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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex

Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…

Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.

I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.

Tonight we are sponsored by Ghoulgle. Do you have a question you need answered? Hotel recommendations? What to wear to your next date? Who will win the F1? Does my crush fancy me?

I will ask my spirits & we shall see what we come up with.

Help yourself to the free bar & let’s have fun

Misty x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hi Misty darling

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Hello x

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Hello beautiful

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

*looks around*

What a beautiful room full of beautiful people.

I don’t belong here.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hi Misty darling"

Good evening Posh.

And congratulations on getting in first. The choice of seats is yours

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"*looks around*

What a beautiful room full of beautiful people.

I don’t belong here."

*pats sofa next to me

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hello x"

Good evening LittleK

Bloody marvellous to see you. I hope you’ve had a good day.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Misty and gorgeous visitors to the Manor.

Jx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hello beautiful "

Well ding dong and hello gorgeous

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening, one and all. Today has been fucking weird. I found out I'm getting a pay rise (good, but still doesn't address historic issues). I had to go for an endoscopy later on and basically surgery I had in 2014 has completely failed and I've got all the "itis" again. Endoscopies are never much fun either

My question is, "why me?!”

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hi Misty darling

Good evening Posh.

And congratulations on getting in first. The choice of seats is yours "

Why thank you, Misty

I really need somewhere to rest my head, lovely. Any ideas?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"*looks around*

What a beautiful room full of beautiful people.

I don’t belong here."

Quite right. Off to the dungeon

I joke. Evening lovely Rosie. You know you’re always welcome in my Manor x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hi Misty and gorgeous visitors to the Manor.

Jx"

m

Julie!!!!

Bloody great to see you. Welcome welcome xx

Big hugs x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello x

Good evening LittleK

Bloody marvellous to see you. I hope you’ve had a good day.

"

Ah thank you! Yes it's not been too bad thanks, survived the day and we're one step closer to the weekend and getting to London vxx

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Hello. Sorry if I made you jump, I didn't expect the door to creak so loudly.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening, one and all. Today has been fucking weird. I found out I'm getting a pay rise (good, but still doesn't address historic issues). I had to go for an endoscopy later on and basically surgery I had in 2014 has completely failed and I've got all the "itis" again. Endoscopies are never much fun either

My question is, "why me?!” "

Evening KC

I do wonder why you!!! It’s certainly not bloody fair. You deserve much better x

Gentle soothing hugs x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hi Misty darling

Good evening Posh.

And congratulations on getting in first. The choice of seats is yours

Why thank you, Misty

I really need somewhere to rest my head, lovely. Any ideas?"

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow …

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hello. Sorry if I made you jump, I didn't expect the door to creak so loudly. "

Evening my dear

Oh don’t worry. I’m certainly used to it. The things that go bump in the night here. Occupational hazard I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hi Misty darling

Good evening Posh.

And congratulations on getting in first. The choice of seats is yours

Why thank you, Misty

I really need somewhere to rest my head, lovely. Any ideas?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow … "

It's like you read my mind

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening everyone "

Evening Blu

How are things over there?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hi Misty darling

Good evening Posh.

And congratulations on getting in first. The choice of seats is yours

Why thank you, Misty

I really need somewhere to rest my head, lovely. Any ideas?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow …

It's like you read my mind "

Mystic Misty at your service

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one."

Oh I bloody love a negroni

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening all!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one."

I'll never say no lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening all!"

Hello lovely x

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one."

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh I bloody love a negroni "

Of course you do. You’re me but female.

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By *tacy.TWoman  over a year ago

luton

Evening all! Hope you're all well

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all!"

Good evening CrimsonRose

Have you had a good day?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening all!

Hello lovely x"

Well hello

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire "

There’s blankets in the basket xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening all!

Good evening CrimsonRose

Have you had a good day? "

It’s not my best week. But it’s over half way done! How are you Mrs M?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Oh I bloody love a negroni

Of course you do. You’re me but female. "

This is true. Don’t forget the orange peel!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all! Hope you're all well "

Good evening Stacey

We’re well and safe in The Manor. Hopefully you are well too?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all!

