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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“What are you into?” Its such a broad question.
Do I reply with my favourite tv series or ch*king "
I’d cover both just be sure maybe.
But I imagine there’s quite the list  |
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If I tell you something will you promise not to be upset?
Erm no. What are you going to say? My mum's dead? There's a comet heading towards earth? Armageddon is upon us and the dead are rising? They cancelled Rings of Power?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long is it going to take? How the f should I know, I cannot see into the future! I never said that but was tempted to."
This one’s golden. Get this many times while on a job.
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""Does the female meet single men""
Our bio says we both manage the account and when a single guy asks the man about the woman.
1. As if she is my property
2. As if she can't answer for herself
3. As if we wouldn't meet as a couple
The simple answer is fuck off, block incoming |
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"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”
It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick "
I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.
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"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”
It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick
I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.
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Surely with that list, you would find someone 100% compatible in minutes 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?
Confession.
I don't ask that question, but I do need permission or I feel guilty.
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It’ll be a tough wank but knock yourself out |
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Fancy a cheeky meet 
People assume showing online means wanting a meet now and call it spontaneous
We don't spontaneously get a job
We don't spontaneously get a flight to go on holiday
We don't spontaneously get a dentist appointment
Some people need to drop that mindset it's very stupid |
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"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”
It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick
I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.
Surely with that list, you would find someone 100% compatible in minutes
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That’s why Fab seems a perfect place to be |
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