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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lets show some appreciation for the women out there with mom bods because I cant be the only one that finds mom bods so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no. "

Not just you...

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no. "

How about the thread running dedicated to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no.

How about the thread running dedicated to you "

*Shhhh* I feel like Wile-e-Coyote who's just lit the bomb he's about to throw at Roadrunner, but it comes right back at him and he looks at the camera, smiles and then.....

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no.

How about the thread running dedicated to you

*Shhhh* I feel like Wile-e-Coyote who's just lit the bomb he's about to throw at Roadrunner, but it comes right back at him and he looks at the camera, smiles and then....."

Boom

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I prefer great grandma bods

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple  over a year ago

Cumbria


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no. "

They are a bit like the ‘oo remembers?’ posts on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no.

How about the thread running dedicated to you

*Shhhh* I feel like Wile-e-Coyote who's just lit the bomb he's about to throw at Roadrunner, but it comes right back at him and he looks at the camera, smiles and then....."

You are either very brave or very stupid. I feel bad for laughing in case it turns out stupid so I’m hoping brave.

To be a fly on the wall for this one…

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


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Hen bod.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Hen bod.

"

Squawk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a preference for the type of woman you like?

On a fuck site?!

I mean, come on man!

This is 2023!

Get in the bin!

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What defines a mom bod?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Never stated that was my preference only said i find it sexy thats all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never stated that was my preference only said i find it sexy thats all "

For the avoidance of doubt I was being just a tad sarcastic above, as a single guy on here you can’t win at times.

Whenever any form of preference for a female is suggested, the OP generally gets roasted, but hey it’s ok when the fit rugby players or VWE cocks are a preference. That’s different because, well .. reasons!

It’s your preference, you stick with it

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I think he means milf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Listen... Mom bods hit different ok. Women with a nice mummy tummy are fucking hot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never stated that was my preference only said i find it sexy thats all

For the avoidance of doubt I was being just a tad sarcastic above, as a single guy on here you can’t win at times.

Whenever any form of preference for a female is suggested, the OP generally gets roasted, but hey it’s ok when the fit rugby players or VWE cocks are a preference. That’s different because, well .. reasons!

It’s your preference, you stick with it "

This actually wasn't the reason for my post. Guys can prefer whatever they want, it's actually nice when a guy has a physical preference and doesn't just spout on about the "connection"

I just find the mum bod threads a little condescending and just eurgh. I'm sure most don't though so crack on.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

It's just not that authentic because it comes from dad bod, which is just a dumb attempt to steal mummy tummy without doing any of the work. pt

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!"

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt"

Let's leave this because it's becoming a bit of a lynch mob.

That and my funny one got deleted.

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt"

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've a Mam bod proud of my 3scars after 3 c sections..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing wrong with the thread , nothing wrong with the term "Mum Bod".

People like alsorts of things these days.

I prefer my "Mum Bod" to the version I had before my kids.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help"

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt"

My own quibble? You sure you're talking about me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moms need good loving too.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Moms need good loving too. "

They're damn sexy. Love em all

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By *wannafreakyouMan  over a year ago

london


"I've a Mam bod proud of my 3scars after 3 c sections.. "
and so you should be

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt"

Only damned if your face doesn't fit. Some get away with posting all kinds of shite.

As for the OP there's nothing wrong with the thread, people post about preferences all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a Mam bod proud of my 3scars after 3 c sections.. and so you should be "

Thank you

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

My own quibble? You sure you're talking about me?"

.

You said "Give the OP a break and answer!" didn't you? Maybe you could have done that yourself first is all I'm saying. But 'liking the mom bod?' is maybe not that easy (or inviting perhaps) a question for everyone to answer in quite the way you'd like them to.

pt

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By *cotty_01ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Love a good mom bod ??

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Only damned if your face doesn't fit. Some get away with posting all kinds of shite.

As for the OP there's nothing wrong with the thread, people post about preferences all the time."

.

No there's nothing wrong with the thread, and I've tried these myself. People will post what they post though, we have to keep balanced about that.

pt

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Only damned if your face doesn't fit. Some get away with posting all kinds of shite.

As for the OP there's nothing wrong with the thread, people post about preferences all the time.

