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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London

How in a year on and off from this place have I never seen a COMMUNAL wholesome dick rating thread?!

Who dares?!

Dick owners, say you're in if you are up for having that sexy sausage rated. I'm in obviously I don't give a fuck!

Appreciators of said appendage, rate the peni in your own words!

Let's play a game!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Quite the saveloy you’ve got there Brucey.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Oh I remember when these used to happen. But they sort of got a bit too much

I'm in though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it."

I've seen people make it all about them but never a nice communal one where we can hold hands together and appreciate that sometimes in life Meli, they have better organs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will join in

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine has been triple A rated for efficiency.

It’s not used any energy all year.

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

May as well see what peeps think of mine.

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By *ottodot123Couple  over a year ago

Gillingham


"Mine has been triple A rated for efficiency.

It’s not used any energy all year. "

Saving the environment. One cock at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it."

death gripping...can I steal that?

Oh I can't stop laughing dam you!

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By *urious130Man  over a year ago

Bolton

I'll test the water being as i've only recently rejoined....

Would be good to know if i have an attractive or appealing piece of equipment.

i've got a pic on my public profile if thats where people go to see it.....

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it.

death gripping...can I steal that?

Oh I can't stop laughing dam you!"

It is actually a thing/condituon

Too much wanking can sometimes result in a stronger grip on the penis, a grip that no pussy or even arse can compete with.

This results in the inability to cum or even enjoy and stay hard from lack of sensation during penetrative sex and oral. It's just not tight enough that the death gripped penis now needs.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

I don’t think I need confirmation but feel free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What are the rules on rating?

Do you need a stable horn level first?

And a recent eye test?

If so I'm way out on both. Horn level far too high and eye test long overdue.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll play. I’ll make a video and picture public.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10"

I’ll take this rating thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At the risk of sounding stupid, are pics getting posted here or people looking at profiles? Lol!

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By *ndy27279Man  over a year ago

leeds

I’m in,who does the rating though?

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

In, but only if requested.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10"

That's just a participation trophy! There are no winners or losers type of thing.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS  over a year ago

Durham


"Mine has been triple A rated for efficiency.

It’s not used any energy all year. "

Very nice and being energy efficient it should be able to run for a long time x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it.

death gripping...can I steal that?

Oh I can't stop laughing dam you!

It is actually a thing/condituon

Too much wanking can sometimes result in a stronger grip on the penis, a grip that no pussy or even arse can compete with.

This results in the inability to cum or even enjoy and stay hard from lack of sensation during penetrative sex and oral. It's just not tight enough that the death gripped penis now needs. "

Oh I'm well aware of this, I've been trying to hunt out the not so hardcore wankers for this very reason while still doing my pelvic floor exercises.

However I keep meeting....

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

Our most recent picture is a stonking boner, expertly handled by Miss, feel free to drop Fabs

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it.

death gripping...can I steal that?

Oh I can't stop laughing dam you!

It is actually a thing/condituon

Too much wanking can sometimes result in a stronger grip on the penis, a grip that no pussy or even arse can compete with.

This results in the inability to cum or even enjoy and stay hard from lack of sensation during penetrative sex and oral. It's just not tight enough that the death gripped penis now needs.

Oh I'm well aware of this, I've been trying to hunt out the not so hardcore wankers for this very reason while still doing my pelvic floor exercises.

However I keep meeting.... "

Use death gripping as much as you like, it's not mine. Glad it made you laugh.

Fingers crossed you're able to meet less wankery people soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in never shy about showing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hasn't there been one in the entire year? Are you sure Brucey? You might have been busy death gripping your cock and missed it.

death gripping...can I steal that?

Oh I can't stop laughing dam you!

It is actually a thing/condituon

Too much wanking can sometimes result in a stronger grip on the penis, a grip that no pussy or even arse can compete with.

This results in the inability to cum or even enjoy and stay hard from lack of sensation during penetrative sex and oral. It's just not tight enough that the death gripped penis now needs.

Oh I'm well aware of this, I've been trying to hunt out the not so hardcore wankers for this very reason while still doing my pelvic floor exercises.

However I keep meeting....

Use death gripping as much as you like, it's not mine. Glad it made you laugh.

Fingers crossed you're able to meet less wankery people soon. "

Excellent

I really can't be arsed just yet though

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan  over a year ago

Wigan

I don't think it can be given an accurate rating until its been tried and tested by the one who wants to rate it personally...

