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A quiet coffee morning.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread 
The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club 
I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)
If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club
Actually...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread
The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club
I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce. "
Mine is a cappuccino with bacon and egg butty with tomato sauce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? "
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick  "
Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? "
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn.
Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here.
I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea.
(Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)"
Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)
If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club
Actually......"
I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops
Did you look at a post from someone and your level went down? |
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"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread
The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club
I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce. "
What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother "
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast? |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
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"Damn.
Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here.
I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea.
(Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)
Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry "
BANG.
That was the sound of the door closing on my way out.
Damn coffee drinkers.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm drinking hot lemonade (don't knock it until you try it)
I'm at my desk and still feeling absolutely pants.
Looking at my photos I'm the biggest catfish today!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick
Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey "
I have a salmon a cream cheese bagel with home brewed filter coffee... I just realised how middle class that sounds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast? "
That is breakfast   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?
That is breakfast "
 good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick
Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey
I have a salmon a cream cheese bagel with home brewed filter coffee... I just realised how middle class that sounds "
Just embrace it it adds to the illure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?
2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first
Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning "
It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?
That is breakfast
good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough "
Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink |
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What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?
2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first
Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning
It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here "
Don't tempt me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something the best things come out of situations that are chilled and come with no pressure or expectations.
Sounds perfect right now. Two coffees please"
Coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?
That is breakfast
good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough
Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink "
I would never put you in a compromising position |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?
2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first
Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning
It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here
Don't tempt me "
Temptation is literally in our name |
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.
1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes "
This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!
(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.
1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes
This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!
(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it) "
That wasn't an invitation to stay, take your coffee and go before the horn level rises, Jesus the bloody liberty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum!
You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue
The last time I was around coffee in to the forum, I got in to trouble though. "
You'll be fine you're with me what could go wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?
Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?
I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother
*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?
That is breakfast
good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough
Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink
I would never put you in a compromising position "
Well that’s a shame |
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.
1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes
This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!
(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it)
That wasn't an invitation to stay, take your coffee and go before the horn level rises, Jesus the bloody liberty "
It’s only just been done. The service here is terrible. I’m off - bye! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)
If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club
Actually......
I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops
Did you look at a post from someone and your level went down? "
There's one or two who instantly have that effect with their desperation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee… 
Wait, what?! Off the hotlist for that obscenity
Currently enjoying a lovely mocha.
Mrs
It’s fine.
Just don’t breath on me between thrusts!"
I do offer chewing gum or mints before departure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had my coffee just now, finished my third MSTeams meeting of the morning so horn level at -12. Looking to stop in a bit for some lunch, maybe a pork pie, also some great sausages which will go in a granary bread sarnie with ketchup. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had my coffee just now, finished my third MSTeams meeting of the morning so horn level at -12. Looking to stop in a bit for some lunch, maybe a pork pie, also some great sausages which will go in a granary bread sarnie with ketchup."
Just in time for the brekkie! Finish serving at 1200 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do love your hair though.
I bet it smells like bristows."
As in Eric Bristow (I assume that is the smell of cigarettes, beer and a thousand darts fans crowded in to a small space!) |
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