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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that meddling Welsh politicians, famous only for introducing a 20mph speed limit have banned the use of glue traps by pest professionals. Pest controllers are warning of a rat explosion. What's going on here guys. It's al over the news |
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By *obajxMan
over a year ago
Cheshire |
Apoarently they're inhumane as they don't kill the rodent immediately. Some that are stuck even chew their leg off to free themselves
Personally I think the more Man United supporters that suffer is great news |
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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago
South Fife |
"Reports that meddling Welsh politicians, famous only for introducing a 20mph speed limit have banned the use of glue traps by pest professionals. Pest controllers are warning of a rat explosion. What's going on here guys. It's al over the news"
Banned in England too.... For a reason |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Reports that meddling Welsh politicians, famous only for introducing a 20mph speed limit have banned the use of glue traps by pest professionals. Pest controllers are warning of a rat explosion. What's going on here guys. It's al over the news
Banned in England too.... For a reason"
What are the Scottish doing about this |
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"Reports that meddling Welsh politicians, famous only for introducing a 20mph speed limit have banned the use of glue traps by pest professionals. Pest controllers are warning of a rat explosion. What's going on here guys. It's al over the news
Banned in England too.... For a reason
What are the Scottish doing about this "
Probably getting d*unk, starting a fight with the rats then puking on them.
Actually fun fact I've never seen a d*unk Scotsman puke  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Anyone else just imagining a bunch of rats spontaneously combusting all over Wales?"
The Skaven from Warhammer will always come to mind for me. Those little fuckers certainly do like their explosions. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I suppose the next thing the Welsh politicians will ban are the Sticky Fly Traps "
If they do, it'll be a decision taken by Welsh politicians on behalf of the people in Wales. No need for you to worry about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else just imagining a bunch of rats spontaneously combusting all over Wales?
I see you've watched the film 'Wanted' as well 
LvM"
I was actually thinking of the scene from Stranger Things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else just imagining a bunch of rats spontaneously combusting all over Wales?
Boomtown Rats?
Oh Very Good ! Today the internet belongs to you!"
I did not get that reference and have Googling it, I can see why... |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section 
I missed you 
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out "
Yup  I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section
I missed you
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out
Yup I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate "
Have you got a plastic parrot for your shoulder?  |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section
I missed you
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out
Yup I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate
Have you got a plastic parrot for your shoulder? "
You offering??? |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section
I missed you
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out
Yup I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate
Have you got a plastic parrot for your shoulder?
You offering??? "
I have a floppy knob if that’ll do?  |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section
I missed you
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out
Yup I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate
Have you got a plastic parrot for your shoulder?
You offering???
I have a floppy knob if that’ll do? "
Whack it over my shoulder and I’ll put googly eyes on and called it burt  |
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"I’ve just seen a rat explosion in the hot pics section
I missed you
Where TF have you been???
Playing with my crutch
You’ve still not got that thing have you?? You’ll wear it out
Yup I’m going bionic. Until then I’m a Fucking pirate
Have you got a plastic parrot for your shoulder?
You offering???
I have a floppy knob if that’ll do?
Whack it over my shoulder and I’ll put googly eyes on and called it burt "
Burt the spurt |
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"I heard about a place that hired a guy to play the pipe and the rats all followed him out the town.
It was Wigan . He was the Pies Piper. "
Hamelin Town's in Brunswick,
By famous Hanover city;
The river Weser, deep and wide,
Washes its wall on the southern side;
A pleasanter spot you never spied;
But, when begins my ditty,
Almost five hundred years ago,
To see the townsfolk suffer so
From vermin, was a pity. |
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