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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?"
Can't stand them - I think it is presumptuous - but that's just me I suppose being a snotty cow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?
Can't stand them - I think it is presumptuous - but that's just me I suppose being a snotty cow. "
I sends me to sleep coz I'm sure they are just getting off on writing it  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"you gang of lesbians!! 
cmover ere n say that n itll be a gangbang.  ah! another man hater!
Yeah - but we are still outnumbered by the misogynists. no i wasnt misquoted! "
Or Miss Quoted? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"you gang of lesbians!!
cmover ere n say that n itll be a gangbang. ah! another man hater!
Yeah - but we are still outnumbered by the misogynists. no i wasnt misquoted!
Or Miss Quoted? Miss Take? "
This miss only takes what she needs!
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Oh, ok - maybe more than I need - but never more than I want. |
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No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really."
I think good messages are those which sound like someone just genuinely introducing themselves - like you would politely in real life situations. In a bar you don't get very far by saying either 'wanna fuck' or ' I'd like to .............' Just my take on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you gang of lesbians!!
cmover ere n say that n itll be a gangbang. ah! another man hater!
Yeah - but we are still outnumbered by the misogynists. no i wasnt misquoted!
Or Miss Quoted? Miss Take?
This miss only takes what she needs!
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Oh, ok - maybe more than I need - but never more than I want. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really."
oooo how very zen  |
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"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really.
oooo how very zen "
well i do the motorcycle maintainance, i may as well do the zen (and now i am showing my age) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno
You cut and paste the best pervy story you can find and they still blocky you
What do these wimmen want ? good spellers "
I can spel as like as gud at wot any of the wimmen can.
(Insert [sic]where appropriate) |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I dunno
You cut and paste the best pervy story you can find and they still blocky you
What do these wimmen want ? good spellers
I can spel as like as gud at wot any of the wimmen can.
(Insert [sic]where appropriate) "
OK 'I can spel (sic) as like as gud (sic) at (sic) wot (sic) any of the wimmin (sic) can.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno
You cut and paste the best pervy story you can find and they still blocky you
What do these wimmen want ? good spellers
I can spel as like as gud at wot any of the wimmen can.
(Insert [sic]where appropriate)
OK 'I can spel (sic) as like as gud (sic) at (sic) wot (sic) any of the wimmin (sic) can.' "
shall i pass you the bucket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really.
oooo how very zen
well i do the motorcycle maintainance, i may as well do the zen (and now i am showing my age)"
it's not "42" is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I am genuinely asking for the answer to this question then. What really is the best way to spark up conversation with a lovely lady on here then? I have tried all of the above methods. I normally go for a polite first message with an introduction but keep it relatively short in case I am barking up the wrong tree. The best I got from doing that was "what a lovely first message I am just going off now but I will reply properly later" and that was the fob off line. Normally you cant even get a polite fuck off haha. I know you all get hundreds of messages from us apes, but I am just at a loss. I cant be that much of an untouchable monster? haha |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I dunno
You cut and paste the best pervy story you can find and they still blocky you
What do these wimmen want ? good spellers
I can spel as like as gud at wot any of the wimmen can.
(Insert [sic]where appropriate)
OK 'I can spel (sic) as like as gud (sic) at (sic) wot (sic) any of the wimmin (sic) can.'
shall i pass you the bucket?"
Think I need it after typing all that - I feel dizzy! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ok I am genuinely asking for the answer to this question then. What really is the best way to spark up conversation with a lovely lady on here then? I have tried all of the above methods. I normally go for a polite first message with an introduction but keep it relatively short in case I am barking up the wrong tree. The best I got from doing that was "what a lovely first message I am just going off now but I will reply properly later" and that was the fob off line. Normally you cant even get a polite fuck off haha. I know you all get hundreds of messages from us apes, but I am just at a loss. I cant be that much of an untouchable monster? haha"
I will just re-quote what I said earlier:
"I think good messages are those which sound like someone just genuinely introducing themselves - like you would politely in real life situations. In a bar you don't get very far by saying either 'wanna fuck' or ' I'd like to .............' Just my take on it." |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Ok I am genuinely asking for the answer to this question then. What really is the best way to spark up conversation with a lovely lady on here then? I have tried all of the above methods. I normally go for a polite first message with an introduction but keep it relatively short in case I am barking up the wrong tree. The best I got from doing that was "what a lovely first message I am just going off now but I will reply properly later" and that was the fob off line. Normally you cant even get a polite fuck off haha. I know you all get hundreds of messages from us apes, but I am just at a loss. I cant be that much of an untouchable monster? haha"
You cant please all the people all the time, and there is no 'magic' message.
