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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

£400

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Using BIDMAS I’d say you earned nothing because this isn’t work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

Nothing?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Using BIDMAS I’d say you earned nothing because this isn’t work

And maths isn’t fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Using BIDMAS I’d say you earned nothing because this isn’t work

And maths isn’t fun!"

Not in this case!!

Stressing me out to know the answer!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

500

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"£400"

Thank fuck the first answer was correct. If anybody seriously thinks it is anything else give your head wobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Using BIDMAS I’d say you earned nothing because this isn’t work

And maths isn’t fun!"

Exactly

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£400"

Sorry but you are wrong

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£400

Thank fuck the first answer was correct. If anybody seriously thinks it is anything else give your head wobble

It's not right it's not £400.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Using BIDMAS I’d say you earned nothing because this isn’t work

And maths isn’t fun!"

Maths can be fun.

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"£400

Thank fuck the first answer was correct. If anybody seriously thinks it is anything else give your head wobble

It's not right it's not £400. "

Give your head a wobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He answer is £300

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£400

Thank fuck the first answer was correct. If anybody seriously thinks it is anything else give your head wobble

It's not right it's not £400.

Give your head a wobble"

Lol

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"£400

Sorry but you are wrong "

Not the first time someone’s said that to me tbf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He answer is £300"

Joking.

This isn’t earning

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£400

Sorry but you are wrong

Not the first time someone’s said that to me tbf

Hugs xx

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

To stop this madness progressing and ruining my beauty sleep.

Let's assume you started with £1000 in the bank.

Bought for 800 now 200 in the bank. Sold for 1000 so now 1200 in the bank. Up 200.

Bought for 1100 so now 100 in the bank. Sold for 1300 so now 1400 in the bank. Started with 1000 and now got 1400 so 400 profit.

The bigger question is what to do with the 400 profit?

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300 "

Give me strength - you didn't lose 100 when you bought it for 1100. Are you on a wind up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To stop this madness progressing and ruining my beauty sleep.

Let's assume you started with £1000 in the bank.

Bought for 800 now 200 in the bank. Sold for 1000 so now 1200 in the bank. Up 200.

Bought for 1100 so now 100 in the bank. Sold for 1300 so now 1400 in the bank. Started with 1000 and now got 1400 so 400 profit.

The bigger question is what to do with the 400 profit?

The starting is 800 not 1000 the answer to the question is literally 300

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300

Give me strength - you didn't lose 100 when you bought it for 1100. Are you on a wind up?

Yes you do as you didn’t have 1100 you had 1000 so you have to add 100 of your own money to get it

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"To stop this madness progressing and ruining my beauty sleep.

Let's assume you started with £1000 in the bank.

Bought for 800 now 200 in the bank. Sold for 1000 so now 1200 in the bank. Up 200.

Bought for 1100 so now 100 in the bank. Sold for 1300 so now 1400 in the bank. Started with 1000 and now got 1400 so 400 profit.

The bigger question is what to do with the 400 profit?

The starting is 800 not 1000 the answer to the question is literally 300

You can start with whatever amount you want in the bank. I was just making it easy. The numbers would be the same accept you would have an overdraft of -100 when you bought it.

Here you go:

Started with 800 in the bank. Bought for 800 so now zero in the bank. Sold for 1000 so 1000 in the bank.

Bought for 1100 so overdraft of 100. Sold for 1300 so 1200 in the bank. Started with 800 and now got 1200.

I will make this a test for any potential sexual partner and refuse to have sex if they get it wrong.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I will make this a test for any potential sexual partner and refuse to have sex if they get it wrong. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To stop this madness progressing and ruining my beauty sleep.

Let's assume you started with £1000 in the bank.

Bought for 800 now 200 in the bank. Sold for 1000 so now 1200 in the bank. Up 200.

Bought for 1100 so now 100 in the bank. Sold for 1300 so now 1400 in the bank. Started with 1000 and now got 1400 so 400 profit.

The bigger question is what to do with the 400 profit?

The starting is 800 not 1000 the answer to the question is literally 300

Then how could you buy it back for £1100 if at that point you only have £1000 in the bank?"

The question doesn’t say how much the person has in the bank

The only starting number we have is 800

So it’s 800 sold for 1000 is 200 profit

You then re buy and hafe to add 100 witch means your 100 down out your profit

Then sold for 1300 witch is 200 profit

Witch means total profit is 300

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300

Give me strength - you didn't lose 100 when you bought it for 1100. Are you on a wind up?