.

No there's nothing wrong with the thread, and I've tried these myself. People will post what they post though, we have to keep balanced about that.

pt

"

Yep exactly, you can't please them all and neither would you want too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnight all x

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Goodnight all x"

Night Ma x

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By *leanor1717Woman  over a year ago

Gillingham


"I've a Mam bod proud of my 3scars after 3 c sections.. "

Same here, three c sections and proud... and good to see mum bods appreciated

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Is it just me that hates these threads? I'm sure you mean well op, but no.

Not just you..."

Me to

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By *alleyDaveMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Mum bods ,yes

Gym bods ,no

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By *iBeRtInE70Man  over a year ago

around

It takes all sorts .

Personal tastes are just that

That being said to answer OPs question I do like a mom bod , but then I like all bods ..

It's 2023 so I'm am enlightened equal body shagger

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Only damned if your face doesn't fit. Some get away with posting all kinds of shite.

As for the OP there's nothing wrong with the thread, people post about preferences all the time.

,,

"

,,, this

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By *estinyIsAllCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

I have a mom bod, gone are the days I was a size 8! I love it though and rock it well I think lol

D x

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

What defines a 'mom' bod?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What defines a 'mom' bod?"

Probably a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt"

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love a mum bod! Curvy and juicy is the way

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my "

What she said!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incredibly worded.

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By *iBeRtInE70Man  over a year ago

around


"I have a mom bod, gone are the days I was a size 8! I love it though and rock it well I think lol

D x"

So you should as you definitely rock it

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my "

All of this. But also there are some women who genetically 'snap' back to almost what they were before as if nothing happened. They are a mum but are they not perceived as having a hot mum bod?

But mainly I think about the women who can't have children for a plethora of reasons. Threads like this are just another reminder to them (and yes that goes for the dad bod ones too)

And to the person in my DM's - no a pumpkin top and witches cape do not make a mum bod

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And to the person in my DM's - no a pumpkin top and witches cape do not make a mum bod "

Lol

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"

And to the person in my DM's - no a pumpkin top and witches cape do not make a mum bod

Lol "

I have the lurgy and got no sleep so may be a tad grumpy

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my "

Fluffy the man slayer!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my "

I love FC. Sound as a pound (well at least before Liz Truss crashed it!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love a “mum bod” just like some women like a “dad bod”

The meaning exists outside being an actual mum or dad and if you choose to ignore that and get upset your just wasting your time being overly pedantic

We all know what it means to us and if you don’t, you just don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my "

I hear ya, but it’s possibly a little bit disingenuous to think that men can’t appreciate the femininity and body of a woman who’s been through that for what it is, and not always playing on the insecurities of women who think they have to conform to the media “ideal”.

It kind of suggests that once a woman has given birth then as her body changes as you’ve outlined, they can no longer be sexy or appealing to men?

Isn’t that just a bit anti-feminist?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Ah fuck it, it’s Tuesday and my tummy is rumbling so I’ll bite and explain the vom.

Regardless of what the dadbod crew will have you believe, carrying and then giving birth to a child or children will change a woman’s body beyond her control. A lot of women then have bodies that are noticeably different to what they were before and a lot of women don’t perceive those changes to be positive. Not only are they dealing with the biggest lifestyle change to ever happen to a person, a massive hormone drop that affects their mental state and the million and one things that now need doing to keep the smallest person in the world alive, their bodies are very different.

Lemme explain what a mum bod really is shall I? Giving birth vaginally means your vagina is so stretched that in many cases it tears or has to be cut and stitched. Those of you who understand basic female anatomy will then realise that simply having a piss becomes the second most painful thing to do, ever. Your labia can be stretched so much in some cases it never goes back to its former size.

If you have a caesarean section you’re getting a big scar right across your stomach.

Your boobs fill with milk, shrink after breastfeeding and rarely end up the same as before. They can be saggy, flat, covered in stretch marks or have other noticeable changes.

Your stomach will likely have stretch marks and pockets of fat that don’t ever disappear. Sometimes your hips and thighs get them.

Imagine then living with these permanent changes and having to accept that your body will never match the perfection shoved down your throat on insta, fb, tv, magazines, billboards, etc.