Good evening CrimsonRose

Have you had a good day?

It’s not my best week. But it’s over half way done! How are you Mrs M?"

I think I’ll just say “snap” to that…. Come on weekend…

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hello. Sorry if I made you jump, I didn't expect the door to creak so loudly.

Evening my dear

Oh don’t worry. I’m certainly used to it. The things that go bump in the night here. Occupational hazard I’m afraid."

So today is Bump Day, not Hump Day?

Er...why has the door to the basement been boarded up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

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By *tacy.TWoman  over a year ago

luton


"Evening all! Hope you're all well

Good evening Stacey

We’re well and safe in The Manor. Hopefully you are well too?"

I'm great thank you!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hello. Sorry if I made you jump, I didn't expect the door to creak so loudly.

Evening my dear

Oh don’t worry. I’m certainly used to it. The things that go bump in the night here. Occupational hazard I’m afraid.

So today is Bump Day, not Hump Day?

Er...why has the door to the basement been boarded up?"

It’s only temporary. Hence the party in the attic tonight.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people"

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance. "

Yes Misty!

What you saying? How’re you my love?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance.

Yes Misty!

What you saying? How’re you my love?"

I’m the hostess with the mostess. Enjoying my tea and the company.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening all!

Hello lovely x

Well hello "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance.

Yes Misty!

What you saying? How’re you my love?

I’m the hostess with the mostess. Enjoying my tea and the company."

How do you take your tea?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Can we have a sultry chanteuse in the attic this evening? I crave melody.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex

Ladies & Gentlemen

Don’t be alarmed as the candles flicker & the room becomes a shade cooler…. The spirits are congregating and are with us this evening.

Benevolent & kind. Enjoy the presence… presences??

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Evening Misty and gorgeous people.

And how is our hostess in the Manor projecting herself this evening.

An Essex Elvira or a sultry Fenella Fielding from carry on screaming?

Should I take a seat near the door or the chez longue by the mistress to hold her chianti.?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance.

Yes Misty!

What you saying? How’re you my love?

I’m the hostess with the mostess. Enjoying my tea and the company.

How do you take your tea? "

I’m on Assam this evening. Strong. Splash of milk & half a sugar… please

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Can we have a sultry chanteuse in the attic this evening? I crave melody."

I’ll see if I can muster up Edith Piaf….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies & Gentlemen

Don’t be alarmed as the candles flicker & the room becomes a shade cooler…. The spirits are congregating and are with us this evening.

Benevolent & kind. Enjoy the presence… presences??"

Fuck that

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By *ohntall123Man  over a year ago

Biggleswade


"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…

Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.

I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.

Tonight we are sponsored by Ghoulgle. Do you have a question you need answered? Hotel recommendations? What to wear to your next date? Who will win the F1? Does my crush fancy me?

I will ask my spirits & we shall see what we come up with.

Help yourself to the free bar & let’s have fun

Misty x

"

Evening OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Good evening Steve

What a magnificent entrance.

Yes Misty!

What you saying? How’re you my love?

I’m the hostess with the mostess. Enjoying my tea and the company.

How do you take your tea?

I’m on Assam this evening. Strong. Splash of milk & half a sugar… please"

Wait… the Please makes me think that you think that I’m offering?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and gorgeous people.

And how is our hostess in the Manor projecting herself this evening.

An Essex Elvira or a sultry Fenella Fielding from carry on screaming?

Should I take a seat near the door or the chez longue by the mistress to hold her chianti.?"

Good evening

I do love Elvira.

Ooh you may certainly hold my chianti. Such a gentleman

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Ladies & Gentlemen

Don’t be alarmed as the candles flicker & the room becomes a shade cooler…. The spirits are congregating and are with us this evening.

Benevolent & kind. Enjoy the presence… presences??

Fuck that "

Don’t be scared. I’ll hold your hand xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…

Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space.

I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk.

Tonight we are sponsored by Ghoulgle. Do you have a question you need answered? Hotel recommendations? What to wear to your next date? Who will win the F1? Does my crush fancy me?

