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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What pet or fun name do ya use 4 body-parts... "
I know they have their knockers but tits deserve names too. What do you call yours OP? I know what I'd call em lol |
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"My penis is called 'Gigantor: The Purple Headed Kidney Prodder'
Not sure why
Is that why you're banned from every butcher's in the country?! "
Nooooo lol I am banned from butchers because of the horse thing. When they see Gigantor they think it must be from a horse, innit. |
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By *OOMBBY OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What pet or fun name do ya use 4 body-parts...
I know they have their knockers but tits deserve names too. What do you call yours OP? I know what I'd call em lol" i call them num-num |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What pet or fun name do ya use 4 body-parts...
I know they have their knockers but tits deserve names too. What do you call yours OP? I know what I'd call em lol i call them num-num"
I'll not ask cos I won't get a sensible answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How would you go on if you'd had a long standing pet name for your phallus that suddenly wasn't so desirable, such as if you'd named your hairy member after Dave Lee Travis or your stiff cigar-shaped one with blonde pubes Jimmy Saville?
Would you seek to get it changed by deed poll or would you just take the problem in hand? |
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By *OOMBBY OP Woman
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"How would you go on if you'd had a long standing pet name for your phallus that suddenly wasn't so desirable, such as if you'd named your hairy member after Dave Lee Travis or your stiff cigar-shaped one with blonde pubes Jimmy Saville?
Would you seek to get it changed by deed poll or would you just take the problem in hand?" ya really shouldnt drink.. Let barry type hes much more fun.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How would you go on if you'd had a long standing pet name for your phallus that suddenly wasn't so desirable, such as if you'd named your hairy member after Dave Lee Travis or your stiff cigar-shaped one with blonde pubes Jimmy Saville?
Would you seek to get it changed by deed poll or would you just take the problem in hand? ya really shouldnt drink.. Let barry type hes much more fun.."
Leave Barry alone, he's beginning to grow on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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J calls his Patrick pmsl haven't got a clue why, but it was one of the first things he said to me. His chat up line was "I think your really fit and me and my mate Patrick would really like to get know you"
I was only 17 I was so gullible.
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