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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat

To Paphos area.

You pay for flights only.

Pls check out my meets and Bio

Between 26/11 and 5/12

7 to 10 nights.

Close to Paphos

You'll have your own ensuite room-apartment.

This is already booked and fully paid by me.

been let down by a friend.

******The Deal is********

Chat to me 1st if your a

F

Ff

Tv-Ts

Mf

M maybe.

You need to be

free 25.11 to 5.12 and fancy lt for 7 to 10days.

The Only real rule is.

You need to be like me.

Horny

Fun

Happy

Cheerful

Polite

Friendly.

And Love Life and people.

Plus must Have or be happy to send.

Face

Body

Private parts pics.

My own *seperate* flights and accommodation are already booked and paid for by me.

Ask some questions?

BigT xx

Nice small rocket.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nearly free... send private part pics...

I'm in!

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck OP though.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I would read your profile but it hurts my eyes. Good luck on your search though OP

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands

All that's missing is the severed horse head in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All that's missing is the severed horse head in my bed "

Take it as hand luggage.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"All that's missing is the severed horse head in my bed

Take it as hand luggage. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nearly free... send private part pics...

I'm in!"

lol

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By *am80CoolWoman  over a year ago

Town

So this is a free holiday with you and your wife? All I have to pay for is flights and give you sex? Gotta be another catch surely?

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Im liking this idea… im offering a free holiday in the back of my Ford Ka to a nice lady with tits like space hoppers and a blowjob addiction ( untreatable) to join me in the car for 20 mins later this afternoon … bring wipes and a can-do attitude!! Inbox me for further info!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would read your profile but it hurts my eyes. Good luck on your search though OP "

And I thought ours was a bit long. Nope, it's there to stay.

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"To Paphos area.

You pay for flights only.

Pls check out my meets and Bio

Between 26/11 and 5/12

7 to 10 nights.

Close to Paphos

You'll have your own ensuite room-apartment.

This is already booked and fully paid by me.

been let down by a friend.

******The Deal is********

Chat to me 1st if your a

F

Ff

Tv-Ts

Mf

M maybe.

You need to be

free 25.11 to 5.12 and fancy lt for 7 to 10days.

The Only real rule is.

You need to be like me.

Horny

Fun

Happy

Cheerful

Polite

Friendly.

And Love Life and people.

Plus must Have or be happy to send.

Face

Body

Private parts pics.

My own *seperate* flights and accommodation are already booked and paid for by me.

Ask some questions?

BigT xx

Nice small rocket.

"

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Posters / commenters posted this in chat group to.

Answered lots of questions there pls find it

You will 100% know more then

Ps. No more replies here.

+

On ever post you always get 1 or 2 knob comments if this applies to you.

HAVE A HAPPY LIFE PLS LOL.

Thanx all T.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This sounds like very significant strings attached. If it's all the same, I'd rather pay for my own holiday ten times over than go for something like this.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I would read your profile but it hurts my eyes. Good luck on your search though OP

And I thought ours was a bit long. Nope, it's there to stay. "

Yours is well written though

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

this g could be the makings of a good horror movie

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat

Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I think you're getting some weird replies OP as it's a pretty weird request.

Would you accept a "free" holiday from a stranger on the internet?

Are there literally no friends or family in your non-Fab world who you could invite?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT "

Can you check in online.....

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT

Can you check in online....."

You going, CG? Have you sent the required dick pic?

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By *aissez-faireMan  over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Wow!

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

BigT "

That’s not free if you’re asking for something…….. just saying.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT

Can you check in online.....

You going, CG? Have you sent the required dick pic?

"

Anything nearly free I'm down, im bout to send the most glorious dick pic fab has ever seen

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

That's not free then is it? It's a transaction, where presumably, I'd have to wank you off each day as well

LvM

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By *unnybunsWoman  over a year ago

Between here and over there


"I think you're getting some weird replies OP as it's a pretty weird request.

Would you accept a "free" holiday from a stranger on the internet?

Are there literally no friends or family in your non-Fab world who you could invite?"

Weird profile ! Howled laughing at : if this happens Blocked- no pics - blocked blah blah.

What a strange one ! It’s the makings of a new Netflix horror!

Strange strange strange !