I will ask my spirits & we shall see what we come up with.

Help yourself to the free bar & let’s have fun

Misty x

Evening OP"

Good evening

And the warmest of welcomes. Take a seat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cracks open the door and peers in to see what's going bump in the night. My curiosity brought me in, my dark side whispered "stayyyyyyy".

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

There’s blankets in the basket xx"

You think of everything

Anyone good at ghost stories?

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

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By *hortishblondeWoman  over a year ago

Essex

I'm saying hello

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

Good evening all

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

There’s blankets in the basket xx

You think of everything

Anyone good at ghost stories? "

I've got a couple of anthologies of weird stories by women that I could read from.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Cracks open the door and peers in to see what's going bump in the night. My curiosity brought me in, my dark side whispered "stayyyyyyy"."

Evening….

Come in, come in…. Dark sides are very welcome here

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

There’s blankets in the basket xx

You think of everything

Anyone good at ghost stories? "

Or you could - talk to the ghosts…..

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Evening Misty and gorgeous people.

And how is our hostess in the Manor projecting herself this evening.

An Essex Elvira or a sultry Fenella Fielding from carry on screaming?

Should I take a seat near the door or the chez longue by the mistress to hold her chianti.?

Good evening

I do love Elvira.

Ooh you may certainly hold my chianti. Such a gentleman "

I'll be your butler for the evening my lady.

Every lady should have a gentleman butler.

And I try my lady. One does ones best.

I'll just go and get some entrees and refresh people's glasses. I think the last person to enter left the front door open. It is getting rather chilly. Even the spirits are moaning. I heard them in the master bedroom a moment ago...

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?"

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I'm saying hello "

Well good evening.

Come on in & get comfy. There’s plenty to drink. Loads of blankets, cushions…

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening all"

Foxy…..

Gentleman

Wah wha whaaaa

Sorry was just trying something…

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and gorgeous people.

And how is our hostess in the Manor projecting herself this evening.

An Essex Elvira or a sultry Fenella Fielding from carry on screaming?

Should I take a seat near the door or the chez longue by the mistress to hold her chianti.?

Good evening

I do love Elvira.

Ooh you may certainly hold my chianti. Such a gentleman

I'll be your butler for the evening my lady.

Every lady should have a gentleman butler.

And I try my lady. One does ones best.

I'll just go and get some entrees and refresh people's glasses. I think the last person to enter left the front door open. It is getting rather chilly. Even the spirits are moaning. I heard them in the master bedroom a moment ago..."

Well. I say. I could get used to this rather quickly

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening all! Just poking my head in.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hortishblondeWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I'm saying hello

Well good evening.

Come on in & get comfy. There’s plenty to drink. Loads of blankets,

cushions…"

Why thank you

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

There’s blankets in the basket xx

You think of everything

Anyone good at ghost stories?

Or you could - talk to the ghosts….. "

Funnily enough I just had a ghost in my inbox and got me a bit moist I'm not going to lie

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By *edrodl1Man  over a year ago

Darlington

Hello everyone

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all! Just poking my head in.

Mrs TMN x"

Can the rest of you follow please? Pretty please

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I'm saying hello

Well good evening.

Come on in & get comfy. There’s plenty to drink. Loads of blankets,

cushions…

Why thank you "

Any time. My home is yours for the night x

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By *tacy.TWoman  over a year ago

luton


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one."

I'll take one thanks not had one before and where are the blankets?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

Beautiful - I'll take mine and curl up infront of the fire

There’s blankets in the basket xx

You think of everything

Anyone good at ghost stories?

Or you could - talk to the ghosts…..

Funnily enough I just had a ghost in my inbox and got me a bit moist I'm not going to lie "

Oh!!!! Lucky you.

Did they impart any wisdom from beyond the grave?

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…"

Oh. Will your pipes be making an appearance tonight?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Hello everyone "

Good evening x

Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable & enjoy the Nocturnal x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

I'll take one thanks not had one before and where are the blankets? "

The blankets are in the basket by the fireplace. If _ede has pinched them all then I’ll send a ghoul to fetch more…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people"

Buenas noches, cariño

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…

Oh. Will your pipes be making an appearance tonight?"

