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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Cheesy nibbles please

And a new remote control. My TV isn’t working properly

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a Sunday. Are you sure the 24 hour Tesco opens at this time?

Stupid I know, I know my local one had Sunday opening hours that were different.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything? "

That’s kind of you. Even kinder if you’re paying sweetie.

Can I get some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Cheesy nibbles please

And a new remote control. My TV isn’t working properly"

They never do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a Sunday. Are you sure the 24 hour Tesco opens at this time?

Stupid I know, I know my local one had Sunday opening hours that were different."

Fuck!

I might have to break a window then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Cheesy nibbles please

And a new remote control. My TV isn’t working properly

They never do.

You need to chuck out that crap old Jennie model. They've never been very good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

That’s kind of you. Even kinder if you’re paying sweetie.

Can I get some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H."

Sharesies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

I'll get a marrow.

Probably a better fit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

That’s kind of you. Even kinder if you’re paying sweetie.

Can I get some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Sharesies? "

Don’t know what they are but sure get those too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a Sunday. Are you sure the 24 hour Tesco opens at this time?

Stupid I know, I know my local one had Sunday opening hours that were different.

Fuck!

I might have to break a window then"

Go petrol station instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please. "

Preferred flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a Sunday. Are you sure the 24 hour Tesco opens at this time?

Stupid I know, I know my local one had Sunday opening hours that were different.

Fuck!

I might have to break a window then

Go petrol station instead. "

Why would I break a window at the petrol station?

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

You will be so lucky. Have you not noticed how cucumbers seem to have been shrinking in size recently? No idea why but is definately noticeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

You will be so lucky. Have you not noticed how cucumbers seem to have been shrinking in size recently? No idea why but is definately noticeable

Global Warming, innit

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

I'll get a marrow.

Probably a better fit! "

FFS. Boo just suggested an aubergine too

I have a very small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning after pill, if they have it. Ta

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

20 B&H? Are you made of money? Crikey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

You will be so lucky. Have you not noticed how cucumbers seem to have been shrinking in size recently? No idea why but is definately noticeable

Tory Pary Conference. We’re all getting fucked by vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have a very small

But accommodating?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have a very small

But accommodating? "

Oh yes. Very accommodating

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"An extra large cucumber and some Haribo please

You will be so lucky. Have you not noticed how cucumbers seem to have been shrinking in size recently? No idea why but is definately noticeable

It's not cucumbers shrinking, it's bumholes widening with the increased popularity of anal sex...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning after pill, if they have it. Ta

I'll take ake a crowbar so I can get behind the pharmacy counter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"20 B&H? Are you made of money? Crikey."

Stinking bloomin well wich, me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"20 B&H? Are you made of money? Crikey.

Stinking bloomin well wich, me"

Bet half the Vaseline gone by time you get back though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"20 B&H? Are you made of money? Crikey.

Stinking bloomin well wich, me

Bet half the Vaseline gone by time you get back though.."

I'll get 2... just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour? "

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning after pill, if they have it. Ta

I'll take ake a crowbar so I can get behind the pharmacy counter"

Thanks! As soon as possible please, running out of time over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lube and a small towel please.

Oh and tree frog....I've putting this on a shopping list for years and despite 20 years of relationships between two men I've still never been bought one. I live in hope.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Lube and a small towel please.

Oh and tree frog....I've putting this on a shopping list for years and despite 20 years of relationships between two men I've still never been bought one. I live in hope.

Does it have to be tree? One or two not enough?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude! "

Make them cherry flavour

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wispa Bites please.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Yorkie please. And prawn cocktail McCoys if they have them.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

A new personality and body please....

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lube and a small towel please.

Oh and tree frog....I've putting this on a shopping list for years and despite 20 years of relationships between two men I've still never been bought one. I live in hope.

European or Amazon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wispa Bites please.

One bag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!! "

I'll get sausages, no. eed to call me a dog

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!! "

All dogs have sausages - sha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A new personality and body please...."

From Tesco?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

If it's one wiu books can you you pick me up a couple of those cheap 'sexy' books? I feel like I need some ill placed romance in my life

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck sake! Had my hopes up then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"A new personality and body please....

From Tesco?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

All dogs have sausages - sha!"

Davina we need to introduce charity to the tv roast thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A new personality and body please....

From Tesco?

I'll stop off at the morgue for the body. Unless I see another one floating in the canal

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

I'll get sausages, no. eed to call me a dog

You're no dog because you won't do me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lube and a small towel please.

Oh and tree frog....I've putting this on a shopping list for years and despite 20 years of relationships between two men I've still never been bought one. I live in hope.

