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women who say , 'they have seen a dick so know what they are like and dont want a photo of yours'
then their profile has only photos of a bum , pretty much like all the ones we have all seen before , lol
(ps: I still like seeing them though,lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages women will accept - well crafted, funny but cheeky. Respectfully sexy. And clear up to date pics attached
Messages women send - “hi”
Women guys will accept - big boobs big ass but small waist, nothing wobbly and full makeup, hair done and expensive lingerie
The guy she gets - lynx Africa, questionable dental hygiene and hasn’t clipped his finger nails in 3 weeks |
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Not so much funny as Duhhhhhhh but people often bemoan those without a public avatar... whilst expecting others to accept that the huge tits or squeezed bell end as their avatar shows who they are...
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"Not so much funny as Duhhhhhhh but people often bemoan those without a public avatar... whilst expecting others to accept that the huge tits or squeezed bell end as their avatar shows who they are...
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Nuh-uh, I'm totally showing off my maid outfit in our profile pic  |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
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"Not so much funny as Duhhhhhhh but people often bemoan those without a public avatar... whilst expecting others to accept that the huge tits or squeezed bell end as their avatar shows who they are...
Nuh-uh, I'm totally showing off my maid outfit in our profile pic "
Nice maids  |
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By *igchiefMan
over a year ago
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Couples profiles that spell it out very clearly they are a couple, so must be addressed as such in replies, only meet as a couple, always, no exception, so don't ask to meet alone, especially the missus.
Ok, all fair enough. Their choice.
But then either a PS at the bottom or the Current Status will say: "Male free for solo meets"
Hmmmm....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be 6ft tall, gym fit, we'll hung 8 inches+, lot's of stamina, repeat cummer.
If you don't meet the above do not message us or you will be blocked.
We know what we want.
It's our preference.
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"People posting that they are leaving the site well fuck off already
Status updates 6 hours ago like “won’t be back. Too many fakes. This site is shit.”
Last login: 10 minutes ago"
Many lolz, seen this so many times!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a thread months back about "Mounting a towbar". Comedy gold.
Was once told i could suck the chrome of a towbar x "
Were you in Halfords at the time? |
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"Sydney University or any disclaimer regarding photos  "
It’s made worse by the fact that fab specifically ask you NOT to post this crap on your profile. It takes up space and means nothing at all. Yet people are like sheep and copy it of others. |
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Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"
What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?
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"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"
What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?
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This made me laugh |
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"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"
What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?
This made me laugh "
It's my current favourite descriptor..... |
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"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"
What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?
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