Well - they generally do…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooooh there's some good looking ghouls moaning the halls in here tonight.

Did anyone else gear the chains rattling or did I drop my cuffs

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I've just opened a bottle of Yellowtail Jammy Red Roo.

I think you'll find it complements My Ladies personality perfectly.

Rather Fruity and leaves a lasting sweet impression.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all! Just poking my head in.

Mrs TMN x

Can the rest of you follow please? Pretty please "

Can I start with my tip instead

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Evening

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Oooooooh there's some good looking ghouls moaning the halls in here tonight.

Did anyone else gear the chains rattling or did I drop my cuffs "

You’ll have to return next week when I open up the dungeon again….

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I've just opened a bottle of Yellowtail Jammy Red Roo.

I think you'll find it complements My Ladies personality perfectly.

Rather Fruity and leaves a lasting sweet impression."

.

Ohhh. A sexy sommalier

(I do like that one)

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…

Oh. Will your pipes be making an appearance tonight?

Well - they generally do…"

I shall look forward to that.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening "

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooooh there's some good looking ghouls moaning the halls in here tonight.

Did anyone else gear the chains rattling or did I drop my cuffs

You’ll have to return next week when I open up the dungeon again…."

Return??? I've pitched a tent in the corner....

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…

Oh. Will your pipes be making an appearance tonight?

Well - they generally do…

I shall look forward to that."

Probably at midnight

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Oooooooh there's some good looking ghouls moaning the halls in here tonight.

Did anyone else gear the chains rattling or did I drop my cuffs

You’ll have to return next week when I open up the dungeon again….

Return??? I've pitched a tent in the corner...."

I can see that

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening all

Foxy…..

Gentleman

Wah wha whaaaa

Sorry was just trying something… "

Worked for me. Love the new avatar. Most wicked lady like!

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?"

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I've said hello to everyone, but there's apparently a Mr. Pipes around here somewhere?

Erm…. No you’ve misheard. That’s erm Misty’s pipes…

Yes that’s it…

Oh. Will your pipes be making an appearance tonight?

Well - they generally do…

I shall look forward to that.

Probably at midnight"

I'm counting down the seconds.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening all

Foxy…..

Gentleman

Wah wha whaaaa

Sorry was just trying something…

Worked for me. Love the new avatar. Most wicked lady like!"

The Highway beckons….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Buenas noches, cariño "

Hola amigo(??)

Buenos noches!

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By *tacy.TWoman  over a year ago

luton


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

I'll take one thanks not had one before and where are the blankets?

The blankets are in the basket by the fireplace. If _ede has pinched them all then I’ll send a ghoul to fetch more…"

Ahh perfect! Nice and cozy in front of the fire

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now "

Well we will keep you company and hopefully soothe your soul xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooooooh there's some good looking ghouls moaning the halls in here tonight.

Did anyone else gear the chains rattling or did I drop my cuffs

You’ll have to return next week when I open up the dungeon again….

Return??? I've pitched a tent in the corner....

I can see that "

Just enough room for a quick tip in with all these blankets. Don't step into the shadows the light can't save you there

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m mixing negronis if anybody wants one.

I'll take one thanks not had one before and where are the blankets?

The blankets are in the basket by the fireplace. If _ede has pinched them all then I’ll send a ghoul to fetch more…

Ahh perfect! Nice and cozy in front of the fire"

Always cosy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Buenas noches, cariño

Hola amigo(??)

Buenos noches! "

Amiga

¿Cómo estás?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now "

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner "

I’ll be there tomorrow

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I regret to inform my lady that the dungeon may be closed a little longer than expected.

The spiders have gone on strike. The request equal frights and refuse to spin any more webs. I've arranged a travelling cluster of Black Widows to improve the ambiance a little and I'm afraid the wolves have a nasty throat infection and have lost their howl.

I have, however, coaxed the bodgy man from the closet in the master bedroom with the promise that he is amongst fiends. He'll be bringing the canapés around momentarily.

I do hope there are no vegans present.

