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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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Not enough talk about the sex in this place. It needs more of it.
Too much none sex stuff going on.
So I think you should all be putting in more effort to make the sex a topic of discussion more often.
And just the piss people off with an ear worm, I'm going to say it...
Let's talk about The Sex. |
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I talk to lots of forum women about sex, usually all they say back is “ how did you get in here” or “ you need to leave or I’m calling the police “
So I’ve concluded none of them are interested in sex.  |
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques"
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."
See! She gets it! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like that song.
The sex, it's good. I like it.
J
Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home... 
Not married couples! Duh "
Some of them do! And they are the worst ones. All loved up and a "team" cheering each other on.  |
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"I like that song.
The sex, it's good. I like it.
J
Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home... "
Oh. Sorry, my bad. I thought we were talking about the sex. But we're talking about The Sex. 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."
Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one |
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques"
I heard a rumour that if you kill 5 threads in a day they find you in your sleep.
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….
Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one"
Maybe an Orangary |
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"I like that song.
The sex, it's good. I like it.
J
Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home...
Not married couples! Duh
Some of them do! And they are the worst ones. All loved up and a "team" cheering each other on. "
Gimme a T. Gimme an E. Gimme an A. Gimme an M.
S. C. U. M.   
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."
 I like this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, talk dirty when you talk, talk, talk, talk
Dirty talk
Blindfold, feather bed
Tickle me, slippery
G-Spot, nasty pose
In a video
Love machine, by myself
Climax, hot wax
S&M on the floor
I like it hardcore
I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight
(Ah, ah)
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Who's having the sex?!
Not me! 
I'll have sex with you.
Deal!
You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now!  mine would probably cover the Liver building  "
But Mr TT2 already offered! |
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"Who's having the sex?!
Not me!
I'll have sex with you.
Deal!
You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building
But Mr TT2 already offered! "
Nothing to say other people can't offer |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Wait, we have to talk about sex? Or about The Sex - as in, the sex we’re having? Because didn’t the other thread forbid us from doing that? I’m confused and conflicted now. "
The sex, sex, sex things, sex adjacent. Ways of sex. Sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait, we have to talk about sex? Or about The Sex - as in, the sex we’re having? Because didn’t the other thread forbid us from doing that? I’m confused and conflicted now. "
Oh jeez. I've already said I've had sex. Am I in bother now...hope so  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Take your kink shaming away!
No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly. 
You are far too defiant these days! "
Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.
Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.
Yay. |
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….
Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one
Maybe an Orangary "
Orgasmry |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
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Take your kink shaming away!
No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.
You are far too defiant these days!
Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.
Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.
Yay."
Well there is no need to be sarcastic! |
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Take your kink shaming away!
No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.
You are far too defiant these days!
Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.
Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.
Yay.
Well there is no need to be sarcastic! "
Says Mr sarcasm 2023 |
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"The sex, sex, sex things, sex adjacent. Ways of sex. Sex.
Gotcha. Sex stuff. Not specific sex with other forumers.
It’s a fine line to tread, though. Could be tricky."
And not if you're in a couple. We're not allowed. It's a very narrow definition of the sex.
J |
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques I heard a rumour that if you kill 5 threads in a day they find you in your sleep.
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It's a lie sadly, I've been trying for that for years. pt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's having the sex?!
Not me!
I'll have sex with you.
Deal!
You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building
But Mr TT2 already offered! "
Something, something, IT'S A TRAP! *Admiral Akbar*
It was F in disguise!!
Saying that I would have sex with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques
Noooo
You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….
Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one"
Whole new type of dogging, having sex in the conservatory while people watch from the garden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!"
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey "
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time 
Em x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x"
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...
Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.
Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.
But most importantly.
Record. Record everything |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties "
Just act more like a man! Duh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some people have sex and just don't shout about it.
While true, if no one were to discuss it on a forum with a heavy emphasis on it, well, it would be pretty boring "
Or just less  |
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"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...
Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.
Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.
But most importantly.
Record. Record everything "
Bruceys matchmaking service? |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh "
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...
Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.
Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.
But most importantly.
Record. Record everything
Bruceys matchmaking service? "
I just know you'd have a great time with each other!
.....no ulterior motives.... |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "
Just message her FAF I think is more what he's getting to. She definitely owns a strap on. |
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"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...
Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.
Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.
But most importantly.
Record. Record everything
Bruceys matchmaking service?
I just know you'd have a great time with each other!
.....no ulterior motives...."
Except the video evidence that you mentioned huh |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "
Of course you can!
The point is, you just ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "
I can show you mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x"
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine "
See! |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine "
Oh um yes please |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...
Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.
Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.
But most importantly.
Record. Record everything
Bruceys matchmaking service?
I just know you'd have a great time with each other!
.....no ulterior motives....
Except the video evidence that you mentioned huh "
Well SORRY for liking to see people get along!  |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance "
It's a curse |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance
It's a curse "
You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women! |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance
It's a curse
You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women! "
You're right I don't ,it's embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance
It's a curse
You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women! "
So, bit like ALL men then. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance
It's a curse
You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women!
So, bit like ALL men then. "
Shush you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
I do this all the time
Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance
It's a curse
You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women!
So, bit like ALL men then.
Shush you! "
Oh I will. |
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I have a solution. Em, Mrs Shiv … let’s get together. The three of us. I’ll referee. Do the introductions. Play wingman in-between you. And be your cheerleader when you need one.
Brucey needn’t know. You two can pose for a selfie to send him and pretend I wasn’t there holding your hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine
Oh um yes please "
Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine
Oh um yes please
Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about "
Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.
I don't need more competition from more attractive people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine
Oh um yes please
Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about
Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.
I don't need more competition from more attractive people! "
Thanks for the advice Kai |
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"I have a solution. Em, Mrs Shiv … let’s get together. The three of us. I’ll referee. Do the introductions. Play wingman in-between you. And be your cheerleader when you need one.
Brucey needn’t know. You two can pose for a selfie to send him and pretend I wasn’t there holding your hands."
*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG |
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine
Oh um yes please
Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about
Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.
I don't need more competition from more attractive people!
Thanks for the advice Kai"
So good of him really |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!
We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey
I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time
Em x
In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties
Just act more like a man! Duh
Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work
I can show you mine
Oh um yes please
Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about
Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.
I don't need more competition from more attractive people!
Thanks for the advice Kai
So good of him really "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG
Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it."
He’s always watching  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG
Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it."
Actually cause I'm feeling the bro love here - have at it roses! Those ladies can choose anyone to join them as they wish because these women have RIGHTS people!
Give you a fiver for a little clip though? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG
Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it.
He’s always watching "
Sydney University don't pay me the big bucks for nothing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG
Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it.
Actually cause I'm feeling the bro love here - have at it roses! Those ladies can choose anyone to join them as they wish because these women have RIGHTS people!
Give you a fiver for a little clip though? "
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