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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like 
Bella how do I talk to you? How do I get you doing what you said on that other thread? Any tips?"
Bella is easy to talk to! Just don't be a twunt. |
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"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like
Bella how do I talk to you? How do I get you doing what you said on that other thread? Any tips?
Bella is easy to talk to! Just don't be a twunt. "
Any female is easy to talk to for you to be fair. They really like your body man have you not noticed?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't ask, you tell. Women love that.
Yours,
A. Tate."
I've always wanted to ask Mr Tate out for a shagging session so I can emasculate him whilst he's suspended from my beam of doom and consequence.
Hey, fancy meeting? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just be yourself
Me personally I like to charm woman sometimes it can be a bit much but would hope if it dose they just give little upfront and honest look maybe tone it down a little sometimes I don’t realise I am being to full on sometimes I just need that little clam it down a little before you push me to run a mile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama."
She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life |
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F"
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy |
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life "
Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life
Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window"
That’s romantic as fuck. Might yowel more often |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy"
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life
Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window
That’s romantic as fuck. Might yowel more often "
I never saw it that way to be fair. But he's pretty aggressive and I'm a protector father. He can stay the fuck outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F"
Send him that video....you know the one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one."
That was for your eyes only.
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F"
The pain hurts more each day |
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one."
Jesus what did she show you? Does this explain why you're being more raven than usual?! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one."
Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?  |
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"Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch
Are you....cat?"
I might be cat  |
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"Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch
Are you....cat?
I might be cat "
I do like cats ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one.
Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing? "
It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words. |
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I find it best to talk about something they might find stimulating and then steer the conversation casually to your requirements.
For example…
I was thinking about popping over to Habitat on Friday evening hopefully finding some nice cushions and a throw for the bed.
*she responds with great interest and starts talking all things fabric*
You could wear that delicious new underwear and your sexy knit sweater dress with those new boots.
* her eyebrows raise but she sees it’s about give and take*
Perhaps I could slip you a finger amongst the drapes and curtains section.
* Henriette has left the chat* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.
How do you do it then?!"
Just hit her on the back of the head with a club and drag her back to your dwelling. Works 99% of the time brucey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one.
Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?
It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words. "
Did you laugh though?
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one.
Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?
It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words.
Did you laugh though?
F"
I may have smirked a little. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.
This is the one time I want to see your pussy.
F
I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy
I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)
F
Send him that video....you know the one.
Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?
It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words.
Did you laugh though?
F"
A little but only after I  and after shocks went away. |
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"Write a poem instead. Write on parchment with a quill and make sure the parchment smells of roses or something 
Actual speech is unnecessary."
I like to find a Christian to front my Cyrano-esque verse... |
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"I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.
How do you do it then?!
Just hit her on the back of the head with a club and drag her back to your dwelling. Works 99% of the time brucey "
This is why I have short hair. So much harder to drag me off by |
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"I find it best to talk about something they might find stimulating and then steer the conversation casually to your requirements.
For example…
I was thinking about popping over to Habitat on Friday evening hopefully finding some nice cushions and a throw for the bed.
*she responds with great interest and starts talking all things fabric*
You could wear that delicious new underwear and your sexy knit sweater dress with those new boots.
* her eyebrows raise but she sees it’s about give and take*
Perhaps I could slip you a finger amongst the drapes and curtains section.
* Henriette has left the chat*"
See this is why I struggle! They say they like the finger until you offer them the finger! |
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"Find a man and ask him, no good asking me
Oh I know how to talk to you. Just talk about all that protein I'm taking for my thighs "
Nooo! I'm sorry! I feeling all guilty again! And that doesn't happen often believe me |
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"Write a poem instead. Write on parchment with a quill and make sure the parchment smells of roses or something
Actual speech is unnecessary.
I like to find a Christian to front my Cyrano-esque verse..."
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"Find a man and ask him, no good asking me
Oh I know how to talk to you. Just talk about all that protein I'm taking for my thighs
Nooo! I'm sorry! I feeling all guilty again! And that doesn't happen often believe me "
It's cool! Id probably feel guilty if I told a woman to lose some weight or something? |
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"Isn't it all about mansplaing and variations of it, that is how you guys relate with us best?
Yeah I don't think women like it when you say shit how it is right? "
I'm still struggling to understand men, so can only rely on the best a man can do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try. |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try. "
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula  |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula "
I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff. |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula
I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff. "
I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula
I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff.
I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty"
You could introduce a teaspoon. Stirring AND hot drinks? What's not to love? |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula
I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff.
I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty
You could introduce a teaspoon. Stirring AND hot drinks? What's not to love?"
I think I'm just gonna stop. Think of how peaceful it will be!
Except the hot ones in my DMs they can stay |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula "
Is that a euphemism for your penis? I feel like it might be. |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula
Is that a euphemism for your penis? I feel like it might be. "
That's your dirty little mind Mrs shiv! Can't help that! |
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"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.
I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula "
I would! We have a battle spatula. It's a bbq tool, bottle opener and lethal weapon combination. 
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