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man  over a year ago

Salisbury


"What are the rules on rating?

Do you need a stable horn level first?

And a recent eye test?

If so I'm way out on both. Horn level far too high and eye test long overdue.

"

For consistency of rating I would say a constant known horniness level to avoid skewing results.

A marking system could be based on an average out of 10 score of:

- artistic ability (look, photo quality - negative points for lynx cans, tv remotes in pic)

- technical ability (metrics: size/girth)

- x-factor marking (cock dressed as Groucho Marx etc…)

Not an exact science I know..

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By *uriousirish7Man  over a year ago

cork

I’m in

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By *uggy 555Man  over a year ago

Swansea Valley

I'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10"

Surely warty ones get 11/10. Ribbed for her pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shall make a picture public.. purely for comparitive purposes, I'm happy with my lot

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By *uietguy689Man  over a year ago

Oxford

Am rather attached to mine and not shy at putting him forwards. In

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

a little shy but why not

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

I’ve got some pics on my profile feel free to judge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10

Surely warty ones get 11/10. Ribbed for her pleasure "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got some pics on my profile feel free to judge "

Me too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"I'll test the water being as i've only recently rejoined....

Would be good to know if i have an attractive or appealing piece of equipment.

i've got a pic on my public profile if thats where people go to see it....."

A solid 9/10

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By *imbob85Man  over a year ago

inverness

Feel free to rate

Me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shall come back to this after wine

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"In, but only if requested."

Yes please...

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By *urious130Man  over a year ago

Bolton


"In, but only if requested.

Yes please... "

Oh yes please...."quid pro quo" as they say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I shall come back to this after wine"

White Red or rose?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I shall come back to this after wine"

Tab bookmarked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seems like a Friday activity to be part in. In for a rating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I shall come back to this after wine

White Red or rose?"

Alcoholic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

The standards are incredibly high. I've had to fab a lot of cock, as I've passed my eyes in scientific analysis over them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I shall come back to this after wine

White Red or rose?

Alcoholic "

Lol fair

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man  over a year ago

Salisbury


"I shall come back to this after wine

White Red or rose?

Alcoholic "

The best type…

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"I shall come back to this after wine

White Red or rose?

Alcoholic "

Saw this really cool bottle of wine that had a French bulldog on it, very nearly bought it till I saw “Non Alcoholic”

Hell’s the point in that?

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By *uggyBear1Man  over a year ago

Bristol

May I also play

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Let's play a game!"

So, wait. What am I supposed to do? Get my cock out in my public gallery? Or wait for one of the women I’ve slept with to see the thread and offer an opinion from memory?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play a game!

So, wait. What am I supposed to do? Get my cock out in my public gallery? Or wait for one of the women I’ve slept with to see the thread and offer an opinion from memory?"

Whip it out

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Let's play a game!

So, wait. What am I supposed to do? Get my cock out in my public gallery? Or wait for one of the women I’ve slept with to see the thread and offer an opinion from memory?"

One of the many women am I right you ol' dog you!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Whip it out "

Okay, done. Hope you’re pleased with yourself.

(It’s not going in my profile pic though. That’s a step too far.)

.


"One of the many women am I right you ol' dog you! "

I don’t need to blow my own horn when I have you to do it for me, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whip it out

Okay, done. Hope you’re pleased with yourself.

(It’s not going in my profile pic though. That’s a step too far.)

.

One of the many women am I right you ol' dog you!

I don’t need to blow my own horn when I have you to do it for me, eh?"

That easier than expected.

Good penis btw.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Good penis btw."

You already knew that, but thanks. I grew it myself.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Whip it out

Okay, done. Hope you’re pleased with yourself.

(It’s not going in my profile pic though. That’s a step too far.)

.

One of the many women am I right you ol' dog you!

I don’t need to blow my own horn when I have you to do it for me, eh?"

I actually am all about bro code and you're not one of those ass men you know. I'm an ass man. But you know.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me."

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Oh I remember when these used to happen. But they sort of got a bit too much

I'm in though"

He has a pretty penis

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs."

He does have good thighs. I’m straight and even I can see that.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

He does have good thighs. I’m straight and even I can see that."

Marry them then!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Marry them then!"

I’m out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Not out of the thread. I’m still in for that. Which means my dick is still out.

In out in out. This is getting a bit hokey.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Marry them then!

I’m out."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry them then!

I’m out.

"

Jesus Christ man, nearly had my eye out.

