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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is a bit of a hobby horse for us - well ok me - Joe.

An old sales boss of mine, when giving a motivational speech, would always say 'be like a rolling stone, gathering moss' I would remind him that the saying is actually the opposite!

Heard on the telly just now 'if its not meant to be, I have to take it on the shoulders'. Bloody cracks I up.

So, what are your favourites out there?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

My old boss used to say 'nil desperandum' whenever he was describing an emergency job that had to be done.

'Funky can you do this design mate it's nil desperandum!'

The phrase is actually Latin for 'never despair'.

Stupid cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mange tout mange tout

As delboy would say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not rocket surgery is my fave ... Cross between rocket science and brain surgery

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My old boss used to say 'nil desperandum' whenever he was describing an emergency job that had to be done.

'Funky can you do this design mate it's nil desperandum!'

The phrase is actually Latin for 'never despair'.

Stupid cunt! "

Please tell me you pulled him up on this. I couldn't have done!

Just had another chucked at me in Asda:

It's six of one and at least a dozen of the other.

Bit of upselling on their part!

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

A colleague said to me 'your comments cut me to the quilt'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheap at half the price, I know it's ironic but it is still wrong

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