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Thursday Night Late Nocturnal- Misty manor part 2
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Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…
Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.
I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.
The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee.
Help yourself to the free bar & let’s have fun
Misty x
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I'm back. And I bring jewelry made of the purest green.
And a bottle of finest claret for my lady. Hiccup...there was two so you'll have to, are do with a slightly tipsy butler tonight my lady Misty. |
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"I'm back. And I bring jewelry made of the purest green.
And a bottle of finest claret for my lady. Hiccup...there was two so you'll have to, are do with a slightly tipsy butler tonight my lady Misty."
Evening my favourite butler
Thank you for the gifts. Most most kind  |
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"Hello again.
Welcome back
Thank you.
I brought your coffee over
Oh thanks, now I might need to go and get a biscuit.
I’ll bring the tin…."
Oh, thank you. |
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"Purest green is my favourite! 
You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot?
No there (s)not.
Very good my lady.
I'll fetch the cheese and biscuits..."
And the port
God I love cheese & biscuits |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of."
Bloody love Roquefort
Not sure on this new one…. I’ll try it |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of."
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! |
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"I'm afraid we're all out of Port but the sales clerk assured me it's lesser known twin is equally as nice.
Goes by the name of starboard.
It'll still get you 3 sheets to the wind though."
Inthink I’ll stick to the claret x |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!"
HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!"
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils."
That wasn’t cheese…. |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory "
I suspected as much. |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory
I suspected as much."
I have some standards |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils.
That wasn’t cheese…. "
I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again.
You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there. |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory
I suspected as much.
I have some standards "
How about one of their huge blocks of processed cheese? |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils.
That wasn’t cheese….
I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again.
You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there."
You know how I get when left unattended |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils.
That wasn’t cheese….
I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again.
You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there.
You know how I get when left unattended "
Yes.
The phrase "Teenage Delinquent" springs to mind, my lady. But we still love you all the same. |
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of.
What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!
I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin.
We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant.
Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils.
That wasn’t cheese….
I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again.
You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there.
You know how I get when left unattended
Yes.
The phrase "Teenage Delinquent" springs to mind, my lady. But we still love you all the same."
I think the phrase fits |
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar."
I might join her.
Sneaking up to bed. |
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar.
Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits"
Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky? |
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar.
Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits
Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky?"
Whisky |
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar.
Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits
Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky?
Whisky "
That spirit is my least favourite, she smells! |
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I really must go to bed cos the naughty Beeb now has the by-election results for Tamworth and mid-Bedfordshire. If I don't go to bed now, I will be staying up til the results are in. |
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"I really must go to bed cos the naughty Beeb now has the by-election results for Tamworth and mid-Bedfordshire. If I don't go to bed now, I will be staying up til the results are in."
Night night. HK XX
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Sweet dreams 