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over a year ago
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"I have had crushes but don’t know that I’m really feeling anyone on the forums
You've felt me.
F
I wanted to feel more of you"
Really? That's a shame. I was going to do a strip dance for you all but decided against it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had crushes but don’t know that I’m really feeling anyone on the forums
You've felt me.
F
I wanted to feel more of you
Really? That's a shame. I was going to do a strip dance for you all but decided against it.
F"
Oh well.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joe beans 
Ooh good shout. He is delectable in person! He purposely kept bending over and teasing all the women at the last social.
F
Ooh young man!  "
These are lies! I did nothing of the sort and any bending over was purely accidental  |
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"Joe beans
Ooh good shout. He is delectable in person! He purposely kept bending over and teasing all the women at the last social.
F
Ooh young man!
These are lies! I did nothing of the sort and any bending over was purely accidental "
Was it when you had to keep picking up the ping pong balls?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joe beans
Ooh good shout. He is delectable in person! He purposely kept bending over and teasing all the women at the last social.
F
Ooh young man!
These are lies! I did nothing of the sort and any bending over was purely accidental
Was it when you had to keep picking up the ping pong balls?
B"
Not my fault no one could return it properly   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So yeah this is a sex site ...but whos got major crushes on people on here...iv got a couple of big ones "
I see one or two of them a lot on here and they always make my day brighter |
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"A few, but nothing will happen so they remain crushes  "
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You too, my poor fellow? It's the Fab Curse® isn't it? Come on admit it, it befuddles me no end. So many gorgeous Gorgons on here for whom I have designs for. They are emotionally close but geographically dispersed far and wide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few, but nothing will happen so they remain crushes
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You too, my poor fellow? It's the Fab Curse® isn't it? Come on admit it, it befuddles me no end. So many gorgeous Gorgons on here for whom I have designs for. They are emotionally close but geographically dispersed far and wide."
Exactly this! When are they gonna invent teleportation?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a crush on one or two but they can be quite mean to me
I'll be a better person.
F
I'll rephrase that...
I have a crush on one who's super hot  "
Oh bugger, I really thought it was me. Dammit
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"A few, but nothing will happen so they remain crushes
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You too, my poor fellow? It's the Fab Curse® isn't it? Come on admit it, it befuddles me no end. So many gorgeous Gorgons on here for whom I have designs for. They are emotionally close but geographically dispersed far and wide."
Hey 70 miles isn't that far!!  |
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"I have a crush on Principessa. And another crush on Bellaseas. And they both know it.  "
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One of them will turn your head into granite stone from her slipstream as she overtakes you on the boulevard of the overrated.
Save yourself dear chap. It's not worth it. |
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"One of them will turn your head into granite stone from her slipstream as she overtakes you on the boulevard of the overrated.
Save yourself dear chap. It's not worth it."
Sorry, my brother from another. But on this one I will not listen to you. I’m in too deep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a crush on Principessa. And another crush on Bellaseas. And they both know it.
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One of them will turn your head into granite stone from her slipstream as she overtakes you on the boulevard of the overrated.
Save yourself dear chap. It's not worth it."
Nero you're a dick |
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"I have a crush on Principessa. And another crush on Bellaseas. And they both know it.
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One of them will turn your head into granite stone from her slipstream as she overtakes you on the boulevard of the overrated.
Save yourself dear chap. It's not worth it.
Nero I love your dick "
I love a happy ending 
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them |
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them "
What about brunette/blondes with aggressively sexy booties? |
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"I have a crush on one or two but they can be quite mean to me
I'll be a better person.
F
I'll rephrase that...
I have a crush on one who's super hot
Oh bugger, I really thought it was me. Dammit
F"
You're never mean to me, but I'm crushing on your latest photos |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
What about brunette/blondes with aggressively sexy booties?"
And her ^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them "
So...all females? |
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
What about brunette/blondes with aggressively sexy booties?"
Those with funky colour hair?? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
So...all females?"
No. Bad booty, bad.
Oh they also have to not be colossal bellends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
So...all females?
No. Bad booty, bad.
Oh they also have to not be colossal bellends."
So close. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them "
Justice for the people with black hair!! |
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
Justice for the people with black hair!!"
Recognition for us refusing to admit to grey heads!! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
So...all females?
No. Bad booty, bad.
Oh they also have to not be colossal bellends.
So close."
You're just a bit of a bellend. You pass justN |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
So...all females?
No. Bad booty, bad.
Oh they also have to not be colossal bellends.
So close.
You're just a bit of a bellend. You pass justN"
A bit? A god damn fucking nightmare |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"If they're brunette and have a good booty I have a crush on them.
If they're blonde and have a good booty, I probably have a crush on them.
If they're a redhead with all the aggressive sex drive, I definitely have a crush on them
So...all females?
No. Bad booty, bad.
Oh they also have to not be colossal bellends.
So close.
You're just a bit of a bellend. You pass justN
A bit? A god damn fucking nightmare"
Yeah but it keeps us on our toes doesn't it? |
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"I'm still waiting for dëmidëmi.
Waiting for what?
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Oh I think you're his crush you lucky lady  "
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Oh, against my better judgement, and in breaking with tradition I'm willing - limited edition for one night only - to go for an FMF with you ². |
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"I'm still waiting for dëmidëmi.
Waiting for what?
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Oh I think you're his crush you lucky lady
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Oh, against my better judgement, and in breaking with tradition I'm willing - limited edition for one night only - to go for an FMF with you ². "
Oh my yes please, you're both gorgeous |
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"A few, but nothing will happen so they remain crushes
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You too, my poor fellow? It's the Fab Curse® isn't it? Come on admit it, it befuddles me no end. So many gorgeous Gorgons on here for whom I have designs for. They are emotionally close but geographically dispersed far and wide.
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Exactly this! When are they gonna invent teleportation? "
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That'll be ·before· they complete HS2 ! |
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