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple  over a year ago

torbay

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is ok to comment with, not bad for a (insert age of said man here) man?

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs."

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I remember when these used to happen. But they sort of got a bit too much

I'm in though"

Nice penis.

And great photo.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Marry them then!

I’m out.

"

Please put that picture as your avatar.

It’s fantastic.

I’ve liked it just so you know that I’m impressed.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is ok to comment with, not bad for a (insert age of said man here) man?

"

Brucey did say ‘in your own words’ so … yes?

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By *rSexyMeMan  over a year ago

Burnley

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not out of the thread. I’m still in for that. Which means my dick is still out.

In out in out. This is getting a bit hokey."

Hmm.. 10/10.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*"

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again! "

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted "

He's a Scouser. He loses points for that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is ok to comment with, not bad for a (insert age of said man here) man?

Brucey did say ‘in your own words’ so … yes?"

I couldn't be that mean to someone

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

He's a Scouser. He loses points for that. "

I like it though

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted "

It's not what you wanted to say though was it...

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

It's not what you wanted to say though was it..."

It was but I didn't want to be writing a novel on the thread

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Hmm.. 10/10. "

You’re biased. You’re still feeling the afterglow.

.

(I admit, so am I.)

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man  over a year ago

Salisbury

Pics available on request

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

It's not what you wanted to say though was it...

It was but I didn't want to be writing a novel on the thread"

Tbh I just feel for the guy. You reviewing him on a thread titled dick rating thread. He's not that bad em!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Marry them then!

I’m out.

Please put that picture as your avatar.

It’s fantastic.

I’ve liked it just so you know that I’m impressed."

Done. For now.

I'm. Usually not a fan of the dick profile pic but I shall honour the request briefly

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

He's a Scouser. He loses points for that. "

you said I wasn't too bad!

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By *azrich87Man  over a year ago

kings lynn

I’m in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Marry them then!

I’m out.

Please put that picture as your avatar.

It’s fantastic.

I’ve liked it just so you know that I’m impressed.

Done. For now.

I'm. Usually not a fan of the dick profile pic but I shall honour the request briefly "

Own it dude!

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By *azrich87Man  over a year ago

kings lynn


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

He's a Scouser. He loses points for that.

you said I wasn't too bad! "

10/10

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Holy shit-balls!!! There are some quality cocks on here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve learned one thing here. Making cock pics public sends your profile views skyrocketing.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Quite the saveloy you’ve got there Brucey. "

You're packing a fair bit yourself, Fiddles.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Oh I remember when these used to happen. But they sort of got a bit too much

I'm in though"

Blimey!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh I remember when these used to happen. But they sort of got a bit too much

I'm in though"

12/10 ... Holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS "

Some made me a bit moist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s an awful lot of dicks in here

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By *azrich87Man  over a year ago

kings lynn


"I’m in "

9/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

Some made me a bit moist "

I'm laughing way too much at that

I might have fabbed a cock pic

I just wanted to sit......

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

Some made me a bit moist

I'm laughing way too much at that

I might have fabbed a cock pic

I just wanted to sit......"

Same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s an awful lot of dicks in here "

Personally I like the black and white ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

Some made me a bit moist

I'm laughing way too much at that

I might have fabbed a cock pic

I just wanted to sit......

Same "

You can have it after me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s an awful lot of dicks in here "

Is that personality wise or appendage wise lol

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS "

You love my threads!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"There’s an awful lot of dicks in here "

And they keep fabbing pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

You love my threads!"

You used the L word. FFS Bruce.

I have boundaries you know.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I now want sex after seeing this thread.

FFS

You love my threads!

You used the L word. FFS Bruce.

I have boundaries you know.

"

Boy don't I!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Noticed no one has started a pussy rating thread.

Did a forum search.

1 result

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By *incloudukMan  over a year ago

Medway


"Noticed no one has started a pussy rating thread.

Did a forum search.

1 result

"

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By *ll4givingMan  over a year ago

WsM

Just adding my member to the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s an awful lot of dicks in here

And they keep fabbing pics? "

Not me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Just adding my member to the party "

A solid 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s an awful lot of dicks in here

Is that personality wise or appendage wise lol"

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I don’t think I need confirmation but feel free "

Is that a light sabre in your pants or are your just pleased to see me?? 10/10

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Late to the party, but I've made a couple of pics public

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Between you and that Nero, people will start believing the lies that I have women up and down the country just lying around in lingerie waiting for me.

