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What d’ya all want for Christmas, Fabsters?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.
Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"All I want for Christmas is... YOU!
Be warned people it's coming, sooner than you think. The time is almost upon us. She will soon be unleashed upon the world. "
Do you have to? Got at least another few weeks before she starts with her caterwauling, I'd rather not be reminded its coming thanks. |
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"All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.
Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request."
Too high expectation about the pony.
Short man pretending to be a pony?
No whip allowed! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"All I want for Christmas is... YOU!
Be warned people it's coming, sooner than you think. The time is almost upon us. She will soon be unleashed upon the world.
Do you have to? Got at least another few weeks before she starts with her caterwauling, I'd rather not be reminded its coming thanks."
Gives you times to prepare and bunker down. Always be prepared. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.
Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request.
Too high expectation about the pony.
Short man pretending to be a pony?
No whip allowed!"
Hmm. Doesn't work I'm afraid... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.
And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big tiddy goth girlfriend, please 
Mrs x"
It must be like that Tracey Island toy back in the day, this years *must have* gift, because that’s EXACTLY what I want too! 
I wonder if Anthea Turner will tell us how to make one of our own? 
(* the kids on here will be totally befuddled by this reply!) |
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"A big tiddy goth girlfriend, please
Mrs x
It must be like that Tracey Island toy back in the day, this years *must have* gift, because that’s EXACTLY what I want too!
I wonder if Anthea Turner will tell us how to make one of our own?
(* the kids on here will be totally befuddled by this reply!)"
OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE!
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By *athuilMan
over a year ago
up north |
"After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.
And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy "
And there was me gonna lend you my car whilst I’m away but you start off with such big fibs!!! |
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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.
And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy "
I can dress as santa, but if I empty my sack in your direction I'm afraid none of that would come out |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Well seeing as I'll be travelling abroad a few times next year, I'd really love a dark green Smythson passport cover, embossed obviously.
There's a book I really want but I don't want to make it too easy for the fiancé.
And I'd love a day of doing nothing but watching horror films and drinking hot chocolate. In a voucher form. A sort of IOU. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.
And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy
And there was me gonna lend you my car whilst I’m away but you start off with such big fibs!!!"
You know what I meant, now drop that beauty off, I'll look after her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.
And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy
I can dress as santa, but if I empty my sack in your direction I'm afraid none of that would come out "
Worth it to see you coming out of my chimney. No euphemism used |
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The same thing I have gotten the last few years, to be on my own with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates, watching Christmas movies.
It takes a lot of work and the odd fib to avoid invites to Christmas dinner. |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
"The same thing I have gotten the last few years, to be on my own with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates, watching Christmas movies.
It takes a lot of work and the odd fib to avoid invites to Christmas dinner. "
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Sounds like bliss  |
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"For my mum to still be here x"
.lucky you for having those sort of memories..my gentle dad died before he was 50,mum seemed to spend the rest of her life finding a reason to 'beat the sh.t out of me ...if only it had been the other way around.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New year's in New York.
I've never been so I'd love that. Alternatively being more realistic but equally fab, a night in a club for a kink night followed by collapsing in a hotel,to then getting up later and having a lazy morning including leisurely sex :D |
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"A couple to let me join them…or new hamstrings!
And socks obviously "
I agree with the socks! I just want all the socks and ones that never get any holes in them ever? Maybe that’s too much to ask for though…. |
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I Want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
A hippopotamus is all I want
Mom says the hippo would eat me up
But then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
The kind I saw this summer at the zoo
There's lots of room for him in our two car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there
And give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
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