"Is that a mirror in your knickers.
Because I can definitely see myself in there.
Your eyes are like spanner’s.
Because every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.
The mr " hahaha these are brilliant!! Did they work though?? |
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"Him: Do you want to play [Absolutely not saying that word here]?
Me: No.
Him: That's the spirit!hahaha struck out then
Nah, it made me laugh so I let him buy me a drink." certainly was the spirit then |
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