Get your head round all that then imagine a subculture of men online who try and manipulate women’s insecurities to get their dicks wet.

‘Oh I love mumbods’ (oh, someone actually finds me attractive, that’s really nice of him)

Better with an explanation I’ll grant you but I’ll stand by my

I hear ya, but it’s possibly a little bit disingenuous to think that men can’t appreciate the femininity and body of a woman who’s been through that for what it is, and not always playing on the insecurities of women who think they have to conform to the media “ideal”.

It kind of suggests that once a woman has given birth then as her body changes as you’ve outlined, they can no longer be sexy or appealing to men?

Isn’t that just a bit anti-feminist? "

Funnily enough, a lot of women don’t see being attractive to men as a priority

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Funnily enough, a lot of women don’t see being attractive to men as a priority "

And yet here they all are on a fuck site with their tits and arses out

But that’s not the point of the original post though, or not how I interpreted it anyway. I think the OP has been given a rough time a little bit unfairly (across the thread in general)

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I just see the phrase as someone who isn’t toned and gym fit. Same as dadbod. I don’t see it as offensive at all personally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Funnily enough, a lot of women don’t see being attractive to men as a priority

And yet here they all are on a fuck site with their tits and arses out

But that’s not the point of the original post though, or not how I interpreted it anyway. I think the OP has been given a rough time a little bit unfairly (across the thread in general) "

Maybe they’re doing it because reasons Dan. Who knows. Who cares. My tedtalk was aimed at pt who called me out for doing a . If the op got a hard time then welcome to the internet!

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By *estinyIsAllCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I just see the phrase as someone who isn’t toned and gym fit. Same as dadbod. I don’t see it as offensive at all personally. "

Agreed!

D x

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I just see the phrase as someone who isn’t toned and gym fit. Same as dadbod. I don’t see it as offensive at all personally. "

This

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

I get that it's meant as a compliment, but I just find it a naff expression

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By *ennyleeeWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Most of the population then.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"It's just not that authentic because it comes from dad bod, which is just a dumb attempt to steal mummy tummy without doing any of the work. pt"

Which came first? The mum or the dad? Maybe they both came at the same time? It's important to know these things. No really it is.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"All of the above makes me realise we all have likes and dislikes and others judge us on them !

Give op a break and answer!

.

Go on then... answer lol

People aren't sure what exactly it is.

It's not judging him (or any tastes he might have), it's a quibble with the term.

pt

What is it you want answering? I'll see if I can help

.

Have you forgotten your own quibble lol? I'm asking for *you* to respond to him.

Sure I think ok you can comment on people's responses, but you can't really tell people how to make them.

Few people have 'answered' this one - ie in the way you want - I think because what is there to say?

The voms were a bit OTT, but there is always a bomb squad getting at everyone it seems to me. It does feel a bit like you are damned to post here whatever you do sometimes!

pt

Only damned if your face doesn't fit. Some get away with posting all kinds of shite.

As for the OP there's nothing wrong with the thread, people post about preferences all the time.

"

There... Its the story of life.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Some people just can't stop from pissing on others fire works.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people just can't stop from pissing on others fire works. "

Yep 'I don't like a term you used to express a sexual interest and rather than just walk away from it I'll tell you all about why I don't like it'

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By *ose manMan  over a year ago

kells

Mom bods the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Seems like i annoyed some people with this post but hey ho its the internet, i hope you all have a good week and if it was a bad start to the week for you i hope it gets better

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"

Funnily enough, a lot of women don’t see being attractive to men as a priority

And yet here they all are on a fuck site with their tits and arses out

But that’s not the point of the original post though, or not how I interpreted it anyway. I think the OP has been given a rough time a little bit unfairly (across the thread in general)

Maybe they’re doing it because reasons Dan. Who knows. Who cares. My tedtalk was aimed at pt who called me out for doing a . If the op got a hard time then welcome to the internet!

"

.

Good longer post, but I've got to say now that I didn't intend to 'call you out' - I actually forgot who even made the vom and didn't look back. I just said in passing that the voms struck me as a bit 'OTT' (and it still does tbh, despite your inarguable description) but I went on to say that this 'mom bod' term (if it even is a term) will mean different things to different people (maybe even just 'milf' to a 25yo into 'older' - which is fine...) and people will post how they feel!!! As you did, and did better again since.