Yes you do as you didn’t have 1100 you had 1000 so you have to add 100 of your own money to get it "

Yes which you will get when you sell it back PLUS 200 profit.

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

The question was how much did I earn not how much is now in the bank account.

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"To stop this madness progressing and ruining my beauty sleep.

Let's assume you started with £1000 in the bank.

Bought for 800 now 200 in the bank. Sold for 1000 so now 1200 in the bank. Up 200.

Bought for 1100 so now 100 in the bank. Sold for 1300 so now 1400 in the bank. Started with 1000 and now got 1400 so 400 profit.

The bigger question is what to do with the 400 profit?

The starting is 800 not 1000 the answer to the question is literally 300

Then how could you buy it back for £1100 if at that point you only have £1000 in the bank?

The question doesn’t say how much the person has in the bank

The only starting number we have is 800

So it’s 800 sold for 1000 is 200 profit

You then re buy and hafe to add 100 witch means your 100 down out your profit

Then sold for 1300 witch is 200 profit

Witch means total profit is 300 "

Follow the calculations of your bank balance or cash in hand step by step starting with 800. I've literally typed it all out above. You can lead a horse to water.........

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By *trideMan over a year ago

Plymouth

The starting is 800 not 1000 the answer to the question is literally 300

If you only have £800 to start, you can't buy the cow for £1,100. You would only have £1,000 in the bank from the first sale!

The profit must be £400.

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"The question was how much did I earn not how much is now in the bank account. "

Yes but how much in account now vs when started or how much cash now vs when started ia literally the definition of how much you earnt

Looks like no sex for me from here. Goodnight. I need to go before I say something that will get me a timeout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the issue here is that we are not including people that don’t have access to overdrafts and prove that are only dealing in cash. Terrible terrible world. Just ban the money. Ban the profit and spread love.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"The question was how much did I earn not how much is now in the bank account. "

If you’d written ‘you brought a cow..’ and then asked how much did I earn, I’d say nothing but that’s not how it’s written so I will await your answer OP

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"The question was how much did I earn not how much is now in the bank account.

Yes but how much in account now vs when started or how much cash now vs when started ia literally the definition of how much you earnt

Looks like no sex for me from here. Goodnight. I need to go before I say something that will get me a timeout

Sending you 300 hugs xx

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"I think the issue here is that we are not including people that don’t have access to overdrafts and prove that are only dealing in cash. Terrible terrible world. Just ban the money. Ban the profit and spread love.

I agree more love xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Now the 3rd statement says I bought it again for $1100. Here if you see, I have bought the same cow again for $1100. So I had a loss of $100 as previously the cow was sold for $1000 and bought again at $1100.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet"

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet" "

You just found another person on the internet who needs to give their head a wobble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet" "

Like I sed don’t start a business up it fail dramticly

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Like I sed don’t start a business up it fail dramticly "

I think my Abraham Lincoln quote went over your head much like this primary school maths problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Like I sed don’t start a business up it fail dramticly

I think my Abraham Lincoln quote went over your head much like this primary school maths problem. "

That much primer school maths problems I literally had to spell the answer out to you anyway I am done with this conversation just as simple as that you shown me all I need to see

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By *tevecabra7Man over a year ago

cabra

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

Cause 7 8 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

It’s far too late and I’m confused. If I bought the cow for £800 and sold it eventually for £1300, even with the £100 that let’s say I borrowed from Thomas, going back to Thomas, I’ve got £400 more than I started with?

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By *trideMan over a year ago

Plymouth

"Now the 3rd statement says I bought it again for $1100. Here if you see, I have bought the same cow again for $1100. So I had a loss of $100 as previously the cow was sold for $1000 and bought again at $1100.

To make a profit or loss you have to buy and sell.

The first buy-and-sell deal netted you £200. That's the end of that business.

At some later time, you buy a cow for £1,100. This is the start of new business. The fact that it happens to be the same cow is irrelevant. And the proceeds of the first business are insufficient to cover the cost of the new one. But you haven't lost £100 to anyone. Maybe you borrowed it.

So business deal number 1 makes £200

And business number 2 makes another £200

Profit from two separate business deals is £400.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I started with £800. I sold my cow for £1000.

