"I got premature excitation! 
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.  "
Dont want to burst your bubble but its the early morning glory men. Same as the after pub horn dogs lol |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
Dont want to burst your bubble but its the early morning glory men. Same as the after pub horn dogs lol"
Yeah normally starts with you are up early fancy popping over to see my morning glory  |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too  "
Yep.  And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged! 
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!!  The actual words and everything! |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything! "
No way |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything! "
Wonders will never cease, whatever next. |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything!
No way "
Well it's either that or I'm a minger who they wouldn't message anyway...
Must be reading my profile! |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything! "
So how did that happen then, no one reads profiles, even I get my mac to give me the short version |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything!
So how did that happen then, no one reads profiles, even I get my mac to give me the short version "
I dunno. After all it can't be cos I is a fussy minger can it?  |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything!
So how did that happen then, no one reads profiles, even I get my mac to give me the short version
I dunno. After all it can't be cos I is a fussy minger can it? "
To be fair you all look the same to me, person that counts no matter how damaged |
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"Oscar eants to know if he stands a chance?
Ermmmmm does he pass the height requirement? "
Well now, he comes to my waist and he is such a happy non pushy, discrete chappy, |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x "
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar. |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Thats done it, confuse jules,.ffs dont change your pic to, id be bollocked. "
Confuses me too. Christmas was a nightmare lol x |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar."
Quick definition of swinger: will shag a variety of men at the same time! |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Quick definition of swinger: will shag a variety of men at the same time!
As long as they meet criteria lol me and Oscar have the same problem both too short lol
You could always try those insoles that gain you height
Oscar may need more than insoles... "
Stand him on a chair, hrs jumping up snd down in anticipation of his first time |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Quick definition of swinger: will shag a variety of men at the same time!
As long as they meet criteria lol me and Oscar have the same problem both too short lol
You could always try those insoles that gain you height
Oscar may need more than insoles... "
What's all this no can do attitude today |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Quick definition of swinger: will shag a variety of men at the same time!
As long as they meet criteria lol me and Oscar have the same problem both too short lol
You could always try those insoles that gain you height
Oscar may need more than insoles...
Stand him on a chair, hrs jumping up snd down in anticipation of his first time"
You mean you haven't broken him in yet?
Or have you just broken him? |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Quick definition of swinger: will shag a variety of men at the same time!
As long as they meet criteria lol me and Oscar have the same problem both too short lol
You could always try those insoles that gain you height
Oscar may need more than insoles...
Stand him on a chair, hrs jumping up snd down in anticipation of his first time
You mean you haven't broken him in yet?
Or have you just broken him? "
No, hes family, caught him perving profiles |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything! "
You have words on your profile? Sorry, didn't notice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just unhidden my profile again, albeit with a warning (sorry guys but I had to!) and the onslaught has begun!
If any lady doesn't get many messages then just hide for a while! "
Makes no difference to me I don't read them, I just send a willy picture anyway  |
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I un-hid my profile last week for a few days and picked up a couple of persistent mailers among the rest so have hidden it again.
Don't mail me I'll mail you. |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything!
No way
Well it's either that or I'm a minger who they wouldn't message anyway...
Must be reading my profile! "
Well if all the single males are wandering into your library they are probably using the "reading bit" as an excuse to use your teaching skills !
If they get too much just tell them to be quiet after all you ARE the librarian shushhhhhhh |
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"I got premature excitation!
It's all gone quiet again. Oh well, I was popular for 15 minutes.
You always popular its just that you are fussy too
Yep. And to cap it all now I'm not just fussy I'm damaged!
I think my warning scared them off!
Although... If it has... Do you realise what this means? They've been reading my profile!!! The actual words and everything!
No way
Well it's either that or I'm a minger who they wouldn't message anyway...
Must be reading my profile! "
Well if all the single males are wandering into your library they are probably using the "reading bit" as an excuse to use your teaching skills !
If they get too much just tell them to be quiet after all you ARE the librarian shushhhhhhh |
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Oh it must be so hard for you ladies getting lots of messages to stroke your egos!
Some of us poor men do read profiles, do respond with a well thought out mail and still no response
Be thankful you don't have to experience the constant rejection and abuse for daring to get in touch with someone.
Actually I can understand your frustration, it's like receiving unsolicited spam I guess. However, please don't lose faith as in amongst all the dross, the, "fancy a shag" emails there will be one from a reliable and enthusiastic guy like me to brighten up your day |
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As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!! 
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!!  ) |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )"
Unbidden Didn't realise this was an auction site and you had to place bids for a meet? |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )
Unbidden Didn't realise this was an auction site and you had to place bids for a meet? "
Sorry - I have a cold! |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )
Unbidden Didn't realise this was an auction site and you had to place bids for a meet?
Sorry - I have a cold! "
So not to bid on you then until you are germ free? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar."
Jules, is that a G spot hat Oscar is wearing? |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )
Unbidden Didn't realise this was an auction site and you had to place bids for a meet?
Sorry - I have a cold! "
Don't be ill for next weekend Mr!! |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )"
oddly enough I did get an alcojelly recipe book in my stocking from Santa |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )
oddly enough I did get an alcojelly recipe book in my stocking from Santa "
Oh god!! Maybe I should just announce now that Ruby + vodka jelly = a d*unken mess!!
Obi you don't have to get me d*unk for me to fuck you lol |
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Jules, is that a G spot hat Oscar is wearing?"
Never thought of that, but now youve pointed it out, emm it certainly looks like it. He had an interesting shaped nose too ryan |
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over a year ago
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"Thought I'd try a name change too...
Preferred the old name. I read your profile and the 2 things that Said I was not to message was I'm not over 6 foot and not local. But I would not send a fancy a shag message anyway as that's not my style lol x
Oi step away van, im trying to score for oscar.
Jules, is that a G spot hat Oscar is wearing?
Never thought of that, but now youve pointed it out, emm it certainly looks like it. He had an interesting shaped nose too ryan"
Yes I noticed. He is obviously capable of satisfying two at a time |
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"As Fabs new official 'librarian' - do you perhaps possess any useful books on how to make cocktails - and maybe interesting alcohol based jelly snacks?
It's someone's birthday soon and I could do with some recipes!!
(Welcome back to the land of the unbidden!! )
oddly enough I did get an alcojelly recipe book in my stocking from Santa
Oh god!! Maybe I should just announce now that Ruby + vodka jelly = a d*unken mess!!
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Mwah ha ha ha hah! 
I know |
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"See what I mean, ignoring posts, it's so rude!
Now carry on  "
Posts I'll ignore quite happily.
But I do reply to all messages except for the obscene and offensive.
However... There is a little clue in my profile name as to the type of response numpties might receive. I am exceedingly polite (unless pushed beyond politeness) but it is possible to be witheringly harsh whilst remaining civil |
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