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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just told my son to stop widgeting, that was a combination or wiggling and fidgeting.
I used to work for Philips Electronics and was talking to a guy on the phone about Philishaves. I mixed wet shave into it and came out with willyshave!! Lucky he found it funny 
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"no but i used confuddled a lot
confused and muddled"
Same here.
I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake 
Took me ages to explain I got mixed up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"no but i used confuddled a lot
confused and muddled
Same here.
I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake
Took me ages to explain I got mixed up "
Oh dear! Thing is with the food scandal u could of been right! It may of looked like an innocent carrot all bright and orange  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"no but i used confuddled a lot
confused and muddled
Same here.
I told my little one I was making a parrot cake instead of a carrot cake. He got a bit upset as he thought I was going to put his uncle's parrot in a cake
Took me ages to explain I got mixed up
Oh dear! Thing is with the food scandal u could of been right! It may of looked like an innocent carrot all bright and orange "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Talkin to a guy on here earlier as u do about the weather hm hm and I said yeah I'm goin to need wellies upto my thighs but my predictive came out willies......think his eyes fell out of the sockets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i went into a shop and asked for a snake and kidney pie once.
Steak and kidney pie has always been snake and pygmy pie in my family - meat always from reputable local butchers so hopefully no snakes or pygmies were harmed in the making of said pies  "
Kate and Sydney's in our house   |
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