Nice. I’ve made £200! I bought that same cow for £1100. And had to reinvest that £200 plus an extra £100 I’ve borrowed from Thomas. I then sell the cow for a whopping £1300. Hooray. I’ve gone from £800 to £1300! Thomas thanks for the £100, mate, have it back! Now I’ve got £1200.

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Like I sed don’t start a business up it fail dramticly

I think my Abraham Lincoln quote went over your head much like this primary school maths problem.

That much primer school maths problems I literally had to spell the answer out to you anyway I am done with this conversation just as simple as that you shown me all I need to see "

There is even a YouTube video to explain to people like you where they are going wrong.

https://youtu.be/-OdoMxI3-74

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Explanation

To explain, let us read the riddle once again. The full riddle reads I Bought A Cow For $800. I sold it for $1000. I bought it again for $1100. I sold it again for $1300 Dollars. How Much Did I Earn.

Here in the first statement, the riddle says I bought a cow for $800. Thereafter I sold it for $1000. So I make $1000-$800 = $200.

Next statement of the riddle says I sold it again for $1300. So now I have made $1300-$1100=$200 in this transaction.

So Firstly I made $200 in the first transaction. Thereafter I lost $100 in the second transaction. Thereafter I made $200 in the final transaction.

So the finally I made $200 – $100 + $200 = $300.

Therefore, I Bought A Cow For $800 Riddle Answer is $300.

Honestly people don’t start a business up

As Abraham Lincoln once said - "don't believe everything you read on the internet"

Like I sed don’t start a business up it fail dramticly

I think my Abraham Lincoln quote went over your head much like this primary school maths problem.

That much primer school maths problems I literally had to spell the answer out to you anyway I am done with this conversation just as simple as that you shown me all I need to see

There is even a YouTube video to explain to people like you where they are going wrong.

https://youtu.be/-OdoMxI3-74

Ooo YouTube wrong give me two seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here yous good oppps sorry you loose good by thanks for playing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read my profile picture Google for the win thanks for playing

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Can I just say it's not £300 or £400.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just say it's not £300 or £400."
it’s a Marxist question isn’t it? The answer is 0.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just say it's not £300 or £400. it’s a Marxist question isn’t it? The answer is 0.

"
going to sleep like a baby tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just say it's not £300 or £400."

So I take it a highly tounted bussnes simulation got it wrong as well then

Game called sim companies go it wrong as well then

As this question is literally in it I got it wrong as well as I sed 400 and then the game explained it to me what was happening

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

How much was the pint of milk sold for in-between the buying and selling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The question is how much did they “earn”

The answer is £400 as during the interactions, the total they earned was £400. Money lost isn’t part of the question

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I started with £800. I sold my cow for £1000.

Who is this Thomas you speak of and do you think he’ll lend me £100 too?

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

£200

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Seriously can you not add up ?

You invested an initial amount and ended up with a higher amount take one from the other that’s your (gross) revenue. Take off any costs of sales and tax that’s your net profit

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

£400 in case you’re still wondering

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"£400 in case you’re still wondering

We and others have said this and yet we’re wrong

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"£400 in case you’re still wondering

We and others have said this and yet we’re wrong

You’re not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously can you not add up ?

You invested an initial amount and ended up with a higher amount take one from the other that’s your (gross) revenue. Take off any costs of sales and tax that’s your net profit "

Net profit is 300

Right I am going to do this simple

First you spend 800 on a cow

Next you sell it for 100 means 200 profit

Now you have to buy a cow for 1100 you don’t have 1110 you only have 1000 so you need to add 100 off your own money take your profits down form 200 to 100

Then you sell that cow for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means net profit is 300 it’s business economy 101

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Seriously can you not add up ?

You invested an initial amount and ended up with a higher amount take one from the other that’s your (gross) revenue. Take off any costs of sales and tax that’s your net profit

Net profit is 300

Right I am going to do this simple

First you spend 800 on a cow

Next you sell it for 100 means 200 profit

Now you have to buy a cow for 1100 you don’t have 1110 you only have 1000 so you need to add 100 off your own money take your profits down form 200 to 100

Then you sell that cow for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means net profit is 300 it’s business economy 101 "

Oh Natalie, I love you but I truly don’t understand this rationale at all! Besides which the OP has said £300 and £400 are the wrong answers, so who know what the actual correct answer is?! Perhaps this is one of those times where we will have to agree to disagree

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Seriously can you not add up ?