'Mom bod' is clearly an ambiguous term hopefully meant in a fully positive sense, and you chose to take the side of it you find unattractive. I personally don't remotely care if you do that..

But this is a thing (and it comes up all the time): it does feel shitty when you make a particular type of thread and people immediately go counter and OTT on it. It *is* the internet, but the internet isn't always great in this respect.

Should other people then automatically go after the people who do that? No, that often (though not always) seems a bit daft to me - I think it's often better just to post something positive (if you feel it) and to address the balance then to drop more bombs.

And that was the entire point of my post!

Great longer post though fc, you just didn't need to do it only to respond to me - it was worth doing anyway!

pt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've known loads of women who didn't change much when becoming a mum so not every mum has a mum bod. But I've got the fuller saggy breasts, jiggly tummy and extra roomy vagina. So yes, I've got one. And I've actually grown to like it.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *ete le MeatMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Surely it is "mum bods" ?

Why are we all turning American?

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I noticed some here are saying 'mum bods', while some are saying 'mom bods' per the OP.

With some green-arrow help I notice there was actually a 'mum bod' thread over the past week, and interestingly that one went very differently.

I wonder if using 'mom' (over 'mum') doesn't kind of invoke the act of being a mother, ie a bit more than the physical reality of becoming one?

I think that this thread might be more of a slightly fetishistic 'milf' kind of thing, but it's all part of Fab of course and this is another interesting thread to me.

pt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Surely it is "mum bods" ?

Why are we all turning American?"

I did mean to put "mum bods" but with how Fast i type it does happend quite often

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

What's a "mum bod"???

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"What's a "mum bod"???"

Urban dictionary:

A body type that is not obese nor severely overweight but also not too muscular or skinny. Women who have these bodies are typically 5-20 pounds overweight but in the right places. A mom bod typically has thick thighs, a soft and plump but also small stomach, and a big but not excessive butt. Women with mom bods also have good facial structure too.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Mama mia il bum you in the ear

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What's a "mum bod"???

Urban dictionary:

A body type that is not obese nor severely overweight but also not too muscular or skinny. Women who have these bodies are typically 5-20 pounds overweight but in the right places. A mom bod typically has thick thighs, a soft and plump but also small stomach, and a big but not excessive butt. Women with mom bods also have good facial structure too."

Urban Dictionary is a wiki, so this would have been written by 'some guy'.

It's certain someone's idea of a 'milf' though!

(mother I'd like to fuck)

In this world where porn in King, all older women are mums. Because that's what women do. It's fucking dumb of course (and likely offensive to many for a number of different reasons), but that's what it is.

Guys, would you fuck these desperate old lookers with kids who are looking for cock? You know, 30 up maybe?

No mention of scars in this definition - it's just a little more jiggle in the same sexy places as the 20yo model.

Why do I assume these women are built like a models?

Because most women could fit this definition right across their adult lives! So 'mum bods' must specifically be milfs.

pt

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I like when there tits hang low and they tie em in a bow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What defines a mom bod? "

a mom bod is a body which has lived and given life so is allowed to be different from the way the fashion industry wants women to look. give me a mom bod anyway

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"What defines a mom bod?

a mom bod is a body which has lived and given life so is allowed to be different from the way the fashion industry wants women to look. give me a mom bod anyway "

Are women who aren't mothers allowed the same privilege?

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By *pforfun12Man  over a year ago

Norwich

Well said pleasure vile some people will never understand how precious a mummy body is

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"What defines a mom bod?

a mom bod is a body which has lived and given life so is allowed to be different from the way the fashion industry wants women to look. give me a mom bod anyway

Are women who aren't mothers allowed the same privilege?"

.

It's the elephant in the room for me. I think that many fabbers are so intent on loving our imperfections they can miss these (sometimes rude) logical anomalies sometimes.

'Mom bod' logically has to = 'milf' to me. Which is probably why we don't typically use it on Fab, as milf itself does that trick, and so does 'mummy tummy' for the most common of the mother's body issues too. And all the age and size threads clear up all the rest of it.

pt

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