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Men are you any good at licking ?
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
And how long can you do it for ?
I need help with my Christmas card list in December. This is a mammoth task of contacts broken down into groups where some get cases of wine some single bottles of wine or whisky and every single one a handwritten card with a stamp that needs licking.
I need an assistant who is
A/ good at licking
B/ can do it for hours and hours
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that  
There’s always one isn’t there  "
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours? |
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"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that
There’s always one isn’t there
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours? "
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"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that
There’s always one isn’t there
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours? "
Do I need to put a stamp on it  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that
There’s always one isn’t there
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?
Do I need to put a stamp on it "
Only if it’s first class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air
Ooo god I got jokes
I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it
Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it
Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that
There’s always one isn’t there
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?
Do I need to put a stamp on it
Only if it’s first class "
I actually have one of those rubber stamps, you get made on the Internet, and it’s says first class, & something else I won’t repeat. LOL and yes it’s in the naughty drawer.
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air
Ooo god I got jokes
I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it
Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it
Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke "
The gills must come in really handy. I rely on my circular breathing. I learnt playing a didgeridoo. |
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"Me me me!!
Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that
There’s always one isn’t there
I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?
Do I need to put a stamp on it
Only if it’s first class "
‘Special delivery’, you’ll have to sign for it |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I should add that during the activity , I I will be providing snacks including, Cake. Yes, you heard that correctly.
Now my apartment is quite small, and with all that licking going on, and cake it’s bound to get a bit messy and I’m rubbish at housework. So I also need someone who is
C/ Not averse to a bit of cream
D/ happy to clean up.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air
Ooo god I got jokes
I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it
Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it
Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke
The gills must come in really handy. I rely on my circular breathing. I learnt playing a didgeridoo. "
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"And how long can you do it for ?
I need help with my Christmas card list in December. This is a mammoth task of contacts broken down into groups where some get cases of wine some single bottles of wine or whisky and every single one a handwritten card with a stamp that needs licking.
I need an assistant who is
A/ good at licking
B/ can do it for hours and hours
"
Pre licked is the way to go |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air
Ooo god I got jokes
I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it
Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it
Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke "
Can you do left-to-right around 120 strokes per minute, without going right to left?
Can you play her like a virtuoso Bulería with a rhythmic switch on the 12th downbeat ?
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"I am impressed at your organisation skills Mr
I don't want my Christmas card to look like it's been slimed by a robbers dog thanks 
Don’t panic - You’re getting a Moonpig "
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