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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
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"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
"
And don't forget that only 'proffessionnal' people like yourself are welcome...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
"
..... age/size doesn't matter as long as they are no greater or lesser than ours. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
"
Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me..."
You should have .... have you seen him?  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me...
You should have .... have you seen him? "
I can now - he is right behind you ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"
Welcome to my world |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"
Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"
Like all the straight guys who look at my profile lol |
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"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"
Point her in my direction and I'll reciprocate with all the "straight" guys who message me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!
Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression "
Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards. |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!
Like all the straight guys who look at my profile lol "
oh nice profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face pic no chat
Only good looking people like us
We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)
You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.
We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am
We can lick and suck for weeks can you
Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.
We don't accom or travel
If you have more than one veri were not interested
Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me...
You should have .... have you seen him? I can now - he is right behind you ! "
 ...... hope to fekk that illuminating moment just then was his torch! |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!
Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression
Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards."
You're welcome to have a read and scrutanise (or abuse) but a bit of a warning, you may fall asleep
You should reply and send them a link to this thread |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"I read a new one today...
Emotional fucktards jog on.
Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!
Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression
Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards."
You're welcome to have a read and scrutanise (or abuse) but a bit of a warning, you may fall asleep
You should reply and send them a link to this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it was my luminous bulb
Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?
Nope but I did notice it needed ironing
OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!   "
..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it was my luminous bulb
Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?
Nope but I did notice it needed ironing
OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!
..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him. "
Oooh sounds like something you have practiced 
Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"it was my luminous bulb
Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?
Nope but I did notice it needed ironing
OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!
..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.
Oooh sounds like something you have practiced
Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please "
You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)
Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it was my luminous bulb
Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?
Nope but I did notice it needed ironing
OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!
..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.
Oooh sounds like something you have practiced
Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please
You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)
Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!! "
I never do believe him, he fibs with ease ...... and his eye twinkles when he does. (dead giveaway shhhhh) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it was my luminous bulb
Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?
Nope but I did notice it needed ironing
OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!
..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.
Oooh sounds like something you have practiced
Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please
You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)
Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!!
I never do believe him, he fibs with ease ...... and his eye twinkles when he does. (dead giveaway shhhhh) "
Laine it's that daftoblightly she makes me fib, the glint in my eye is from sniffing hot wax before I do my man garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clearly states loves big girls/bbw's but winks, fabs pictures, sends messages to someone who is a size 12
Clearly states that random friendship requesters will be blocked but random friendship requests others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you
Does that mean you're exceptional or they are a smoker but lie about it "
I smoke and it states I do on my profile |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you
Does that mean you're exceptional or they are a smoker but lie about it
I smoke and it states I do on my profile "
Nah you're exceptional |
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