You invested an initial amount and ended up with a higher amount take one from the other that’s your (gross) revenue. Take off any costs of sales and tax that’s your net profit

Net profit is 300

Right I am going to do this simple

First you spend 800 on a cow

Next you sell it for 100 means 200 profit

Now you have to buy a cow for 1100 you don’t have 1110 you only have 1000 so you need to add 100 off your own money take your profits down form 200 to 100

Then you sell that cow for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means net profit is 300 it’s business economy 101 "

Look at like this you start the day trading with 900 and end with 1300. That’s all there is to it.

and it’s not net profit it’s gross revenue , two completely things in business economy 102, the edition not for dummies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

Something tells me the easy answer isn’t right

Total out 800 + 1100 = 1900

Total in 1000 + 1300 = 2300

2300 - 1900 = 400

But it wouldn’t be a riddle if it was that easy, so I think the misdirection is in the “how much did I earn” part but I can’t see why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

Something tells me the easy answer isn’t right

Total out 800 + 1100 = 1900

Total in 1000 + 1300 = 2300

2300 - 1900 = 400

But it wouldn’t be a riddle if it was that easy, so I think the misdirection is in the “how much did I earn” part but I can’t see why "

“ 1. Before I posted, the top answer on Google search is $300 which is WRONG. There is genuine confusion! People who got the correct answer of $300 may even doubt themselves.

2. This is a real world math problem. You need to know this to manage your money and file your taxes properly! There is no shame if you got it wrong. The only shame is in being stubborn about a wrong answer. Math and economics are skills and we need to practice them.

The answer

You earned $400.”

No, the easy answer was right, just too many people are dumb

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

[Leaves thread at 18/10/23 09:07:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously can you not add up ?

You invested an initial amount and ended up with a higher amount take one from the other that’s your (gross) revenue. Take off any costs of sales and tax that’s your net profit

Net profit is 300

Right I am going to do this simple

First you spend 800 on a cow

Next you sell it for 100 means 200 profit

Now you have to buy a cow for 1100 you don’t have 1110 you only have 1000 so you need to add 100 off your own money take your profits down form 200 to 100

Then you sell that cow for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means net profit is 300 it’s business economy 101 "

Might wanna head back to “addition and subtraction for infants” before tackling economy 101

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"No, the easy answer was right, just too many people are dumb "

That feels a mean thing to say tbh

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Profit = Income - Costs

Income = 1000 + 1300 = 2300

Costs = 800 + 1100 = 1900

Profit = 2300 - 1900 = 400

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profit = Income - Costs

Income = 1000 + 1300 = 2300

Costs = 800 + 1100 = 1900

Profit = 2300 - 1900 = 400"

But your 100 short to by the next cow witch means you need to add 100 out your own pocket witch means you profits is 300 you can’t by the second cow without add 100 in to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£1200

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100 "

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Profit = Income - Costs

Income = 1000 + 1300 = 2300

Costs = 800 + 1100 = 1900

Profit = 2300 - 1900 = 400

But your 100 short to by the next cow witch means you need to add 100 out your own pocket witch means you profits is 300 you can’t by the second cow without add 100 in to it "

I think you need to read up on basic maths. The ordering doesn’t matter. Change the numbers round if you want and plug them into the equation - the answer is still the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

My firms books would be short off 100 witch means my books would be wrong as my company had to shell out 100 to pay for next cow

That would land me in trouble with the tax man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, the easy answer was right, just too many people are dumb

That feels a mean thing to say tbh

Look at the replies and tell me it’s wrong though

This is year 4 maths and adults with the ability to vote are struggling even after being given the answer

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

£400

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"£1200"

You can help out with our next IPO, we need people with a solid grasp of financial reporting blended with a healthy optimism

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"£1200"

You might be onto something there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

My firms books would be short off 100 witch means my books would be wrong as my company had to shell out 100 to pay for next cow

That would land me in trouble with the tax man "

Earnings and taxable profits are two wildly different things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"£1200

You might be onto something there

I’m quietly confident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"£1200

You can help out with our next IPO, we need people with a solid grasp of financial reporting blended with a healthy optimism

Sure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

My firms books would be short off 100 witch means my books would be wrong as my company had to shell out 100 to pay for next cow

That would land me in trouble with the tax man

Earnings and taxable profits are two wildly different things.

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

My firms books would be short off 100 witch means my books would be wrong as my company had to shell out 100 to pay for next cow

That would land me in trouble with the tax man

Earnings and taxable profits are two wildly different things.