Actually given me the heebiejeebies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not falling for this again, the first two times were bad enough.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That's not free then is it? It's a transaction, where presumably, I'd have to wank you off each day as well

LvM"

Yeah. If I'd have to "fancy it" while I'm there, I'm essentially paying for a holiday with sex.

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By *ntense40Man  over a year ago

Rotherhithe

To be honest, it almost sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT "

Wow Indeed! Good luck with this mate it smacks of Bundy vibes with you being entitled and others needing to comply.

I'll not so politely decline robocock !

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By *unnybunsWoman  over a year ago

Between here and over there


"Wow!

Some of you failed to get my points.

Maybe I did write it poorly.

Hands up!

But you as with all on fab you are very entitled to your opinions 100%.

If im giving something away FREE which I am.

Then I entitled to ask for anything I wish tbh and anyone is entitled to decline.

So if Anyone does not wish to comply that's fine tbh.

The More singles or couples are happy to reveal the more trust it gives me the will be honest and take care as this is booked in my name with my card, as to many hind and show nothing impo.

Plus there are lots of hackers/pic hunter/druggies/weirdos on FAB.

Thanx but NO thanx I'd rather loose my money.

So again

ITS FREE

ACCOMMODATION ONLY.

COMPLY OR STAY IN COLD ENGLAND THATS FINE.

Again

The accommodation is about 2miles from my house.

Which Is FYI a 2 bedroom house.

And I'm staying there on my own no wife/girlfriend/fabber.

YES all omo.

Ps.

As of 5 mins ago.

7 replies of interest so far

3 now not interested.

2. I meet for a DRINK ONLY this week locally.

2 are now still considering,so not all are so suspicious and accusing as many of you are.

Enjoy weekend all

BigT

Wow Indeed! Good luck with this mate it smacks of Bundy vibes with you being entitled and others needing to comply.

I'll not so politely decline robocock ! "

No no you forget we are the ones with the problem he’s completely normal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might have been up for this, but sadly with the criteria being someone who’s Horny, Fun, Happy, Cheerful, Polite, Friendly and Loves Life and people, I can only muster 1 (or maybe 2 at a push?) out of those, so I fall short of requirements

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Loves life and people but has no real life friends to invite...

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"I might have been up for this, but sadly with the criteria being someone who’s Horny, Fun, Happy, Cheerful, Polite, Friendly and Loves Life and people, I can only muster 1 (or maybe 2 at a push?) out of those, so I fall short of requirements

"

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Don't worry be happy

T

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"Loves life and people but has no real life friends to invite..."

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Think about it

Most peoples personal friends are not swingers

And they do not know you-we are either.

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By *astandFeistyCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

I scrolled to the end of rhetoric profile because that's always the best part.

Let's face it, you don't have a solicitor chasing people who steal pics (not that there's anything worth stealing)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

What exactly are you expecting in return OP?

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By *panksspankedMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it ok if I stay at home in Scotland instead of England? It's quite nice here today

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"I scrolled to the end of rhetoric profile because that's always the best part.

Let's face it, you don't have a solicitor chasing people who steal pics (not that there's anything worth stealing) "

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Some chatters are such Arse...s and up them self's LOL.

Ps.

No picture post cards yourselves.

Take a look in mirror pls.

Careful now no cracks

Be safe be happy be nice for a change

Love Life

T

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"Is it ok if I stay at home in Scotland instead of England? It's quite nice here today "

Enjoy the snow

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"What exactly are you expecting in return OP?"

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Gone now to a nice couple.

BUT 100%. NOTHING.

it was just me being nice and not wishing to waste money tbh

I know that is rare and there Appears to be 400 sarcastic horrible dicks on fab to every 1 nice like me.

LOVE LIFE LOVE ONLY THE NICE ONCES.

T

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"What exactly are you expecting in return OP?

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Gone now to a nice couple.

BUT 100%. NOTHING.

it was just me being nice and not wishing to waste money tbh

I know that is rare and there Appears to be 400 sarcastic horrible dicks on fab to every 1 nice like me.

LOVE LIFE LOVE ONLY THE NICE ONCES.

T"

What did their vag and dick look like ?

