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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are they, Fabsters?
For example, Thou shalt never answer “avoid” about a female in a Snog, Marry, Avoid thread.
But what else my lovelies? Not just forum related, it can be anything to do with the site!
Remember, play nicely. Don’t do owt to get the thread into trouble!  
(* or not, if you’re an atheist or offended by that sort of thing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never say you're happy about
- how you look
- your sex life
- how you're doing in general.
Self deprecating only. "
I must be ugly because I get no replies. Hahaha. |
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"Thou shalt always offer popcorn on a controversial thread to show what a comedic genius you truly are"
That’s like that bloke with no ears ( can’t remember his name ) who makes the pineapple on pizza joke every time  like fucking hell mate give it a rest.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt always offer popcorn on a controversial thread to show what a comedic genius you truly are
*pulls up chair "
Can I sit on your lap $-
That's another one that chaps my ass   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are they, Fabsters?
For example, Thou shalt never answer “avoid” about a female in a Snog, Marry, Avoid thread.
But what else my lovelies? Not just forum related, it can be anything to do with the site!
Remember, play nicely. Don’t do owt to get the thread into trouble!
(* or not, if you’re an atheist or offended by that sort of thing) "
Attention seeking.. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not write to or display a verification from a forum user that mentions anything about intercourse."
If thou darest to do such a thing, make sure thine affronted levels are truly high if someone dares to make a comment/joke about it. |
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Thou shalt not question those who in the eyes of thy brothers and thy sisters are popular or attractive. In such a case a witching party is authorised and a good old fashioned lynching will take place.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are they, Fabsters?
For example, Thou shalt never answer “avoid” about a female in a Snog, Marry, Avoid thread.
But what else my lovelies? Not just forum related, it can be anything to do with the site!
Remember, play nicely. Don’t do owt to get the thread into trouble!
(* or not, if you’re an atheist or offended by that sort of thing) "
DO NOT MOAN about lack of female action when all your messages been ignored. Move on its life |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not question those who in the eyes of thy brothers and thy sisters are popular or attractive. In such a case a witching party is authorised and a good old fashioned lynching will take place.
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Ooh! Witches! Very seasonal  |
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"Thou shalt not question those who in the eyes of thy brothers and thy sisters are popular or attractive. In such a case a witching party is authorised and a good old fashioned lynching will take place.
Ooh! Witches! Very seasonal "
Before you ask, I’ll go “treat” please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thou shalt totally ignore the point made by a non forum-famous single male in a forum thread, but laud the female who makes exactly the same point 30 minutes later as a literary genius |
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Thou shalt not chat back forth if thou art a woman and then decline to meet the bloke who gave up his precious time and effort and never got a sniff... lest he start a thread decrying your lack of manners and his absolute apoplectic rage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We all know it's never to mention the clique.
The clique don't like it!"
whoever shouts “There is no clique! Just a group of friends with common interests who naturally gravitate to each other and ignore others” loudest, is surely part of the clique!  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Thou shalt not write to or display a verification from a forum user that mentions anything about intercourse.
Ah, shit. That’s me fucked then."
Oooh, who you been doing the dance of the sexy slugs with then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not write to or display a verification from a forum user that mentions anything about intercourse.
Ah, shit. That’s me fucked then.
Oooh, who you been doing the dance of the sexy slugs with then "
It’ll be all over the Telegram groups |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always “keep it on the forum” unless you’re hot in which case you can DM people. The problem being you don’t know you’re not hot until you break this rule. "
Unhot people are allowed to message us from forum threads. Pickle does it plenty
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"Always “keep it on the forum” unless you’re hot in which case you can DM people. The problem being you don’t know you’re not hot until you break this rule. "
This is a good one. I remember a woman starting a thread about how angry she was with people who couldn't keep it in the forum and when I commented she replied by DM which was ironic and hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always “keep it on the forum” unless you’re hot in which case you can DM people. The problem being you don’t know you’re not hot until you break this rule.
Unhot people are allowed to message us from forum threads. Pickle does it plenty
F"
Ain’t no way I’m getting dragged by you  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Always “keep it on the forum” unless you’re hot in which case you can DM people. The problem being you don’t know you’re not hot until you break this rule.
This is a good one. I remember a woman starting a thread about how angry she was with people who couldn't keep it in the forum and when I commented she replied by DM which was ironic and hilarious."
I like anything to do with the thread topic to stay on the thread. I'm ok with people messaging me from a thread that is private. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt always send noods to people asking, so they have something to masturbate over.
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I like this one!