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Also they not as I been taxed more than I should have been as I have reported earnings off 400

Whare it’s really 300 as I had to shell out 100 to by the next cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£500

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an accountant the answer is £400.

End of thread.

I broke my rule of not doing maths outside of work hours.

So can I ask the accountant whare the extra 100 comes from

Last I looked 800+200 was 1000

The cost off the next cow is 1100

Emmmm my maths says your short 100

That £100 is unnecessary. You need to have had £800 at the beginning to even buy the cow.

My firms books would be short off 100 witch means my books would be wrong as my company had to shell out 100 to pay for next cow

That would land me in trouble with the tax man

Earnings and taxable profits are two wildly different things.

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

You can literally put it into a calculator though

-800

+1000

-1100

+1300

Give it a try

Are we being trolled

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By * MailMan over a year ago

Poole

This is not a Maths question. It is an accounting question. £400 profit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Are you an accountant? Do you prepare and file financial statements? Do you report to a ICAEW member? Do you understand the difference between earnings, profit and taxable profit? Do you understand capital allowances and disallowable expenses? Do you understand farming and how items are reported in the P/L and BS?

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is not a Maths question. It is an accounting question. £400 profit"

And even accounting it your 400 dosent work

Investment 800

Sold 1000 = 200 profit

Now I have 1000

I am short 100 for the next cow

I add 100 off my own money to make the 1100

Witch now means my profit from the first cow is now 100

Next up I sell that cow for 1300 = 200

Profits = 300 as I had to put 100 off my own money in to buy the cow

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

EBITDA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

You can’t buy a 1100 cow for 1000 you got to add a 100 off your own money witch drops the first cow’s profits down

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By * MailMan over a year ago

Poole

"This is not a Maths question. It is an accounting question. £400 profit

And even accounting it your 400 dosent work

Investment 800

Sold 1000 = 200 profit

You had to put in £800 of your own money to buy the original cow. 2 transactions, each made £200. This is not one transaction.

Now I have 1000

I am short 100 for the next cow

I add 100 off my own money to make the 1100

Witch now means my profit from the first cow is now 100

Next up I sell that cow for 1300 = 200

Profits = 300 as I had to put 100 off my own money in to buy the cow

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"This is not a Maths question. It is an accounting question. £400 profit

And even accounting it your 400 dosent work

Investment 800

Sold 1000 = 200 profit

Now I have 1000

I am short 100 for the next cow

I add 100 off my own money to make the 1100

Witch now means my profit from the first cow is now 100

Next up I sell that cow for 1300 = 200

Profits = 300 as I had to put 100 off my own money in to buy the cow

The order you buy and sell doesn’t matter - do you agree with that?

If you do agree then what do you think the profit is if you buy both cows first and then sell them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

You can’t buy a 1100 cow for 1000 you got to add a 100 off your own money witch drops the first cow’s profits down

Where did the original £800 come from then?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00"

Holy cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00"

*Pullet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

You can’t buy a 1100 cow for 1000 you got to add a 100 off your own money witch drops the first cow’s profits down

Where did the original £800 come from then?

My company spent 800 on a cow

We sold it for 1000

Now we 100 short off the next cow

So I add 100 to get the next cow

Then sell that for 1300

Witch means I invest 900 in total

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

You can’t buy a 1100 cow for 1000 you got to add a 100 off your own money witch drops the first cow’s profits down

Where did the original £800 come from then?

My company spent 800 on a cow

We sold it for 1000

Now we 100 short off the next cow

So I add 100 to get the next cow

Then sell that for 1300

Witch means I invest 900 in total "

Great, so the difference between £900 and £1,300 is.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site.....

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

Obviously we need more info:

- Was the cow purchased using capital of finance (Include interest rates)

- How old was the cow when first purchased

- How long did you have it

- What was the cost per day of keeping the cow

- Did she produce any calves

- Was she producing milk during this time (if yes what was the value of the yield)

- How long between selling and re-purchasing the cow

- Was the cow purchased using capital of finance (Include interest rates)

- How long did you keep it the second time

- What was the daily cost of keeping the cow the second time

- Did the cow produce any calves during the second ownership

- Was she producing milk during this time (if yes what was the value of the yield)

Cal

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site....."

It would certainly seem that way, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site....."

It's a serious question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Books are still wrong I had to shell out a extra 100

Often people can trip themselves up because they look into something far too hard.

You can’t buy a 1100 cow for 1000 you got to add a 100 off your own money witch drops the first cow’s profits down

Where did the original £800 come from then?

