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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

You're stranded on a desert island, luckily with lots of sustainable food, a decent shelter and the means to make fire and cook.

You can take one luxury item and one fellow swinger.

What and who would you take?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would have to take soap as a luxury item.

And id take The Cooler King as he needs the sunshine

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Will there be pineapples on this island?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pineapples on this island?"

and bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the OP on the island?

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?"

Yes. Lots for your five a day.

Toilets and showers too.

Anything else required?

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Is the OP on the island? "

No. I'm still in your bathroom on another thread waiting to know if you want your bits soaping up.

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?"

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person) "

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is the OP on the island?

No. I'm still in your bathroom on another thread waiting to know if you want your bits soaping up. "

oh am going there now .......... forget the island ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

"

What about booze??

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

What about booze??"

Only if you promise to drink responsibly.

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

"

Ooo sounds fun. Can it not be too hot/humid? My hair frizzes in humidity and wouldnt suit having my hair like Floella Benjimine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

What about booze??

Only if you promise to drink responsibly. "

oh yes of course

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Will there be glitter... and pocket fluff???

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My luxury item: A Fez (although I deem it a necessity)

Person: As technically I am already Invictus and can't really choose myself, I choose my long time friend and faithful companion Soxy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

"

Starbucks or costa?

It matters!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

!!!! THIS IS A GLITTER FREE THREAD!!!!

I'm indiferent to fluff and I consider a fez an essential as well. A nice pith helmet too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My luxury item would be my clarinet and I'd take Tempting Devil/the Bitch Librarian.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My luxury item would be my laptop - so I could take you all - at least 'virtually'!

As for the one person I'd take? Tricky!!

Ok - auditions start Monday - get your applications in early folks!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Internet

Chunky Dumb Bloke.

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

This desert island used to be so cool and unspoilt. Now it's all commercialised it's lost it's charm ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My luxury item would be my laptop - so I could take you all - at least 'virtually'!

As for the one person I'd take? Tricky!!

Ok - auditions start Monday - get your applications in early folks! "

You'd need a dongle too or your phone to tether to the Internet!

Oh and I'll do my audition next Saturday!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Internet

Chunky Dumb Bloke.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a ferry to civilisation

You lot are all mad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything "

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol I've stolen him for the day

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol I've stolen him for the day "

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol I've stolen him for the day

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now "

ok ok - mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice job ....... thank u ........... quick peck on cheek !!!!! bye ........

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol I've stolen him for the day

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now

ok ok - mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice job ....... thank u ........... quick peck on cheek !!!!! bye ........ "

Not quite what I had in mind when I offered to clean your hard to reach bits if I'm entirely honest....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That one with a fit body and likes cooking.

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By *ollie_JCouple  over a year ago

London

By definition when you both arrive at the island out cease to become swingers, as thee isn't anybody else to swing with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id take youngforold and a roll of everlasting toilet roll as none of you seem tobe taking any dirtyarse

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