Does it have to be tree? One or two not enough? "

Yes a tree frog, you know with the colourful feet. They're all pretty and stuff. I likes them. No albinos please!

Yes two is better than one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If it's one wiu books can you you pick me up a couple of those cheap 'sexy' books? I feel like I need some ill placed romance in my life

Ill grab a selection

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"A new personality and body please....

From Tesco?

I'll stop off at the morgue for the body. Unless I see another one floating in the canal"

Perfect , thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Wispa Bites please.

One bag? "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A new personality and body please....

From Tesco?

I'll stop off at the morgue for the body. Unless I see another one floating in the canal"

I've lined a few up today, just say the word and gladly help you out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

All dogs have sausages - sha!

Davina we need to introduce charity to the tv roast thing

You BBQ trannies here?

Out

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By *aissez-faireMan over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

I hope you have a club card. You could get to the south of France with all these points. Or an adult ticket for Alton Towers.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

Can I have 100 10mg valuam as the gp will not let me have them any more.

so codine and wine now. LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

I'll get sausages, no. eed to call me a dog

You're no dog because you won't do me

I didnt know that was an option!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope you have a club card. You could get to the south of France with all these points. Or an adult ticket for Alton Towers. "

I could triple up the points for Zizi vouchers!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have 100 10mg valuam as the gp will not let me have them any more.

so codine and wine now. LOL"

I'll have a loon when I am grabbing Demi's pill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have 100 10mg valuam as the gp will not let me have them any more.

so codine and wine now. LOL

I'll have a loon when I am grabbing Demi's pill"

*look

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything? "

Cornetto! Oh, and some balloons please. And If they have those machines by the checkout where you pop in a quid or two and turn the handle, can I have an egg with a little squidgy man inside. Thanks so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles"

Fuck sake

Talk about high maintenence

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

All dogs have sausages - sha!

Davina we need to introduce charity to the tv roast thing

Ah yes. She looks like she'd hold her own. Probably all the excitement she gets anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

I'll grab the whole machine.... we can all have a squishy man then

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

Jelly trifle plzzzzzz

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles"

We’ve got some. Red Leicester chedders and what my mum calls Cheeslets. I don’t actually know what they are, but they are cheesy! You’re welcome to share Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

All dogs have sausages - sha!

Davina we need to introduce charity to the tv roast thing

Ah yes. She looks like she'd hold her own. Probably all the excitement she gets anyway.

Excitement?

To me these days that's just an 11 letter word

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

I'll grab the whole machine.... we can all have a squishy man then "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jelly trifle plzzzzzz "

Chocolate or strawberry?

Oh fuck it... I'll grab one of each

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By *oco_marsWoman over a year ago

Stockport

Ready salted pringles please, I just fancy some!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

Don't get your hopes up. Whatever he may say, he's just going to make balloon animals with them.

I want a sausage dog!!

I'll get sausages, no. eed to call me a dog

You're no dog because you won't do me

I didnt know that was an option! "

Now you do

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles

We’ve got some. Red Leicester chedders and what my mum calls Cheeslets. I don’t actually know what they are, but they are cheesy! You’re welcome to share Xx"

Ooh lovely. I do like to share

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a packet of extra large Jonnys please.

Preferred flavour?

I don’t mind, it won’t be me suckin ‘em.

Dude!

Make them cherry flavour

*mental notes taken*

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Frazzles please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ready salted pringles please, I just fancy some!"

Yeah but...

Once you pop...

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Chocolate peanuts. Just finished the last packet

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles"

I'm not sure you should be eating fecking nibbles if they have gone cheesy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Frazzles please!"

If they are out if stock will onion rings do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please"

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chocolate peanuts. Just finished the last packet

Good shout

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Frazzles please!

If they are out if stock will onion rings do?"

Good backup choice, you know me well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Frazzles please!

If they are out if stock will onion rings do?

Good backup choice, you know me well!"

I never met him in my life, your honour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff? "

Custard powder. Plus aome milk please. Only a couple of pints here.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles

We’ve got some. Red Leicester chedders and what my mum calls Cheeslets. I don’t actually know what they are, but they are cheesy! You’re welcome to share Xx

Ooh lovely. I do like to share

Thank you x"

You’re very welcome… we love sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff?

Custard powder. Plus aome milk please. Only a couple of pints here."

Semi?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff?

Custard powder. Plus aome milk please. Only a couple of pints here.

Semi? "

No, it's just that size normally.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Fine…

I’ll get my own cheesy fecking nibbles

I'm not sure you should be eating fecking nibbles if they have gone cheesy....."

Good point.

Hold the nibbles!!!

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

Have a look what ice cream they have in, mad I know but got a really craving for it right now.