My company spent 800 on a cow

We sold it for 1000

Now we 100 short off the next cow

So I add 100 to get the next cow

Then sell that for 1300

Witch means I invest 900 in total

Great, so the difference between £900 and £1,300 is.......

400 but I didn’t make 400 as I only made 100 on the first cow sins I literally had to add 100 to by the next cow

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By *melie LALWoman over a year ago

Peterborough

Ignoring tax rules, I see the second transaction as negating the first because it's a higher amount. Therefore, the "earnings" are £200?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple over a year ago

Southampton

An oxymoron if ever there was one

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site....."

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious."

What's the answer ?

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By *handlerMonicaCouple over a year ago

Leicester

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

Correct

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Incorrect, this is the fallacy in your argument, your profit is now -£900 (+200 - 1100), not £100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300

Incorrect, your profit is now -900 + 1300 = 400

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?"

I posted that above - 400

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site....."

It is a bisexual cow.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?

I posted that above - 400"

But OP says that's wrong

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?

I posted that above - 400

But OP says that's wrong"

Strangely OPs don’t get everything right.

What do you think the answer is?

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By *handlerMonicaCouple over a year ago

Leicester

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?

I posted that above - 400

But OP says that's wrong"

OP is wrong, is either trolling, or doesn't understand primary school maths

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?

I posted that above - 400

But OP says that's wrong

Strangely OPs don’t get everything right.

What do you think the answer is?"

£400

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Jesus wept…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

You need to pass year 4 maths to get into havrod

Maybe start there

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

To be fair it is the best thread we have had for ages - to see how some people can’t do basic maths is hilarious.

What's the answer ?

I posted that above - 400

But OP says that's wrong

Strangely OPs don’t get everything right.

What do you think the answer is?

£400"

So we both get the same answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

You need to pass year 4 maths to get into havrod

Maybe start there "

I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

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By *ocktoplaywithMan over a year ago

Derby

How long did you keep it for because it would need feeding, so those costs would come off the bottom line.

Then there’s the dreaded TB tests before it can be moved and the costs involved there

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short"

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple over a year ago

Leicester

Is this deflection, because you've realised you're wrong with your answer to the initial question, but you're not prepared to admit it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

You need to pass year 4 maths to get into havrod

Maybe start there

I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short"

Maybe that’s the problem, too many video games not enough primary school maths

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world "

Please will you learn it me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

You need to pass year 4 maths to get into havrod

Maybe start there

I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Maybe that’s the problem, too many video games not enough primary school maths "

But thanks everyone for showing me ones again this place inst worth my time literally ones agen yous have shown me

That I come back be nice and yous all don’t give a damm yous only group bully people and with that I am gone again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00"

A cow is your trading stock which is in the production herd on the balance sheet. The trading income that cow generates is liable to income tax, not capital gains tax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

"
Firstly I would point out that it's a mathematical question not "math question" as we are not American and secondly, did the cow end up as a burger?.

Peace and love all but not cows,they taste much better with peppercorn sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Technically you lost £700 on a cow in total but have a cow now haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me."

Natalie is dyslexic

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00

A cow is your trading stock which is in the production herd on the balance sheet. The trading income that cow generates is liable to income tax, not capital gains tax."

She didn't say anything about the cow being part of a business endeavour. Wouldn't she need to be a registered livestock trader for that to apply?

If I sell my car and buy another one I'm not automatically operating a motor trade business?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me.

Natalie is dyslexic "

I don’t think it’s the spelling, it’s the challenge to a video game race in response to a maths question that is confusing

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00

A cow is your trading stock which is in the production herd on the balance sheet. The trading income that cow generates is liable to income tax, not capital gains tax.

She didn't say anything about the cow being part of a business endeavour. Wouldn't she need to be a registered livestock trader for that to apply?

If I sell my car and buy another one I'm not automatically operating a motor trade business?

Maybe it's a pet, for ornamental purposes or she rides to the market?

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me.

Natalie is dyslexic "

It was more than that - I could see that things were not right and am not surprised that it ended the way it did.

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By * MailMan over a year ago

Poole

Lots of interesting points and arguments being made. I wish I had some spare cash to buy this cow and make ANY kind of profit on !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00

A cow is your trading stock which is in the production herd on the balance sheet. The trading income that cow generates is liable to income tax, not capital gains tax.

