that
Agreed. I'll have butter please "
I'll make sure I stock up on the pikelets! |
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"Because I won't be around forever. Join the elite club
Do you get a badge and weekly newsletter in the elite club?
You get your tea
Do you mean dinner??
Don't try to get around me with your exquisite good looks. Dinner
Lets just forget about dinner or tea, we both agreed on supper we'll stick with that
Agreed. I'll have butter please
I'll make sure I stock up on the pikelets! "
Sexy and a great foodie. Keeper |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Because once you realise how shit I am you'll feel way better about your own abilities
I could do with some of that right now
You, me and LB - it's a date
This gets better by the minute. I'm in..the middle hopefully."
I'm sure LB wouldn't complain about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With my enthusiasm as someone* dubbed it this afternoon in a thread... I'd probably make you feel like a god/goddess for the half hour you last. Who doesn't want that level of enthusiasm in their life?
*if you're that someone, I'm tickled don't worry.
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Guilty. |
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"Because I make a mean bacon butty  "
She shoots... It's right in the top corner. The crowd are going wild!!
That had goal on it the second it left her foot!
I can stop reading my 'what do men want book now.' |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"With my enthusiasm as someone* dubbed it this afternoon in a thread... I'd probably make you feel like a god/goddess for the half hour you last. Who doesn't want that level of enthusiasm in their life?
*if you're that someone, I'm tickled don't worry.
Guilty."
Innocent. It made me laugh a lot and was actually a rather sweet compliment. Accurate. x |
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"Because I make a mean bacon butty
She shoots... It's right in the top corner. The crowd are going wild!!
That had goal on it the second it left her foot!
I can stop reading my 'what do men want book now.' "
Yay!! Did I win???
*Grabs book, scribbles*
Bacon butty and a blow job....
there job done and I saved you reading 300 pages of what men want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Training...
I'm like the entry level on a complex computer game.
If you already know what you're doing you can race through to the good parts. And you can spend hours exploring my world.
If you've never played before I'll take you through it step by step but never pretend to know all the super moves out hidden secrets. Just give you a good afternoon of distraction xx
Xx |
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"Because I make a mean bacon butty
She shoots... It's right in the top corner. The crowd are going wild!!
That had goal on it the second it left her foot!
I can stop reading my 'what do men want book now.'
Yay!! Did I win???
*Grabs book, scribbles*
Bacon butty and a blow job....
there job done and I saved you reading 300 pages of what men want "
Can I get your autograph too!  |
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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago
Cumbria |
"With my enthusiasm as someone* dubbed it this afternoon in a thread... I'd probably make you feel like a god/goddess for the half hour you last. Who doesn't want that level of enthusiasm in their life?
*if you're that someone, I'm tickled don't worry.
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If Carlsberg did reasons…
;-)
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"Come on, tell us the reasons
Me? Well, tbh I’d just be really, really *grateful*
But this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU, so sell yourselves to the masses on Fab!
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Not saying you should. Spend a few hours with us and you’ll certainly want to… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because you're Tories and that's what Tories do best.
Power to the people and freedom for Tooting!"
So Tories are great at sex, excellent news! I always knew that Penny Mourdant was a bit of a goer, and this confirms it! Maybe pretty Priti will join in a hot sex threeway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you're Tories and that's what Tories do best.
Power to the people and freedom for Tooting!
So Tories are great at sex, excellent news! I always knew that Penny Mourdant was a bit of a goer, and this confirms it! Maybe pretty Priti will join in a hot sex threeway"
Think you have that the wrong way round, there was no choice of you choosing who you could fuck. Also, the examples of how good Tories are in the sack is rather repellant, I give you Matt Hancock, Peter Bone, Chris Pincher and the tub of lard himself, BoJo.
Now if you want Tory Swingers try Neil and Christine Hamilton (sex personified). |
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