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over a year ago
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On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal 
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?  |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
Message me if you need rescuing from a station in the North East lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
Message me if you need rescuing from a station in the North East lol"
I’m pretty sure I won’t end up going north but I’ll shout if I do |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
Mate your fucked simples |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
Yes you will! Which station are you coming into?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
Mate your fucked simples "
Thank you my dear friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
Yes you will! Which station are you coming into??"
Waterloo east  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we all need to keep an eye out for SOS messages requiring you to be fished out of some random isolated train station at 2300 tonight? "
Yes!! Please stay sober just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good luck!!!
I’m a nightmare for the train back
Cost me £55 on a cab from the arse end of nowhere last time "
One time cost me £100, once it cost me £350  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
I’ll be your can if you need just give me a bell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good luck!!!
I’m a nightmare for the train back
Cost me £55 on a cab from the arse end of nowhere last time
One time cost me £100, once it cost me £350 "
Okay you definitely win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good luck!!!
I’m a nightmare for the train back
Cost me £55 on a cab from the arse end of nowhere last time
One time cost me £100, once it cost me £350 "
How could you go that wrong….sounds like you’ve ended up in London when you wanted Manchester ….or actually in the climate of today….Liverpool instead of Manchester |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
I’ll be your can if you need just give me a bell "
Thanks joey |
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"Do we all need to keep an eye out for SOS messages requiring you to be fished out of some random isolated train station at 2300 tonight?
Yes!! Please stay sober just in case "
Noted. I’ll be Xboxing all evening so will continue to moniteur |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we all need to keep an eye out for SOS messages requiring you to be fished out of some random isolated train station at 2300 tonight?
Yes!! Please stay sober just in case
Noted. I’ll be Xboxing all evening so will continue to moniteur "
You’re an absolute legend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good luck!!!
I’m a nightmare for the train back
Cost me £55 on a cab from the arse end of nowhere last time
One time cost me £100, once it cost me £350
How could you go that wrong….sounds like you’ve ended up in London when you wanted Manchester ….or actually in the climate of today….Liverpool instead of Manchester "
Uber from Manchester to near Leeds, black cab from Central London to Cambridgeshire... I've learned my lesson now |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
I can send my private jet, if it happens.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
I can send my private jet, if it happens.
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That’s almost worth cocking it up on purpose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The boards literally tell you which platform the trains start from, the destination, and all the stops in between.
Or, ask one of the staff at the barrier x"
I know! I checked it twice, Jennie checked it, even phoned my son to check and still ended up on the wrong bloody one |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
If you wanna get lost and end up at mine... I'll make sure your safe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time "
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain! |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
If you accidentally end up Northbound don't panic |
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
I can send my private jet, if it happens.
That’s almost worth cocking it up on purpose "
Because of the private jet or women still into that bloke?
I have the same chest and sing better live. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
If you wanna get lost and end up at mine... I'll make sure your safe "
I’d be very wrong if I ended up that far away |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"The boards literally tell you which platform the trains start from, the destination, and all the stops in between.
Or, ask one of the staff at the barrier x
I know! I checked it twice, Jennie checked it, even phoned my son to check and still ended up on the wrong bloody one "
Did you have a few drinks by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain!"
I did once get on wrong train and tubes its like spaghetti junction. You get used to 2 platforms only London gets me lost.
Am sure the men of fab would rescue a damsel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
If you accidentally end up Northbound don't panic "
You might have to come and rescue me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The boards literally tell you which platform the trains start from, the destination, and all the stops in between.
Or, ask one of the staff at the barrier x
I know! I checked it twice, Jennie checked it, even phoned my son to check and still ended up on the wrong bloody one
Did you have a few drinks by any chance? "
I mean not that many really |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain!"
Ask every passenger where the train is going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
I bet that you'll be fine xx |
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"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain!"
Well I do have accommodation overnight if you need |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain!
I did once get on wrong train and tubes its like spaghetti junction. You get used to 2 platforms only London gets me lost.
Am sure the men of fab would rescue a damsel "
I wouldn’t even try and do the tubes on my own, I’d end up going round in circles all night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not?
I bet that you'll be fine xx"
Thank you SS |
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"Follow your nose. I do when I am not sure about switching platforms or which end I need. Or just ask staff. Shame sat navs on phones do not tell you.. You took wrong end need to go up this way.
Have a joyous time
Haha thanks becs, if in doubt I’m gonna not get on it until I’m absolutely certain!
I did once get on wrong train and tubes its like spaghetti junction. You get used to 2 platforms only London gets me lost.
Am sure the men of fab would rescue a damsel
I wouldn’t even try and do the tubes on my own, I’d end up going round in circles all night "
I always thought that would be me but I was pretty successful last time I was in London lol |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
brighton |
"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
My money is on you ending up in Eastbourne... |
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"Only went and got on the right train
Yay!
I’ve had flipping nightmares with trains today
Peruvian Railway ain't the best
Would of been easier to get to Peru I tell ya "
They couldn't get Paddington home  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Only went and got on the right train
Yay!
I’ve had flipping nightmares with trains today
Oh no what’s happened?"
Train cancelled to Leeds yesterday, train from York to home cancelled today, rebooked then that was delayed so missed connecting train home. Waited for an hour for next one and one man and his dog was on, shouty sweary d*unk people add to the mix my youngest who’s on the spectrum and he really couldn’t cope, it was just awful for him
Rant over  |
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"Only went and got on the right train
Yay!
I’ve had flipping nightmares with trains today
Oh no what’s happened?
Train cancelled to Leeds yesterday, train from York to home cancelled today, rebooked then that was delayed so missed connecting train home. Waited for an hour for next one and one man and his dog was on, shouty sweary d*unk people add to the mix my youngest who’s on the spectrum and he really couldn’t cope, it was just awful for him
Rant over "
My son is also on the spectrum. Feel your pain lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only went and got on the right train
Yay!
I’ve had flipping nightmares with trains today
Oh no what’s happened?
Train cancelled to Leeds yesterday, train from York to home cancelled today, rebooked then that was delayed so missed connecting train home. Waited for an hour for next one and one man and his dog was on, shouty sweary d*unk people add to the mix my youngest who’s on the spectrum and he really couldn’t cope, it was just awful for him
Rant over "
Oh cookie people can be really unaware of everyone else can’t they? Hope your lad is okay  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Fluffy, hope you’ll get home safely!
I’m currently on the train back home with some random football team 
Not complaining though "
Oh god I’ve just moved away from some very loud very d*unk screamy women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only went and got on the right train
Woohoo Choo Choo 
Might be a bit tiddly but are you waving a broccoli at me
It's my USP.  "
It’s definitely unique |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"On a train!
Pretty confident I’ll get to where I need to be.
However.
My track record for getting the right train home is abysmal
Place your bets, will I get it right or not? "
I for one hope you get it |
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I'm terrible. Good luck! 
