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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave... |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.
So, sure?"
OMG, woman, did you say that out loud? You can't go wrong with the Scottish flavours - White pepper, ground mace and marjoram. Perfect combination. Goes with everything except toast and strawberry jam |
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"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."
Power to the children |
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"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it."
It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.
It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol"
But with Scottish flavours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.
It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol"
The cabbage was just for garnish  |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it."
If you were here! You would politely enjoy it and searching for something to compliment. "Did you grow that Marjoram, yourself?" |
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"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.
It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol
But with Scottish flavours!"
 .... swap the mince for haggis and I'm there lol |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.
Come on. It is delicious!
Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.
It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol
But with Scottish flavours!
.... swap the mince for haggis and I'm there lol"
I've trained my kids well. They love haggis. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
OP it’s all in the presentation. Ours would say “Fck off to that shi*”.
However a cottage or shepherds pie with a sprinkling of grated cheese with cabbage & carrots to the side & it’s all eaten.
Kids huh 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner
Let them. They would never be able to forgive themselves. And they would go hungry. "
Oh I’m not sure about that she knows how to work the microwave
But I get it, it’s rubbish when your efforts aren’t appreciated. |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"As much as that meal sounds like the cuisine of a Victorian orphan, the effort should have been appreciated.
You win some and you lose some OP. "
You've hit the nail on the head. I've told my hypercritical 15 year old that I don't want to hear a live critic of the food I have made her. She tells me what is wrong with it as she eats it. You have no idea how much I want to stop feeding her. Thus mince and cabbage, someone will say. Anyway, lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a site dedicated to fucking. I don't want to talk about them anymore. Ooops...Just realised that I posted this...  |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner
Let them. They would never be able to forgive themselves. And they would go hungry.
Oh I’m not sure about that she knows how to work the microwave
But I get it, it’s rubbish when your efforts aren’t appreciated. "
She does know how to cook, a bit, she would survive. And I'm sure she would feed brother too b |
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"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."
Send the cheeky critters down the pit next time. 23 hours a day of hard labour should sort them out
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"What was in the mince? "
Beef mince, onion, garlic, carrot, cabbage, ground mace, white pepper, marjorm, salt, beef stock cubes, tinned toms, tom puree, water. Cooked for about an hour. Very delicious. |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love"
Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding. |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love
Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding."
Me three…and not just east it but finish it too
If the mince was grey and there was a puddle of water under it, I’m with the kids. If it was thick and brown and juicy, I’m with you! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love
Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding."
Oh are they little ! Mine are big now they were brought up on, mostly Indian and Middle Eastern food! Yeah once they know about things in packets it will be hard to get them to eat real cooking ! Just let them starve |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
Various |
"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.
So, sure?"
Hand dived scallops with Stornoway black pudding. Duck terrine with Tayside rasperry jus and oat cakes.
Smoked haddock, samphire and poached quails eggs.
We also invented jaffa cakes.
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.
So, sure?
Hand dived scallops with Stornoway black pudding. Duck terrine with Tayside rasperry jus and oat cakes.
Smoked haddock, samphire and poached quails eggs.
We also invented jaffa cakes.
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That's a meal! |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love
Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding.
Oh are they little ! Mine are big now they were brought up on, mostly Indian and Middle Eastern food! Yeah once they know about things in packets it will be hard to get them to eat real cooking ! Just let them starve "
Mine are big. 17 and 15. They love all things Indian and Middle Eastern. I have done a good job! They just hate the food that I make sometimes (and I'm a pretty good cook) GITs! |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Venison mince, cooked in red wine and bramble jelly. Serve with roast shallots, kale with chillies from Fife, and either Ayrshire potatoes or fresh oat bread. "
That sounds good. You are either a chef or quite rich! |
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By *unchal OP Man
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love
Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding.
Me three…and not just east it but finish it too
If the mince was grey and there was a puddle of water under it, I’m with the kids. If it was thick and brown and juicy, I’m with you!"
OMG! How could you? Grey mince? My mince was tomato rich with a beefy gravy. It was rather nice. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"What was in the mince?
Beef mince, onion, garlic, carrot, cabbage, ground mace, white pepper, marjorm, salt, beef stock cubes, tinned toms, tom puree, water. Cooked for about an hour. Very delicious. "
I hope you didn't cook the cabbage for an hour |
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"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."
My two would hoover that up! Helps that I'm half Scottish so it was what I was brought up on too so I've passed it down. Luckily they eat most things as well.
Tinder x |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Mine would of turned their noses up at that and made themselves some toast!
We've had chicken and halloumi with a bit of salad in wraps and home made wedges on the side. It was a winner with all 3 kids, which is unusual *smug face* |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
Various |
"Venison mince, cooked in red wine and bramble jelly. Serve with roast shallots, kale with chillies from Fife, and either Ayrshire potatoes or fresh oat bread.
That sounds good. You are either a chef or quite rich!"
The power of m & s yellow stickers! I'd also recommend everyone to find their nearest community food share projects. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave...
My two would hoover that up! Helps that I'm half Scottish so it was what I was brought up on too so I've passed it down. Luckily they eat most things as well.
Tinder x"
Gorgeous pic! |
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