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Box of Ex Lax, any size thanks. I'll pay you next week.

(Tell him they're out the back so he might have to call).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!"

If you insist

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff?

Custard powder. Plus aome milk please. Only a couple of pints here.

Semi?

No, it's just that size normally. "

Beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a look what ice cream they have in, mad I know but got a really craving for it right now. "

Chocolatey or fruity?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist"

Oooft. Give them a pinch while your at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x"

You not more of a Thunderbird girl?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Custard please and ambrosia rice pudding please

Custard powder? Or cheaty tinned stuff?

Custard powder. Plus aome milk please. Only a couple of pints here.

Semi?

No, it's just that size normally.

Beat me to it."

You can beat it yourself darling.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist"

I'll hold lower down

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"Have a look what ice cream they have in, mad I know but got a really craving for it right now.

Chocolatey or fruity? "

Tutti frutti, mmmmm

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x

You not more of a Thunderbird girl? "

Well... There are five of those Tracy brothers, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then"

Are you going to manage flowers with all that other stuff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x

You not more of a Thunderbird girl?

Well... There are five of those Tracy brothers, right?

Yeah, but I think Scott batted for the other side. Different flavour crisps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

Are you going to manage flowers with all that other stuff?"

I'll nick a trolley

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then"

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Even so.

Essex... know what I'm saying?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Oh god, now she wants shower gel, too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend"

and some Dettol?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x

You not more of a Thunderbird girl?

Well... There are five of those Tracy brothers, right?

Yeah, but I think Scott batted for the other side. Different flavour crisps! "

Ooh, crisps. T-bone steak roysters please.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol? "

And a wire brush, presumably.

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

"Have a look what ice cream they have in, mad I know but got a really craving for it right now.

Chocolatey or fruity? "

Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, 2 litres of White Lightning for me too please! My last bottle ran out in 1996.

Mrs TMN x

You not more of a Thunderbird girl?

Well... There are five of those Tracy brothers, right?

Yeah, but I think Scott batted for the other side. Different flavour crisps!

Ooh, crisps. T-bone steak roysters please. "

Hang on... need a new shopping list pad!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Can I have a bag of rye flour please and thank you?

I think my sourdough starter went off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a look what ice cream they have in, mad I know but got a really craving for it right now.

Chocolatey or fruity?

Surprise me"

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a bag of rye flour please and thank you?

I think my sourdough starter went off. "

Organic?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably. "

Ouch

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’ve just finished my bag of KPs, so some salty nuts please if I’m not too late

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Frazzles please!

If they are out if stock will onion rings do?

Good backup choice, you know me well!

I never met him in my life, your honour"

Didn't see nothing guv.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Can I have a bag of rye flour please and thank you?

I think my sourdough starter went off.

Organic? "

Of course.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’ve just finished my bag of KPs, so some salty nuts please if I’m not too late "

Ooo! I like salty nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just finished my bag of KPs, so some salty nuts please if I’m not too late "

Nuts for you to munch on?

Got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pack of jam doughnuts

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Clingfilm please.

No questions asked would be great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pack of jam doughnuts "

A classic choice

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clingfilm please.

No questions asked would be great."

Ill make it a jumbo roll.

You don't want to run out

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ice cubes and a tube of anusol please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pack of jam doughnuts

A classic choice "

I'm a classic gentleman after all

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain"

Step into my office

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ice cubes and a tube of anusol please."

Been there.

Say no more.

Shall i see if they have one of those inflatable cushions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pack of jam doughnuts

A classic choice

I'm a classic gentleman after all"

Everyone says so

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I was going to ask for a roll of fruit pastilles, but I'm afraid it would overload the trolley, now.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Ice cubes and a tube of anusol please.

Been there.

Say no more.

Shall i see if they have one of those inflatable cushions? "

Borrow a doughnut from Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was going to ask for a roll of fruit pastilles, but I'm afraid it would overload the trolley, now.

I got a bag for life too

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Ice cubes and a tube of anusol please.

Been there.

Say no more.

Shall i see if they have one of those inflatable cushions? "

Whooppie

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

Step into my office

Yes Ma'am

*Assumes the position*

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Clingfilm please.

No questions asked would be great.

Ill make it a jumbo roll.

You don't want to run out"

Utter star, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ice cubes and a tube of anusol please.

Been there.

Say no more.

Shall i see if they have one of those inflatable cushions?

Borrow a doughnut from Wonko?"

Jam doughnuts and Haemorrhoids might cause a panic

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I was going to ask for a roll of fruit pastilles, but I'm afraid it would overload the trolley, now.