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner "

**besos!** ¿Cómo estás, amiga? **abrazos**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*bursts in*

Wagwarn people

Buenas noches, cariño

Hola amigo(??)

Buenos noches!

Amiga

¿Cómo estás?"

Fgs!!!!! lo intentó.

Estoy bien, amiga! Y tu? Cómo estás?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I regret to inform my lady that the dungeon may be closed a little longer than expected.

The spiders have gone on strike. The request equal frights and refuse to spin any more webs. I've arranged a travelling cluster of Black Widows to improve the ambiance a little and I'm afraid the wolves have a nasty throat infection and have lost their howl.

I have, however, coaxed the bodgy man from the closet in the master bedroom with the promise that he is amongst fiends. He'll be bringing the canapés around momentarily.

I do hope there are no vegans present."

There is an opening for a caretaker if you’re interested?…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

I’ll be there tomorrow "

Flippin' heck. It's Nocturnal Ward 10 here!

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers "

The use of accents is most impressive.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

**besos!** ¿Cómo estás, amiga? **abrazos** "

Pues, me duele la garganta y el esófago, y perdí 3 kilos en una semana. Aparte de estas cositas, estoy bien

¿Y tú?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive. "

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

With all the incidents, accidents and operations, I'd be more likely acting as a care giver than a caretaker My Lady.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

I’ll be there tomorrow

Flippin' heck. It's Nocturnal Ward 10 here! "

Oh we need sexy nurses!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

"

My phone is set to be bilingual

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"With all the incidents, accidents and operations, I'd be more likely acting as a care giver than a caretaker My Lady."

Are you a sexy nurse?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"With all the incidents, accidents and operations, I'd be more likely acting as a care giver than a caretaker My Lady."

It is looking that way.

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"

Pues, me duele la garganta y el esófago, y perdí 3 kilos en una semana. Aparte de estas cositas, estoy bien

¿Y tú?"

¡Oh no! Espero mejores muy pronto. Yo estoy bien. He tenido un año atroz, pero al fin tuve mi cirugía hace unas semanas y el mojo, el va-va-vooom! esta regresando! Jajajaja

Ya nos veremos en algún social pronto para ponernos al día

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual "

So do you use two keyboards too?

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

I’ll be there tomorrow

Flippin' heck. It's Nocturnal Ward 10 here!

Oh we need sexy nurses!!!!"

I'm quite sure My Lady has that post adequately covered . I understand you may have just the outfit and I assume are perfectly capable of ministering care to patients suffering spontaneous localised rigormortice.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

Pues, me duele la garganta y el esófago, y perdí 3 kilos en una semana. Aparte de estas cositas, estoy bien

¿Y tú?

¡Oh no! Espero mejores muy pronto. Yo estoy bien. He tenido un año atroz, pero al fin tuve mi cirugía hace unas semanas y el mojo, el va-va-vooom! esta regresando! Jajajaja

Ya nos veremos en algún social pronto para ponernos al día "

Mi va-va-voom está perdido

Siiiiiiiiiiii - vamos! ¿Dónde? Y ¿cuándo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening

Good evening

And how are we? I sense that you’re in fine form and feeling very well?

Good evening to our most gracious and beautiful hostess!

My day started pretty well but then went downhill with extensive dental treatment that had me wincing and writhing on the chair… and not in a good way. Had to resort to more pleasant flashbacks to keep calm haha x

Sleepless now

Aviatrix, you can join me in the post-surgical nocturnal comfy corner

I’ll be there tomorrow

Flippin' heck. It's Nocturnal Ward 10 here!

Oh we need sexy nurses!!!!

I'm quite sure My Lady has that post adequately covered . I understand you may have just the outfit and I assume are perfectly capable of ministering care to patients suffering spontaneous localised rigormortice."

All this is true. However I cannot nurse & be nursed…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual

So do you use two keyboards too?"

I have the Spanish keyboard on and the spelling and grammar suggester looks at both languages......

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight "

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual

So do you use two keyboards too?"

