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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
Do you have any top tips in anything for example Evie said in a post to him indoors that he should carry a spare tie in his laptop bag in case of emergencies..
Do you have any any top tips?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a genuine one from Bella - I shit you not!:
Avoid getting dog shit on your shoes by putting a layer of tin foil on the soles. Then, hey presto, when you get home, simply put the tin foil in the bin.
We read this in a dentist's waiting room. We fuckin' wet ourselves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ties? Nowdays you cant even play the game "spot the consultant in meetings" because nobody wears them any more
Top tips.. I keep spare shoelaces and a needle and thread pack in my laptop bag"
I always wear a tie. And most of my clients do aswell |
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GENTLEMEN. Upon leaving your favourite adult store into a busy street, affect an expression of utter shock, just in case.
COUNCIL highway departments. Save money erecting warning signs on dangerous bends. Simply sellotape a bunch of flowers to a nearby lamp post instead.
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DON'T THROW away old string vests. Nailed to the walls outside they make an excellent trellis for climbing plants.
A few top tips out of viz  |
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