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By *ricky09Man  over a year ago

Gloucester/Cyprus

Glad you found someone after all the replies.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

You all bang on about veris he's got great veris he's offering a room that he's paid for all you have to do is get a flight, god you lot amaze me sometimes, entitled! Hey your profiles a bit long mate but good luck with the holiday hope you find someone

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Anyone else excited for the follow up to this

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By *.T.Man 52 weeks ago

Belfast

You lost me at "nice ones like me"

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By *naswingdressWoman 52 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You all bang on about veris he's got great veris he's offering a room that he's paid for all you have to do is get a flight, god you lot amaze me sometimes, entitled! Hey your profiles a bit long mate but good luck with the holiday hope you find someone "

We're entitled for saying no thanks, not for us?

Ok

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Absolutely holy fuck. Just read your bio. This really is an offer too good to be true. But not the one that means it's not.

How you have not had a massive tit scramble to snap up that room and free holiday is beyond me.

If only there was a female equivalent of you on here offering such delights...

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"Absolutely holy fuck. Just read your bio. This really is an offer too good to be true. But not the one that means it's not.

How you have not had a massive tit scramble to snap up that room and free holiday is beyond me.

If only there was a female equivalent of you on here offering such delights..."

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Thanx for reading

Trouble is

There are so many bots/scammers/weirdos/hackers/pic&vid hunters on here.

That someone being kind/honest/real/truthful is never beleaved.

It's a shame but it's a FACT sadly

T

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"You all bang on about veris he's got great veris he's offering a room that he's paid for all you have to do is get a flight, god you lot amaze me sometimes, entitled! Hey your profiles a bit long mate but good luck with the holiday hope you find someone

We're entitled for saying no thanks, not for us?

Ok "

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Thanx

Inswingerdress.

Bless you xx

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"You all bang on about veris he's got great veris he's offering a room that he's paid for all you have to do is get a flight, god you lot amaze me sometimes, entitled! Hey your profiles a bit long mate but good luck with the holiday hope you find someone "

------

FRED 333

Thanx sir

Bless you T

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By *igT-Time-4-Fun OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Leicester Le3 Apartment.SOCIAL or sex let's chat


"Glad you found someone after all the replies. "

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Thanx _ricky09

Yes some sad and horrible people sometimes in these chat rooms

Keep smiling and being polite like me

T

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By *hriscooperMan 50 weeks ago

Warrington


"Im liking this idea… im offering a free holiday in the back of my Ford Ka to a nice lady with tits like space hoppers and a blowjob addiction ( untreatable) to join me in the car for 20 mins later this afternoon … bring wipes and a can-do attitude!! Inbox me for further info!! "

This has almost made me piss myself laughing... Kudos... Haha

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By *hriscooperMan 50 weeks ago

Warrington

I can't believe what I've just been reading!

FREE holiday.... COMPLY WITH PICS AND BE HORNY..

Selling your soul to the devil is NOT free, however you sugar coat it.

I might just come over with a shovel to help the police dig for the bodies of the "lucky ones" when they never return home.

Fucking comply?! Really?

What was that saying on a film? Comply or die?

I'm actually speechless..

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 50 weeks ago

Markfield

I’ve just realised that they are probs out there now! It was around 26/11 to 05/12 eeeep!

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By *hriscooperMan 50 weeks ago

Warrington


"I’ve just realised that they are probs out there now! It was around 26/11 to 05/12 eeeep! "

I better fire up the mystery machine.. Haha

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 50 weeks ago

Markfield


"I’ve just realised that they are probs out there now! It was around 26/11 to 05/12 eeeep!

I better fire up the mystery machine.. Haha"

Ruh Roh!

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By *hriscooperMan 50 weeks ago

Warrington


"I’ve just realised that they are probs out there now! It was around 26/11 to 05/12 eeeep!

I better fire up the mystery machine.. Haha

Ruh Roh! "

Why I oughta.....

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 50 weeks ago

Markfield


"I’ve just realised that they are probs out there now! It was around 26/11 to 05/12 eeeep!

I better fire up the mystery machine.. Haha

Ruh Roh!

Why I oughta..... "

Would you for a scooby snack?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 50 weeks ago

Coventry


"To Paphos area.

You pay for flights only.

Pls check out my meets and Bio

Between 26/11 and 5/12

7 to 10 nights.

