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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....
Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?
Asking for Posh.........  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll pop into Iceland tomorrow for research purposes and report back to Posh 
And that's why Mums go to Iceland
J"
I did that sexy snort laugh you love so much |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"This was missing from The Day After Tomorrow. Significant plot hole 
J
I'd have watched it a second time if it was included "
I'd finally get around to watching it if that was included. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.
Selfish.
J
Someone really needs to assess their priorities.
Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge. "
Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.
I'm willing to assist |
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"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....
Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?
Asking for Posh......... "
interesting im actually thing of ending my life that way it never occured to me to try have wank .the whole point to freeze to death quickly.
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"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.
Selfish.
J
Someone really needs to assess their priorities.
Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.
Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.
I'm willing to assist "
I'm willing to watch.
J |
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"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.
Selfish.
J
Someone really needs to assess their priorities.
Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.
Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.
I'm willing to assist
I'm willing to watch.
J"
May I squeeze onto your cushion and join you? |
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"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.
Selfish.
J
Someone really needs to assess their priorities.
Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.
Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.
I'm willing to assist
I'm willing to watch.
J
May I squeeze onto your cushion and join you? "
Absolutely! I'll shuffle over just enough 
J |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J"
Why, Julie, thats brilliant |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant "
Out  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant
Out "
You can't be out! Was your idea! |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant
Out
You can't be out! Was your idea!"
The fuck it was...... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant
Out
You can't be out! Was your idea!
The fuck it was...... "
I was gonna offer to warm you up until you came up with the genius idea... so it definitely was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well did a little Google-fu there couldn’t find the exact temperature that it starts to freeze at what I did find out is it needs to be stored at minus 196 degrees centigrade
cum omelette Is probably easier then cum ice pops
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"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant
Out
You can't be out! Was your idea!
"
He has to be out! To get the spurt.
You know this as the expert with the sex spurt 
We thank you for doing this in the name of science, Cold Faceful aka Icy Wanking Obi.
J
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"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....
Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?
Asking for Posh......... "
Surely you would just have a permenant icepole? I was always told never lick frozen things as my lips and mouth would stick to it, anyone fancy volunteering for me?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel like this should be an event...
We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!
J
In the vein of Old Faithful?
Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.
Old Obi?
J
Why, Julie, thats brilliant
Out
You can't be out! Was your idea!
He has to be out! To get the spurt.
You know this as the expert with the sex spurt
We thank you for doing this in the name of science, Cold Faceful aka Icy Wanking Obi.
J
Edited for stupid typos. "
And now begins the campaign...
Ladies, we need a committee to get this motion passed by the Fab Lounge hierarchy. |
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Surely in the name of science it has to be a neutral sample thus why all scientists have lab assistants? if you need an assistant Obi, as an extra pair of hands... I will volunteer, for science of course  |
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"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....
Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?
Asking for Posh......... "
Don't be daft Obi. Your cock would shatter like a test tube well before your spunk spunked up! |
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