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"Prefer a bacon butty
That’s a euphemism, right?
Not at all, clear enough isn't it.
I PREFER A BACON BUTTY
Repeated for clarity"
Tbf……a top notch bacon butty is a bit of a turn on.
I’m f’kin weird.  |
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I'm not horny. But I do want sex just to scratch the itch before I get up for the day.
And then I want hot, steamy, different position sex tonight. I want blindfolded and gagged and I'll probably need reminded to be quiet.
Anyway, I have a cuppa and a book right now.
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"Prefer a bacon butty
That’s a euphemism, right?
Not at all, clear enough isn't it.
I PREFER A BACON BUTTY
Repeated for clarity
Tbf……a top notch bacon butty is a bit of a turn on.
I’m f’kin weird. "
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No, I'm starving have stinky breath, wicked heartburn from too much red wine and cheese last night and I need a poo.
Sex is the last thing on my mind.
Mr.
That said Mrs just bent over getting out of bed and I got an eyeful I felt the slightest twinge in my nether regions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prefer a bacon butty
That’s a euphemism, right?
Not at all, clear enough isn't it.
I PREFER A BACON BUTTY
Repeated for clarity
Tbf……a top notch bacon butty is a bit of a turn on.
I’m f’kin weird.
Makes sense to me "
*adopts soft porno voice*
Warm, crusty bread….
Hot….salty……crispy back
Smothered with butter
Dripping brown sauce
Oh fuck……I’ve cum already |
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