Close to Paphos

You'll have your own ensuite room-apartment.

This is already booked and fully paid by me.

been let down by a friend.

******The Deal is********

Chat to me 1st if your a

F

Ff

Tv-Ts

Mf

M maybe.

You need to be

free 25.11 to 5.12 and fancy lt for 7 to 10days.

The Only real rule is.

You need to be like me.

Horny

Fun

Happy

Cheerful

Polite

Friendly.

And Love Life and people.

Plus must Have or be happy to send.

Face

Body

Private parts pics.

My own *seperate* flights and accommodation are already booked and paid for by me.

Ask some questions?

BigT xx

Nice small rocket.

"

Wow this is an amazing offer. Am i too late to apply?

I meet some of the critera being and F, well last time i checked i was an F.

I can managed face pic, its a bit wobbly but ive managed a few dodgy selfies so i hope one of those will do, they do have my arms in though cause i need to.hold phone up high enough.

As for body pics, i can probably get my bobbies in, arms aren't quite long enough to get whole body, and probably make me look a bit like an orangutan.

Oh i can probably also manage a sideways pic of my ass, but that should be ok because alledgedly its quite peachy.

I haven't been able to get 'private' parts, the labels on and as stated above orangutan arms i dont possess.

I can hoast, love a good part and my aim is very good when d*unk, mainly managed to reach the bathroom.

Must also add i can get verification for quick fuck meets! 20 mins and you'll be done.

Im a great find - messsge me .

Oh do i need a passport?

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By *illygirlWoman 50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

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By *uriouswelshy87Couple 50 weeks ago

holywell

Roll on next week for updates

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By *.T.Man 49 weeks ago

Belfast


"Roll on next week for updates "
From Crimewatch?

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Does your wife not fancy going with you?

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By *immy0169Man 49 weeks ago

london


"Does your wife not fancy going with you? "

Hey are u in cyprus?

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Green arrow suggests he's there alone

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By *immy0169Man 49 weeks ago

london


"Green arrow suggests he's there alone"

Im in cyprus

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Central

I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went

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By *naswingdressWoman 49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went "

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went"

Tenterhooks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Did she didn't she? Will he won't he?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Central


"I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went"

I can't remember the other thread title, else I could post a link.

I think a good time was had by all

It's recently been very warm and lovely in Cyprus too . It's certainly beating the UK cold

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"All that's missing is the severed horse head in my bed "

Savage trolling lol

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I look forward to the Netflix 2 parter on this one

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

So what happened? We need the details

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By *hrimper36Couple 47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"So what happened? We need the details "

If you can wait the Netflix movie is out soon.

T

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 47 weeks ago

Leeds

Will I be murdered abroad or on British soil ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went

I can't remember the other thread title, else I could post a link.

I think a good time was had by all

It's recently been very warm and lovely in Cyprus too . It's certainly beating the UK cold "

Sophie, glad you came back!

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By *nplainsight200Man 47 weeks ago

portsmotuh


"Im liking this idea… im offering a free holiday in the back of my Ford Ka to a nice lady with tits like space hoppers and a blowjob addiction ( untreatable) to join me in the car for 20 mins later this afternoon … bring wipes and a can-do attitude!! Inbox me for further info!! "

You win the internet today

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By *entleman JayMan 47 weeks ago

Wakefield

Offers of holidays to people they have never met always makes me smile.

I’ve got dear friends I’ve known since teens. Would I want to go on holiday with them. No. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Have you got nothing for Italy in late June?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 47 weeks ago

Leeds

Here we go again, send private part for a free holiday no strings

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Have you got nothing for Italy in late June? "

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"All that's missing is the severed horse head in my bed

Take it as hand luggage.

"

Well said

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By *sername already in useMan 47 weeks ago

manchester

If I was going to murder somebody, this is 100% how I’d do it.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

I'm dubious, again, ffs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Central


"I thought that the kind OP had posted about the holiday and how well it all went

I'm looking forward to hearing how it went

I can't remember the other thread title, else I could post a link.

I think a good time was had by all

It's recently been very warm and lovely in Cyprus too . It's certainly beating the UK cold

Sophie, glad you came back! "

. I've been keeping abreast of Fab but am still abroad. . Are you home?

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