She didn't say anything about the cow being part of a business endeavour. Wouldn't she need to be a registered livestock trader for that to apply?

If I sell my car and buy another one I'm not automatically operating a motor trade business?

True. You've assumed she isn't in business and I've assumed she is, and that's ok for us both to assume differently. We won't know who is correct on that one

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Mathematically speaking it is two transactions each making £200 profit so £400 profit in total. Any other answers with ifs and buts are not relevant as are not in the question and are only assumptions and conditions that any of us could dream up. On the serious issue of basic maths, there are indeed far too many people in this country still that leave school or college without those skills for lots of different reasons which perhaps is a subject for anotjer thread. Same applies to literacy and increasingly so to data literacy too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots of interesting points and arguments being made. I wish I had some spare cash to buy this cow and make ANY kind of profit on !!"

Don't waste your money. They aren't very profitable

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me.

Natalie is dyslexic

It was more than that - I could see that things were not right and am not surprised that it ended the way it did."

Nor am I given how blatantly rude some of the comments to her were - just made me feel really uncomfortable and sad if I’m honest

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Don't waste your money. They aren't very profitable "

So a cow isn't a cash cow ?

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By *RWoodyCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

This is the most entertaining post I've read in a while haha

As someone who flicks fingers on a calculator for a living my answer is £400 as in you have £400 cash money at the end of the transactions. If you 'earn' your money from buying and selling cows then you could class the £400 as earnt, or you could take off all the bits you need to to stay legal and call that earnt. Either way, who knew cows, sorry, cow, it was the same animal after all, could make an entertaining forum post

Just out of interest, which breed of cow is it/was it?

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You guys are arguing over the cost of a fictional cow on a sex site....."
what’s your beef?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Just out of interest, which breed of cow is it/was it?

I'm guessing Black Baldy

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Natalie is everything ok? I will be honest these answers are starting to not make sense to me.

Natalie is dyslexic

It was more than that - I could see that things were not right and am not surprised that it ended the way it did.

Nor am I given how blatantly rude some of the comments to her were - just made me feel really uncomfortable and sad if I’m honest

I don’t think the responses were particularly bad - they were focussing on answering a basic maths question. I could just see that someone who was normally quite lucid was not doing what I would have expected of them. I did wonder if her account had been hacked.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"A game that’s literally teached at havrod

GROSS PROFIT

Sales $2,594,200

Cost of goods sold (-) $2,075,614

Freight Out (-) $95

518,491

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

Construction costs $0

Exchange fees (-) $77,826

Executives costs

Salaries (-) $6,773

Training $0

Poaching $0

OTHER INCOME (LOSS)

Game income $0

Patent conversion $0

Accounting overhead $0

Donations $0

Bonds

Interest income $200

Interest expense $0

Write offs $0

Defaults $0

NET INCOME$434,092

Other comprehensive income (-) $31,525

TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME$402,567

??? How come I didn’t make 2.5 million yesterday I sold 2.5 million in goods

You need to pass year 4 maths to get into havrod

Maybe start there

I sit rank 300 in a game teached in the best universities in the world with top vc for Google and that that play

But I get any one off yous a invite and we can cv race if yous like i rest my game but its going to be a easy victory as yous will always be short

Maybe that’s the problem, too many video games not enough primary school maths

But thanks everyone for showing me ones again this place inst worth my time literally ones agen yous have shown me

That I come back be nice and yous all don’t give a damm yous only group bully people and with that I am gone again "

Natalie please don't let any of that upset you. So many people were happy to see you come back and join the forum and many of us enjoy your banter and honest answers. I have not read the entire thread to know what happened but is irrelevant as I have seen the attitude of people before on here. Just ignore it and let them live in their perfect world. You take care and hope you post on another thread very soon

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

Great thread!

You earned £2,300, with £400 profit.

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By *ovelyLady21Couple over a year ago

Bury St Edmunds

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?"

You earnt £2300 as earnings are income regardless of how much you spend.

You spent £1900

Profit was £400

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't waste your money. They aren't very profitable

So a cow isn't a cash cow ?"

I'm afraid I don't know what a cash cow is.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I'm afraid I don't know what a cash cow is."

A dependable source of income

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Don't waste your money. They aren't very profitable

So a cow isn't a cash cow ?

I'm afraid I don't know what a cash cow is."