Ladies .. boobs to my inbox? Purrrlease?  |
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"Thou shalt not question those who in the eyes of thy brothers and thy sisters are popular or attractive. In such a case a witching party is authorised and a good old fashioned lynching will take place.
Ooh! Witches! Very seasonal "
I dabble in current affairs but generally its just witchful thinking.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t mention race.
oh FFS
There's only one race...
The human race **stares into the horizon**
All my friends are the human race. Love this for me."
Lucky you. You can’t be racist then. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Birmingham Airport |
Thou shalt lurk in the pass / fuck threads until such time as a maiden of the fair sex commenteth on the profile beforeth thee.
Thou shalt then type fuck with utmost alacrity.
If thou failest to posteth instantaneously, thou shalt findeth yourself lost in a sea of [removed by poster] of the other gentlefolk vying for the attentions of said maiden. For the fear of being mistaketh as someone wishing to fornicate with the gentlemen above will then requireth to verily assure all that he be as straiteth as a very straight thing from Straightland.
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not write to or display a verification from a forum user that mentions anything about intercourse.
Ah, shit. That’s me fucked then.
Oooh, who you been doing the dance of the sexy slugs with then "
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"Thou shalt lurk in the pass / fuck threads until such time as a maiden of the fair sex commenteth on the profile beforeth thee.
Thou shalt then type fuck with utmost alacrity.
If thou failest to posteth instantaneously, thou shalt findeth yourself lost in a sea of [removed by poster] of the other gentlefolk vying for the attentions of said maiden. For the fear of being mistaketh as someone wishing to fornicate with the gentlemen above will then requireth to verily assure all that he be as straiteth as a very straight thing from Straightland.
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Sssshhh that’s secret bro code |
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"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
On Telegram I assume.
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If though art tempted to the telegram thy should accept a lash o the cat for every lash of the tongue you gave. Gossipy bastids. |
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"Thou shalt lurk in the pass / fuck threads until such time as a maiden of the fair sex commenteth on the profile beforeth thee.
Thou shalt then type fuck with utmost alacrity.
If thou failest to posteth instantaneously, thou shalt findeth yourself lost in a sea of [removed by poster] of the other gentlefolk vying for the attentions of said maiden. For the fear of being mistaketh as someone wishing to fornicate with the gentlemen above will then requireth to verily assure all that he be as straiteth as a very straight thing from Straightland.
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For the sake of prevention of any doubt, such men must always proclaim STRAIGHT in capitals, preferably with exclamation marks. And never adjacent to the word Fab. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back."
You don't need to have behaved as a twat for that, Granny. You just need to have someone who has decided you did tell people it's the case. |
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"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
You don't need to have behaved as a twat for that, Granny. You just need to have someone who has decided you did tell people it's the case."
You are right there Posh xx Such is the empty life of a jealous bitter soul that talketh shite about their bretheren. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
You don't need to have behaved as a twat for that, Granny. You just need to have someone who has decided you did tell people it's the case.
You are right there Posh xx Such is the empty life of a jealous bitter soul that talketh shite about their bretheren."
Indeedeth Granny. Indeedeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
You don't need to have behaved as a twat for that, Granny. You just need to have someone who has decided you did tell people it's the case.
You are right there Posh xx Such is the empty life of a jealous bitter soul that talketh shite about their bretheren.
Indeedeth Granny. Indeedeth"
Can I be added to the gossip groups please? My Telegram really isn’t difficult to guess.. and I want to know ALL the dirt! Thx |
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"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
You don't need to have behaved as a twat for that, Granny. You just need to have someone who has decided you did tell people it's the case.
You are right there Posh xx Such is the empty life of a jealous bitter soul that talketh shite about their bretheren.
Indeedeth Granny. Indeedeth
Can I be added to the gossip groups please? My Telegram really isn’t difficult to guess.. and I want to know ALL the dirt! Thx "
One thing Dan ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. I don't know what the Telegram Group is ...
2. I don't know what it is
3. I don't know
Hopefully the clique will add me  "
Then I’ll DM you ALL the juice!! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"If thou behavest as a twat, thou shouldst expect to be treated as a twat and then ignored and gossip-ed about behindeth thy back.
On Telegram I assume.
If though art tempted to the telegram thy should accept a lash o the cat for every lash of the tongue you gave. Gossipy bastids."
Gossipy, and kinky I presume. |
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Thou shalt only ever login when freshly showered and dressed to the 9s, in the sexiest outfits and be immediately available for sexual activities of any so demanding dog-minded human. Likewise, thou shalt discuss sexual activities in torrid details, at length, for any red blooded Tom, Dick or Harry.
Posting 'Not meeting', or equivalent, is code for wanting everything, with everybody. |
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