I got a bag for life too"

Ace! You can put my little roll of fruit pastilles the there.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"I was going to ask for a roll of fruit pastilles, but I'm afraid it would overload the trolley, now.

I got a bag for life too

Ace! You can put my little roll of fruit pastilles the there.

Size isnt everything

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Where is my Ex Lax?

What a thing to leave out. pt

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

Step into my office

Yes Ma'am

*Assumes the position*"

Oh. Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lube and a small towel please.

Oh and tree frog....I've putting this on a shopping list for years and despite 20 years of relationships between two men I've still never been bought one. I live in hope.

*takes notes* a non-albino tree frog.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Actually, can I just have a loaf of bread? Too lazy to bake right now.

Trying to recover after rather intense weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where is my Ex Lax?

What a thing to leave out. pt "

Oh shit... sorry

Or not shit, is perhaps more appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually, can I just have a loaf of bread? Too lazy to bake right now.

Trying to recover after rather intense weekend

A rye sourdough it is

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I was going to ask for a roll of fruit pastilles, but I'm afraid it would overload the trolley, now.

I got a bag for life too

Ace! You can put my little roll of fruit pastilles the there.

Size isnt everything "

I dunno - I love those big tubes they bring out at Christmas...

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By *abrielle43Woman over a year ago

Kildare

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything? "

A peperami thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

Step into my office

Yes Ma'am

*Assumes the position*

Oh. Good girl

Ahem.... there's food shopping going on over here.

Hygiene, please!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Actually, can I just have a loaf of bread? Too lazy to bake right now.

Trying to recover after rather intense weekend

A rye sourdough it is"

That's a rye comment if ever I heard one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks "

Its a bit of an animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually, can I just have a loaf of bread? Too lazy to bake right now.

Trying to recover after rather intense weekend

A rye sourdough it is

That's a rye comment if ever I heard one. "

*face-palm*

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal"

Wasn't that the condoms?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Actually, can I just have a loaf of bread? Too lazy to bake right now.

Trying to recover after rather intense weekend

A rye sourdough it is"

Thank you, you’re a star

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?"

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms "

Pre-loaded condoms? One may as skip straight to sharing a cigarette, in that case.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms "

I can confirm this to be true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true. "

^^she knows

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

Step into my office

Yes Ma'am

*Assumes the position*

Oh. Good girl

Ahem.... there's food shopping going on over here.

Hygiene, please! "

I've showered! What more do you want from me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good point.

Hold the nipples!!!

If you insist

I'll hold lower down

I'll pick up some marigolds then

I’m always “shower fresh”, thank you very much!!!

Actually pick up a pack of anti bac wipes.. #for a friend

and some Dettol?

And a wire brush, presumably.

Ouch

It's alright - I can take the pain

Step into my office

Yes Ma'am

*Assumes the position*

Oh. Good girl

Ahem.... there's food shopping going on over here.

Hygiene, please!

I've showered! What more do you want from me?? "

toilet duck added to list

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

toilet duck added to list"

Fresh around the rim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you still out there, we haven't got all night!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

toilet duck added to list

Fresh around the rim!

Fresh around the Rimmer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you still out there, we haven't got all night!"

If you come by and I'm not in, leave it on rhe front doorstep. Just taking the dog for a walk.

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you still out there, we haven't got all night!"

I triggered the alarm.

Just talking to the police!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

toilet duck added to list

Fresh around the rim!

Fresh around the Rimmer!

Aha!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Are you still out there, we haven't got all night!

If you come by and I'm not in, leave it on rhe front doorstep. Just taking the dog for a walk.

Ta."

Isn't it a bit late to go dogging?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true.

^^she knows"

I have double masters degree in condoms. Trust me, I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true.

^^she knows

I have double masters degree in condoms. Trust me, I know."

Dr Condom!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true.

^^she knows

I have double masters degree in condoms. Trust me, I know.

Dr Condom! "

...answers all questions in a jiffy!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true.

^^she knows

I have double masters degree in condoms. Trust me, I know.

Dr Condom!

...answers all questions in a jiffy!"

A jizzy jiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down the 24 hour Tesco.

Going to pick up some batteries, 2 litres of White Lightning, vaseline, some clothespegs and 20 B&H.

Anyone else need anything?

A peperami thanks

Its a bit of an animal

Wasn't that the condoms?

Peperami all come pre loaded in their own condoms

I can confirm this to be true.

^^she knows

I have double masters degree in condoms. Trust me, I know.

Dr Condom!

...answers all questions in a jiffy!

A jizzy jiffy"

I'm glad that's covered

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Too late ffs!

I used my black mamba and it's everywhere!

Who were you taking orders for, fucking Fabswingers?

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