I’m afraid the thread is going to get too long before the OP comes back online and enlightens us all with the answer

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

At what point does the thread stop being fun ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paging Karl. Don’t worry he’ll be able to help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point does the thread stop being fun ?"
when people start insulting other people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point does the thread stop being fun ?"

There’s loads of these on social media (I saw this one months ago on Twitter) - they’re designed to cause arguments!

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=?

And then all carnage ensues between those that use BODMAS vs those that don’t ..

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=? "

Is the answer 400?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point does the thread stop being fun ?

There’s loads of these on social media (I saw this one months ago on Twitter) - they’re designed to cause arguments!

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=?

And then all carnage ensues between those that use BODMAS vs those that don’t .."

Dare I hazard as guess and say 12?

And if anyone disagrees, 1v1 on call of duty. You pick the map no snipers

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=?

Is the answer 400?"

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By *ewBurtonMan over a year ago

Derby

We had steak last night so I think the cow has had it Like this thread I’m confused xx

Although there are some sexy folk about xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point does the thread stop being fun ?

There’s loads of these on social media (I saw this one months ago on Twitter) - they’re designed to cause arguments!

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=?

And then all carnage ensues between those that use BODMAS vs those that don’t .."

Either 0 or 12

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"At what point does the thread stop being fun ?

There’s loads of these on social media (I saw this one months ago on Twitter) - they’re designed to cause arguments!

Others look simple like 6+6+6x0=?

And then all carnage ensues between those that use BODMAS vs those that don’t .."

You are right but most of us are not here to argue. A bit of banter and lighthearted comments are fine. When it becomes so intense and personal is no longer fun. I wish a mod took this thread of as does not show the 'community' in a good light. Just my opinion of course but there you go.

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

I enjoy the brain tease

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ok a cow is a fixed asset. Interestingly a chicken is not.

So these represent capital gains not earnings and would be subject to CGT not income tax.

Earnings are £0.00 capital gain is £400.00

A cow is your trading stock which is in the production herd on the balance sheet. The trading income that cow generates is liable to income tax, not capital gains tax.

She didn't say anything about the cow being part of a business endeavour. Wouldn't she need to be a registered livestock trader for that to apply?

If I sell my car and buy another one I'm not automatically operating a motor trade business?

True. You've assumed she isn't in business and I've assumed she is, and that's ok for us both to assume differently. We won't know who is correct on that one

I'll accept a parlay on those terms. It is the law of the accountant sea. If only other captains could be as wise: perhaps there'd be less bloodshed.

**Stares into the horizon**

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The answer is no.

No, it was not a fun maths question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£200 because you spent the first sales profit on Jaffa cakes.

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By *uke_silverMan over a year ago

London

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300 "

You're counting selling for 1000 twice. The steps in your calculation are:

Bought for 800

Sold for 1000

Sold for 1000 (wrong)

Bought for 1100

Sold for 1300

The answer is 400, and the "right" answer is OP, you need to stop trusting answers to riddles sent in WhatsApp forwards. They're designed to maximise shares, not be mathematically sound.

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

If you're boss said what did you earn buying and selling cows this morning then kid, what would you reply? pt

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£200 because you spent the first sales profit on Jaffa cakes."

Don't forget in the real world by the time you have added VAT and selling fees and cow food. You don't have a profit and the cow has been seized to pay off your debt.

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

So you bought it for 800 then sold it for 1000 witch meant you made 200 profit

You rebout it for 1100 witch means your profit is now 100

Then you sold it for 1300 witch is another 200 profit

Witch means your total profit is 300

You're counting selling for 1000 twice. The steps in your calculation are:

Bought for 800

Sold for 1000

Sold for 1000 (wrong)

Bought for 1100

Sold for 1300

The answer is 400, and the "right" answer is OP, you need to stop trusting answers to riddles sent in WhatsApp forwards. They're designed to maximise shares, not be mathematically sound.

By you own logic the only answer can be £200.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

£1300

It's was a different cow

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By *herry delight OP Woman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"£1300

It's was a different cow "

What about the £800 for the first cow.

1300-800=500

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

"
£400 , sounds a cheap cow to me . Do you fancy a job ? ????

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Don't waste your money. They aren't very profitable

So a cow isn't a cash cow ?

I'm afraid I don't know what a cash cow is.

I’m afraid the thread is going to get too long before the OP comes back online and enlightens us all with the answer "

You are assuming isn’t one of the head wobble brigade. The answer is unequivocally £400. It is so simple and obvious that I can’t believe this thread is so long

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fin !

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