If there was everyone would use it and then you'd need a message that was even more magic than the magic message....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was exactly that post that led me to ask the question. I do that and it does not provide adequate results. Oh well, I shall endeavour to continue as I was then haha. |
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Is the OP suggesting that men don't receive this type of message or that you are only interested in women's thoughts on the subject?
As I receive quite a few of this type of message from women. So it's not just men that send them.
Personally I quite like it. It reveals imagination (or lack of it). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really.
I think good messages are those which sound like someone just genuinely introducing themselves - like you would politely in real life situations. In a bar you don't get very far by saying either 'wanna fuck' or ' I'd like to .............' Just my take on it."
I have heard exactly those types of messages, polite, nice introduction, maybe with a question at the end designed to initiate a proper conversation described as boring many many times on here. And based on the amount of unanswered messages I'm sure a lot of us guys have it would seem it is a tricky subject and everyone is looking for something different. Fortunately the rare replies from genuine women and couples makes it worthwhile. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?"
Bores me to tears because for one they tend to be cut and pastes and therefore lack individuality. Also, they are often not the sender's original thought but have been "plagiarised". Finally, the ones I have seen I found just really uninspiring as they are written from the man's perspective of what HE would like rather than for what I might enjoy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I am genuinely asking for the answer to this question then. What really is the best way to spark up conversation with a lovely lady on here then? I have tried all of the above methods. I normally go for a polite first message with an introduction but keep it relatively short in case I am barking up the wrong tree. The best I got from doing that was "what a lovely first message I am just going off now but I will reply properly later" and that was the fob off line. Normally you cant even get a polite fuck off haha. I know you all get hundreds of messages from us apes, but I am just at a loss. I cant be that much of an untouchable monster? haha
I will just re-quote what I said earlier:
"I think good messages are those which sound like someone just genuinely introducing themselves - like you would politely in real life situations. In a bar you don't get very far by saying either 'wanna fuck' or ' I'd like to .............' Just my take on it.""
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"No one is ever going to get messages to anyone right everytime.
What some people want to read drives others to the block button.
send a one liner and you get blocked for not making an effort; send a long message and you get blocked for 'waffling',
Just now and again you message someone who likes what you say, so then the dialogue can start.
Makes Fab worthwhile really.
I think good messages are those which sound like someone just genuinely introducing themselves - like you would politely in real life situations. In a bar you don't get very far by saying either 'wanna fuck' or ' I'd like to .............' Just my take on it.
I have heard exactly those types of messages, polite, nice introduction, maybe with a question at the end designed to initiate a proper conversation described as boring many many times on here. And based on the amount of unanswered messages I'm sure a lot of us guys have it would seem it is a tricky subject and everyone is looking for something different. Fortunately the rare replies from genuine women and couples makes it worthwhile."
Like I said - just my take on it. Not everyone is the same - male or female. What works with one won't necessarily work with another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?"
Sounds like it would be a cut and paste job to me ....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?"
Usually ignore them as they will have been pasted to 00 other profiles or more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the OP suggesting that men don't receive this type of message or that you are only interested in women's thoughts on the subject?
As I receive quite a few of this type of message from women. So it's not just men that send them.
Personally I quite like it. It reveals imagination (or lack of it)."
So I'm crap at Erotica  Best not send you anymore |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"What do you feel girls, about messages from guys you've never met, describing at length what an encounter might be like? Full of juicy detail and rounded off with a 'get back to me and let's get this party started'...
Do they entice you or do you tend to feel that the guy is simply getting off on writing it up a storm?"
I can admire creative writing, but to be honest, it doesnt impress me much, its almost like they are trying to hard. But if its funny and cheeky i may respond. |
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I've gotten a few from women on here, it doesn't evoke as strong a response as some are describing in this thread.
But then, i get my fair share of one liners from couples, so i guess i like the variety once in a while. |
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"Is the OP suggesting that men don't receive this type of message or that you are only interested in women's thoughts on the subject?
As I receive quite a few of this type of message from women. So it's not just men that send them.
Personally I quite like it. It reveals imagination (or lack of it).
So I'm crap at Erotica Best not send you anymore "
Nooooo keep sending them! I cut them up and re-arrange them to make them more interesting.
The other day you offered to take my bottom in your love tunnel, pumping with a gusset of pulsating manhood.
Jilly Cooper would be green with envy at your prose! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the OP suggesting that men don't receive this type of message or that you are only interested in women's thoughts on the subject?
As I receive quite a few of this type of message from women. So it's not just men that send them.
Personally I quite like it. It reveals imagination (or lack of it).
So I'm crap at Erotica Best not send you anymore
Nooooo keep sending them! I cut them up and re-arrange them to make them more interesting.
The other day you offered to take my bottom in your love tunnel, pumping with a gusset of pulsating manhood.
Jilly Cooper would be green with envy at your prose! "
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