Nah that's Kais game. You have to work for it a little, but then you score with that charm. He just uses monotone chat and thighs.

I've not had monotone chat from him at all Brucey,he also has a lovely eyes,thighs and an aesthetically pleasing penis *shrug*

Couldn't even go a sentence without mentioning his thighs again!

Ok remove thighs and insert voice insted

He's a Scouser. He loses points for that. "

Harsh lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Late to the party, but I've made a couple of pics public "

10/10

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

Still in for this don’t think anyone visited

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By *aughtyGent86Man  over a year ago

Stockport

I’m in if anyone wants to rate.

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By *ydrewMan  over a year ago

forest

Go on rate me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in too.. rate me in pm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in too.. rate me in pm "

5/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on rate me"

10/10 as it’s invisible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone wants to rate."

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still in for this don’t think anyone visited "

8/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Late to the party, but I've made a couple of pics public "

10/10 for invisibility

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By *t0600Man  over a year ago

elvedon

In if anyone would rate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in "

Another 10/10 for invisibility!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just adding my member to the party "

8/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in "

7/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marry them then!

I’m out.

Please put that picture as your avatar.

It’s fantastic.

I’ve liked it just so you know that I’m impressed.

Done. For now.

I'm. Usually not a fan of the dick profile pic but I shall honour the request briefly "

10/10 and on my to do list

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By *igkidexyMan  over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton


"Still in for this don’t think anyone visited

8/10 "

I’ll take that! Thank you!

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By *ree2goodhomeMan  over a year ago

nottingham

I'm in...don't expect any response but what the hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then I have mine up

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just bookmarking the peni for later.

I do love cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in...don't expect any response but what the hell "

7/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on then I have mine up "

7/10

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Just bookmarking the peni for later.

I do love cock "

Do you?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dam I forgot about this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bookmarking the peni for later.

I do love cock

Do you?! "

10/10

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"How in a year on and off from this place have I never seen a COMMUNAL wholesome dick rating thread?!

Who dares?!

Dick owners, say you're in if you are up for having that sexy sausage rated. I'm in obviously I don't give a fuck!

Appreciators of said appendage, rate the peni in your own words!

Let's play a game!"

Dick Francis.. Was a good author.. 7/10

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I am not a number!

LvM

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By *poolfunswingcplCouple  over a year ago

liverpool

I’ll get mine out for scoring

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just bookmarking the peni for later.

I do love cock

Do you?! "

When can I suck yours?

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"How in a year on and off from this place have I never seen a COMMUNAL wholesome dick rating thread?!

Who dares?!

Dick owners, say you're in if you are up for having that sexy sausage rated. I'm in obviously I don't give a fuck!

Appreciators of said appendage, rate the peni in your own words!

Let's play a game!"

I would love to play, but your thread will end with me again. Sorry about that.

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By *utlongjohnMan  over a year ago

close

Rate away

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am not a number!

LvM"

A free man?

10/10

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

Why not, Haven't joined a willy waving thread in years

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By *ruceyy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Just bookmarking the peni for later.

I do love cock

Do you?!

When can I suck yours? "

You need to arrange it with boo!

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By *ohnboy64Man  over a year ago

Blackpool

Dick pics available for rating. Please be kind.

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man  over a year ago

Salisbury

Profile pic changed for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've made some public. I'm sure you'll all agree I have the prettiest willy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in, would love some honest opinions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've made some public. I'm sure you'll all agree I have the prettiest willy "

Prefer veinier

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Late to the party, but I've made a couple of pics public

10/10 for invisibility "

Back up and visible for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll play. I’ll make a video and picture public. "

Hello? Hi? It’s me and my magic pickle

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"All penis 10/10 unless it's got warts then 9/10"

This is the kind of positivity the world needs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel free to. Mine's all about the angles lol.

Even after taking the shots I'm like "damn... That ain't that bad from that side."

I'll unlock the hidden ones for today.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Dam I forgot about this"

I forgot about this too. I haven’t put my pics back away again yet.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley

Ok I’m in there’s one on my profile

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas

This is still going? I put mine away last night!

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By *hunkymunkyMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Am in rate away let me know what think

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By *immycox92Man  over a year ago

Greenwich

Happy to be rated

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By *reeneggsandsamMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mines magnificent.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"This is still going? I put mine away last night! "

Who in ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is still going? I put mine away last night! "

It's ok I printed it off

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By *t0600Man  over a year ago

elvedon

Give us a rating

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

A bit too much self adoration in this thread

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