Lol, I’m not taking the mickey! I meant it, haha! I don’t use them most of the time! The writing does look lovely when you do…

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

My Lady only has to say the word and I would be happy to mop her fevered brow and fluff her pillows (laughs like Sid James)

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"My Lady only has to say the word and I would be happy to mop her fevered brow and fluff her pillows (laughs like Sid James) "

You’re too kind

And bring me soup & Lucozade (the original)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?"

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain."

Pampered pooch

Mine came back soggy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual

So do you use two keyboards too?

Lol, I’m not taking the mickey! I meant it, haha! I don’t use them most of the time! The writing does look lovely when you do… "

If you like how it looks you should hear my accent

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The spiders have heard of My Ladies plight and have agreed to halt their strike action, in the dungeon, to weave My Lady a pillow of finest gossamer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual

So do you use two keyboards too?

I have the Spanish keyboard on and the spelling and grammar suggester looks at both languages......"

……..

the ‘……..’ is stressing me out why do I feel like you’re 87 years old

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"The spiders have heard of My Ladies plight and have agreed to halt their strike action, in the dungeon, to weave My Lady a pillow of finest gossamer."

These are the most romantic spiders ever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain.

Pampered pooch

Mine came back soggy "

I might get off my arse and walk him now.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain.

Pampered pooch

Mine came back soggy

I might get off my arse and walk him now."

I’ll save you a seat by the fire & a mulled wine x

(And biscuits & a blanket for pooch)

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"The spiders have heard of My Ladies plight and have agreed to halt their strike action, in the dungeon, to weave My Lady a pillow of finest gossamer.

These are the most romantic spiders ever "

On the contrary My Lady.

I fear the bogy man has taken a shine to you. I understand he went to the dungeon and threatened to withhold thir supply of flies. They were, in fact, spanish flies and have taken quite a liking to them. They say its the flies accent that turns all their knees to jelly.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"The spiders have heard of My Ladies plight and have agreed to halt their strike action, in the dungeon, to weave My Lady a pillow of finest gossamer.

These are the most romantic spiders ever

On the contrary My Lady.

I fear the bogy man has taken a shine to you. I understand he went to the dungeon and threatened to withhold thir supply of flies. They were, in fact, spanish flies and have taken quite a liking to them. They say its the flies accent that turns all their knees to jelly."

Spanish *is* sexy

And I’m aware of the bogey man and his crush.,, Let’s just say he’s banned from my personal quarters….

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I have manage to acquire a vintage bottle of Lucazade for My Lady. It is still in its Cellphone Amber Wrapper.

Would My Lady prefer her Lucazade hot or cold?

I understand hot is quite the trend in these modern times.

I have also taken the liberty of purchasing some killer tomatoes to prepare some tomato soup with croutons and a dash of Paprika.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain.

Pampered pooch

Mine came back soggy

I might get off my arse and walk him now.

I’ll save you a seat by the fire & a mulled wine x

(And biscuits & a blanket for pooch)"

Mulled wine sounds great.

A short walk there. He made it clear that as soon as he'd done his duty it was home time.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I have manage to acquire a vintage bottle of Lucazade for My Lady. It is still in its Cellphone Amber Wrapper.

Would My Lady prefer her Lucazade hot or cold?

I understand hot is quite the trend in these modern times.

I have also taken the liberty of purchasing some killer tomatoes to prepare some tomato soup with croutons and a dash of Paprika."

Oh I love the cellophane one. I’m sure I recall it having a net as well at some point…

Attack of the killer tomatoes…. Thanks for that earworm

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and others. A bit late tonight

Evening HK.

Has pooch been for a walk this evening?

Not yet.

It was wet and he and I don't like the rain.

Pampered pooch

Mine came back soggy

I might get off my arse and walk him now.

I’ll save you a seat by the fire & a mulled wine x

(And biscuits & a blanket for pooch)

Mulled wine sounds great.

A short walk there. He made it clear that as soon as he'd done his duty it was home time."

He’s a pooch with purpose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nearly midnight

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Nearly midnight"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nearly midnight"

Young man, it's past your bed time.

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Nearly midnight

Young man, it's past your bed time."

He’s got a pass from Misty tonight

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far."

