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By *elade OP Couple over a year ago

hull

Hello fellow fathers, so my question is I’ve noticed on hot pics.

That’s a lot of people are using cucumbers.

Have I missed something?

Please elite me if I have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They taste like cack.

So perhaps just cutting out the middle man by shoving them up their arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I threw one away earlier. It had gone floppy and leaked jizz in the fridge

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I threw one away earlier. It had gone floppy and leaked jizz in the fridge "

Poor guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I threw one away earlier. It had gone floppy and leaked jizz in the fridge

Poor guy."

Rip Colin

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By *uropean LatinoMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Hello fellow fathers, so my question is I’ve noticed on hot pics.

That’s a lot of people are using cucumbers.

Have I missed something?

Please elite me if I have."

Are you saying you never experimented with cucumber or carrot prior to buying sex toys?

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By *ullyMan over a year ago

Near Clacton

I tried carrots, a cucumber and was lubing up a nice fat courgette, but the security guys threw me out of the supermarket.

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By *uropean LatinoMan over a year ago

Norwich

"I tried carrots, a cucumber and was lubing up a nice fat courgette, but the security guys threw me out of the supermarket.

They thought you are trying to steal.

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By *ose manMan over a year ago

kells

I don't think they're ment to be replanted.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No idea i just like how your norks rest as i look up your vag

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In my younger days I grew up in a farming community I always remember some advice I was given.

ALWAYS wash cucumber before you eat it!

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