pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it 
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks. "
You have such a delicate turn of phrase. |
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By *ambsfunMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks.
You have such a d
elicate turn of phrase. "
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks.
You have such a delicate turn of phrase. "
I don't know why it took this for me to realise it but I think I actually have an answer to the "fave forumite" threads, it will now forever and always be Granny-Crumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks.
You have such a delicate turn of phrase.
I don't know why it took this for me to realise it but I think I actually have an answer to the "fave forumite" threads, it will now forever and always be Granny-Crumpet"
How could there be any doubt? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks.
You have such a delicate turn of phrase.
I don't know why it took this for me to realise it but I think I actually have an answer to the "fave forumite" threads, it will now forever and always be Granny-Crumpet"
Ha! Yes. I'll blow smoke up her arse as nothing else will be going up there any time soon.
I genuinely enjoyed reading that post, nursery and sewer being a particular highlight.  |
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"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks. "
Best forum post I've seen in a long time! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pain
stretched sphincter
shit on the bedsheets
torn colon ( the anus skin is not as thick as the vagina cos no one expected it to have things shoved up it )
fecal incontinence
anal fissures
bleeding
Infection via fecal bacteria getting into the fissures
greater chance of cystitis due to messing with the sewer and the nursery at the same time
being smothered in lube ( cos the arse does not self lube like the vag )
paying for the lube
but worst of all.......... being expected to do it all the time.
Those that like it can have it
Anyway O.P. it's different for different women.
I have a tight dinky starfish and I want to keep it thanks.
Best forum post I've seen in a long time! Lol "
some do some don't. |
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