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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap!
(Obvs not in real life, that would be weird)
I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner  |
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug.
I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win."
You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs!
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"I think I can find my dignity around here somewhere, if anyone wants that?"
I'll take that you seam to be doing alright the ladies.
And ofcourse dignity one my favorite songs from deacon blue.and I've called my little boat in the garden that. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug.
I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win.
You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs!
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Sadly you can. Not according to me though. 
P.S The masks. Those photos? Perfection.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs "
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve got a bit of belly button fluff, and a bag of Smarties.
Smarties eh? Ive got half a pack of jam and cream biccies if you wanna swap? X  "
I’m in. That’s a deal. |
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs "
I've got half eaten giant easter egg if you fancy that .ah sorry just remember I left it a Maya I'll nibble on while we whatch strickly tomorrow. |
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"I have an unopened share bag of maltesers, but I don’t share so it was either give them or eating them all hopefully I have chosen wisely "
Ooh I can offer you a garden broom? |
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"I have an unopened share bag of maltesers, but I don’t share so it was either give them or eating them all hopefully I have chosen wisely
Ooh I can offer you a garden broom?"
That means I would have to try and swap that after |
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?"
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
Mrs "
A pack of AA batteries?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
Mrs "
Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest!  |
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Elderflower vinegar. Over-enthusiasm led to the swift production of many litres of the stuff. Tastes good, too, but how much elderflower vinegar does one life need?
My watermelon rind pickle stores are also replete. Will swap for home-made mushroom ketchup. Or sour Haribo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
Mrs
Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest! "
Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now.
I have a head massager "
I could actually use one of those right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now.
I have a head massager
I could actually use one of those right now.
Let’s have a swap then done deal "
I’ll take it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
Mrs
Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest!
Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite!"
Oh! If I don't hear anything back, they are yours!...... But what do I get for my swop? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap.
Serious offers only.
Mrs
Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
Better offer needed.
Mrs
Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest!
Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite!
Oh! If I don't hear anything back, they are yours!...... But what do I get for my swop? "
Hmm  a bunch of lillies and two bananas? |
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Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
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Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can put up a day and night off total papering
So first off breakfast in bed
As your have breakfast in bed I build you a duvet fort on the couch and then run out and get your favourite snacks
While your binge watching your favourite or current tv shows or movies or head in a book
I will take care off all the house work for you
Followed by a lovely take away form your favourite restaurant or take away place
While your have dinner
I will run you a awesome bath with candle lights and music pervideing you have a bath
If you don’t have a bath and only a shower then you be treated to a shower bomb with music and canndle lights
Fallowed by a lovely massage and cuddles on the couch as you binge watch more shows
And then to top it all off taken to the bedroom for let’s just say a magical time
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can put up a day and night off total papering
So first off breakfast in bed
As your have breakfast in bed I build you a duvet fort on the couch and then run out and get your favourite snacks
While your binge watching your favourite or current tv shows or movies or head in a book
I will take care off all the house work for you
Followed by a lovely take away form your favourite restaurant or take away place
While your have dinner
I will run you a awesome bath with candle lights and music pervideing you have a bath
If you don’t have a bath and only a shower then you be treated to a shower bomb with music and canndle lights
Fallowed by a lovely massage and cuddles on the couch as you binge watch more shows
And then to top it all off taken to the bedroom for let’s just say a magical time
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Omg in and I’ll swap anything you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can put up a day and night off total papering
So first off breakfast in bed
As your have breakfast in bed I build you a duvet fort on the couch and then run out and get your favourite snacks
While your binge watching your favourite or current tv shows or movies or head in a book
I will take care off all the house work for you
Followed by a lovely take away form your favourite restaurant or take away place
While your have dinner
I will run you a awesome bath with candle lights and music pervideing you have a bath
If you don’t have a bath and only a shower then you be treated to a shower bomb with music and canndle lights
Fallowed by a lovely massage and cuddles on the couch as you binge watch more shows
And then to top it all off taken to the bedroom for let’s just say a magical time
Omg in and I’ll swap anything you want "
Done deal and the swap I want is your time |
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap!
(Obvs not in real life, that would be weird)
I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner "
I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap!
(Obvs not in real life, that would be weird)
I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner
I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta. "
What you gonna use it on |
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"Got half a pack of budget condoms, think they was made in a rubber glove factory but nothings getting through that rubber ! Xx"
Half a pack would have been interesting in the days when the term 'packet of three' was in universal usage. |
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"Got half a pack of budget condoms, think they was made in a rubber glove factory but nothings getting through that rubber ! Xx
Half a pack would have been interesting in the days when the term 'packet of three' was in universal usage."
I've recently purchase finger condoms very nice and have ribbed bits on the side |
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug.
I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win.
You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs!
Sadly you can. Not according to me though.
P.S The masks. Those photos? Perfection. "
Not according to me either!
It’s Halloween 365 here!
Why thank you lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a big-ass folder on training material for the ISTQB Advanced Level Technical Test Analyst certfication if anyone fancies it? "
Christ, even typing that almost put me to sleep |
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Half a box of Aldi Specially Selected quadruple chocolate cookies. Even for a confirmed chocoslut like myself that's Too Many Chocolate.
Will accept an equal number of chocolate and hazelnut cookies (same brand) in return. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a big-ass folder on training material for the ISTQB Advanced Level Technical Test Analyst certfication if anyone fancies it? "
Swap you for a shag |
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap!
(Obvs not in real life, that would be weird)
I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner
I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta.
What you gonna use it on "
My ears. Obvs. |
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…"
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet."
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures "
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table… |
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…"
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood? "
Bag of haribo |
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo "
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol."
He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything  |
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol.
He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything "
Awww, can we arrange cat play date? My ginger is friendly but my black one is a killer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania
Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade
Big fat squashy cuddles
Various spirits and random craft beers.
If you want them you need to collect.
Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol.
He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything
Awww, can we arrange cat play date? My ginger is friendly but my black one is a killer."
Absolutely. I’ll bring a safety helmet for him to wear when he inevitably falls off your sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans)."
In and dribbling I can offer you an acoustic/electric purple guitar? |
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans)."
Yes please. I'll bring homemade cake and bread. |
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
J
I’ll pray for you "
S'okay, I swapped him for some boots that won't fit me and that are unusable. I still got the better part of the deal. 
J |
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"Elderflower vinegar. Over-enthusiasm led to the swift production of many litres of the stuff. Tastes good, too, but how much elderflower vinegar does one life need?
My watermelon rind pickle stores are also replete. Will swap for home-made mushroom ketchup. Or sour Haribo."
Mushroom ketchup?
I think a friend of mine has ketchup that's growing some sort of fungus. Can swap for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans).
In and dribbling I can offer you an acoustic/electric purple guitar?"
Sorry just back from eating a bowl. Still more left - but it was not a 'wat' (that would be a temple in say Cambodia), rather it was a 'vat'.
Does the teacher come with the guitar, and will I be able to be as proficient as Prince (noting he may not be so capable these days!) |
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans).
Yes please. I'll bring homemade cake and bread."
Oh, second offer. I forgot to have bread to dunk in it, grated some cheese and also poured some double cream on it).
Still plenty to go round. |
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
J
Pair of size 10 thighboots with a broken heel? "
Sounds like a fair swap. I seem to remember one other Fab member breaking a heel at one of the socials. Maybe you know her? Did she swap the thigh boots with you and not mention the heel? |
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