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nearly midnight

Young man, it's past your bed time."

it’s so true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nearly midnight

Young man, it's past your bed time.

He’s got a pass from Misty tonight "

I want to do Misty

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx"

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Nearly midnight

Young man, it's past your bed time.

He’s got a pass from Misty tonight

I want to do Misty"

Oh go on, Steve.. just drop that out there

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex

And the clock strikes midnight.

It makes no difference the ghosts are still here.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol"

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm afraid it's very nearly midnight My Lady and must take my leave for another engagement.

I have locked the Gremlins back in their cage. May I request that the guests refrain from feeding them now.

If My lady requires my services may I suggest she simply whistles.

As Lauren Bacall said "You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow".

Ttfn

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is "

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I'm afraid it's very nearly midnight My Lady and must take my leave for another engagement.

I have locked the Gremlins back in their cage. May I request that the guests refrain from feeding them now.

If My lady requires my services may I suggest she simply whistles.

As Lauren Bacall said "You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow".

Ttfn"

Goodnight you darling man

Thank you for dropping by.

I shall whistle if I need you xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx "

Oh well there is an offer

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx

Oh well there is an offer "

well, us Aussies, we dont do things in halfs.. lol

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx

Oh well there is an offer

well, us Aussies, we dont do things in halfs.. lol"

Clearly not. Say what you mean I suppose

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

I’m so late to the party oh no!! What have I missed? All the shenanigans?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First day at work after a vacation was horrible.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I’m so late to the party oh no!! What have I missed? All the shenanigans? "

Most of the shenanigans. There are still some left. Would you like one?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m so late to the party oh no!! What have I missed? All the shenanigans? "

There were shenanigans. Surgery. Strikes. Caretaking. Music. Wine

But it can all continue …

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"First day at work after a vacation was horrible. "

Oh it always is. I’m on 2 months gardening leave.,, I’ll have forgotten how to adult

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m so late to the party oh no!! What have I missed? All the shenanigans?

Most of the shenanigans. There are still some left. Would you like one?"

Oh here is sergeant shenanigans now

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx

Oh well there is an offer

well, us Aussies, we dont do things in halfs.. lol

Clearly not. Say what you mean I suppose "

only way to have it. Speak ya mind, and if people dont like it.. well sorry, not sorry.. lol

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Ladies and Gents, Not long got home from my shift and will probably be heading off to bed shortly, but i hope everyone has had a lovely day, and evening so far.

Good evening

Have a quick nightcap before you head upstairs xxx

I'll be having more than a singular nightcap after the day i've had today, but thank you. Now just wish i had someone to go upstairs with.. lol

I’ll make it a big one then. The nightcap that is

you're more than welcome to join me and my big one.. xx

Oh well there is an offer

well, us Aussies, we dont do things in halfs.. lol

Clearly not. Say what you mean I suppose

only way to have it. Speak ya mind, and if people dont like it.. well sorry, not sorry.. lol"

I can’t argue with the logic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Me embarrassing myself in front of the Spanish speakers

The use of accents is most impressive.

I can’t tell if you’re taking the mick but I don’t mind

I dunno but when I’m practising typing I use the Spanish keyboard. It comes with the ñ as you ofc know.

My phone is set to be bilingual

So do you use two keyboards too?

I have the Spanish keyboard on and the spelling and grammar suggester looks at both languages......

……..

the ‘……..’ is stressing me out why do I feel like you’re 87 years old "

Because I am. This is actually Botox and a Croydon facelift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First day at work after a vacation was horrible.

Oh it always is. I’m on 2 months gardening leave.,, I’ll have forgotten how to adult "

Two months gardening leave! I thought I'd get six months, but the company made me work it.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman  over a year ago

Essex


"First day at work after a vacation was horrible.

Oh it always is. I’m on 2 months gardening leave.,, I’ll have forgotten how to adult

Two months gardening leave! I thought I'd get six months, but the company made me work it."

I quit & cleared my desk….

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Anyway ladies and gents, had my night cap #1, going to have another and then going to bed. Speak soon/later feel free to come say hi if you like. I'll message as and when i can.

Night all

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