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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I just told my son to stop widgeting, that was a combination or wiggling and fidgeting.

I used to work for Philips Electronics and was talking to a guy on the phone about Philishaves. I mixed wet shave into it and came out with willyshave!! Lucky he found it funny

Anyone else come out with some stonkers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find my phone does it for me and comes up with some absolute howlers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no but i used confuddled a lot

confused and muddled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flustrated = flustered & frustrated

Used when battery goes in rabbit and can't find new ones purchased at weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mucking fuppet.. just a politer way of saying 'fucking muppet'

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Tamperfering = tampering and interfering

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"no but i used confuddled a lot

confused and muddled"

Same here.

I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake

Took me ages to explain I got mixed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"no but i used confuddled a lot

confused and muddled

Same here.

I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake

Took me ages to explain I got mixed up "

Oh dear! Thing is with the food scandal u could of been right! It may of looked like an innocent carrot all bright and orange

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"no but i used confuddled a lot

confused and muddled

Same here.

I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake

Took me ages to explain I got mixed up

Oh dear! Thing is with the food scandal u could of been right! It may of looked like an innocent carrot all bright and orange "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talkin to a guy on here earlier as u do about the weather hm hm and I said yeah I'm goin to need wellies upto my thighs but my predictive came out willies......think his eyes fell out of the sockets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always get my wucking mords fuddled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i went into a shop and asked for a snake and kidney pie once.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"i went into a shop and asked for a snake and kidney pie once. "

Steak and kidney pie has always been snake and pygmy pie in my family - meat always from reputable local butchers so hopefully no snakes or pygmies were harmed in the making of said pies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i went into a shop and asked for a snake and kidney pie once.

Steak and kidney pie has always been snake and pygmy pie in my family - meat always from reputable local butchers so hopefully no snakes or pygmies were harmed in the making of said pies "

Kate and Sydney's in our house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like discombobulated but no idea what it's a mix of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sore finger in my house is salt and vinegar

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