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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've just had the most amazing mind blowing sex .. and the other person turns and says to you .....??
True stories and random stupid answers. Please "
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"You've just had the most amazing mind blowing sex .. and the other person turns and says to you .....??
True stories and random stupid answers. Please "
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Arm draped over the side of bed. Me drifting in & out of rem sleep.
Then a pleasant kneading of needles on my hairy chest. Me going "mmmmm". Followed by an "ouch! What the F....?"
One eye open I see a little cute kitten meowing in my face & enjoying the hairy chest. Holy crap on a cracker I'm going to stop drinking this heavily....
Thank goodness there's not a German Sheppard dog in the corner - That would be too ZZTop!!! |
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