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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?
Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?
In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.  
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"Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?
Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?
In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.
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Will there be tits on this thread?? If not - im leaving!!  #wellbalanced #gentleman  |
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"Will there be tits on this thread?? If not - I'm leaving!! #wellbalanced #gentleman
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There will be guitars of the most exceptional quality."
#sold - to the well Groomed gentleman in the fantastic shoes!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?
Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?
In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.
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Well done, you just won the popularity contest. Not. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward. "
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Please kindly ensure that you're in your classy lingerie first, Bøø.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward. "
I usually do |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.
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I usually do "
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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.
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I usually do
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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back. "
 I'm far too common for you my love |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.
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I usually do
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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back. "
Have you ever considered writing and publishing "Nero's tales"?
I love how your mind dreams  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!
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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.
I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.
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Please kindly ensure that you're in your classy lingerie first, Bøø. "
I'll grab some new pieces from Tesco just for you Nero. |
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