Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.
Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not  |
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ApositiveAngel was once not positive about something. She had doubts for at least 2 minutes.
Extract juicy titbit- she still made the right decision and everything worked out well.
Phone hacking Piers Morgan has got nowt on me when it comes to story |
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"Shadylady is secretly part of the Royal Family. It’s actually Lady Shady, she hid it in plain sight all this tjme.
I’d bow but my knees and my back y’know  "
Orf to the tower you go...
*flicks hand with pinky out*  |
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"Shadylady is secretly part of the Royal Family. It’s actually Lady Shady, she hid it in plain sight all this tjme.
I’d bow but my knees and my back y’know
Orf to the tower you go...
*flicks hand with pinky out* "
Yes your ladyship |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.
Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not "
Its all about where you conceal the key!  |
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"I heard he left a poo snail trail across the curtains and stomped out the hotel room wearing her tampons as earrings."
Racy Rocket is a fitness instructor and lives off a diet of baked beans and lamb chops.
It's the beans that are responsible for her moniker, but don't stand behind her.
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"Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.
Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not
It’s all about where you conceal the key!
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Got a real scoop for you :
One of the forum regulars is lining up a “ my mate fancies you” thread for Sunday evening.
So make sure your sparkly postie pants are washed and ironed and hope your crush or unrequited love interest is online at the right time |
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"Well I didn't in any of this. Damn it am I not part of the mythical fab clique!?  "
I heard that Amber81's massive arse and thighs likes conversation," I understand they might be bilingual.  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"LvM is the lead “lie” writer for the TV show would I lie to you. His best work is done after exactly 2.75 glasses of 12 year old Malbec. "
Stanley Funseekers idea of fun is chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square while holding a balloon |
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"LvM is the lead “lie” writer for the TV show would I lie to you. His best work is done after exactly 2.75 glasses of 12 year old Malbec.
Stanley Funseekers idea of fun is chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square while holding a balloon"
I’ve no option since those pesky kids chased me out of Derry Maine |
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"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty
Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play
Wash your mouth out"
What you giving me.to wash my mouth with |
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"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty
Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play
Wash your mouth out
What you giving me.to wash my mouth with "
Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work |
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"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty
Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play
Wash your mouth out
What you giving me.to wash my mouth with
Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work "
I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with |
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"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty
Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play
Wash your mouth out
What you giving me.to wash my mouth with
Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work
I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with "
Go on then, you can do the work |
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Very few people know that our very own Meli played violin at the king’s coronation but refused to wear shoes as her feet were sore from a midnight feet fetish event she’d attended the night before in Covent Garden’s.
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"Very few people know that our very own Meli played violin at the king’s coronation but refused to wear shoes as her feet were sore from a midnight feet fetish event she’d attended the night before in Covent Garden’s.
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Convent Garden, surely? She's a nun! |
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"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty
Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play
Wash your mouth out
What you giving me.to wash my mouth with
Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work
I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with
Go on then, you can do the work"
I'm a single man on fab, no change there then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bad nanna doesn't actually have any grandchildren and has never been in trouble"
Petite woman isn't really petite, nor is she a woman. She is actually a 6'4" lumberjack from Ontario called Bernard. |
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"Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers "
Oh, so it's true they were in the cult known as the Children of God and practised 'Flirty Fishing' - where can I sign up? |
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"Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers
Oh, so it's true they were in the cult known as the Children of God and practised 'Flirty Fishing' - where can I sign up? "
We'll send you a secret sign and you can meet us in a bus shelter in Wetwang. |
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"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go. "
They're failing |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go.
They're failing "
Hey it's not my fault they don't listen |
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"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go.
They're failing
Hey it's not my fault they don't listen "
Brucey really really really wants to be pegged, his inbox is open for strap on pics ladies |
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