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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Ohhhhh I can do this!
Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girl math is talking ourselves down so nobody expects too much.
Or maybe that's just me math 
Em x"
I hear it.
Girl math is also if your bf doesn’t do what you ask them to do immediately then they’re not going to do it |
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"Girl math is talking ourselves down so nobody expects too much.
Or maybe that's just me math
Em x I hear it.
Girl math is also if your bf doesn’t do what you ask them to do immediately then they’re not going to do it"
Girl math is pretending you're gonna do it yourself while he's watching, so he does it the "right way" for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²
However, I get ready in vsoon
Soon = 2 hours
V soon = 3 hours "
Soon come= never |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I can do this!
Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths."
This is excellent maths
Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’ |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Girl math is
“I got it cheap 50% off”
On something we didn’t need in the first place
Boy math is
“Put it the fck back, we don’t need it no matter how cheap it is”
Unless it’s tools or motorcycle parts, then we always need them 
S |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girl math is
“I got it cheap 50% off”
On something we didn’t need in the first place
Boy math is
“Put it the fck back, we don’t need it no matter how cheap it is”
Unless it’s tools or motorcycle parts, then we always need them
S"
I agree that girl maths is that if it’s discounted then it must be bought |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I can do this!
Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths.
This is excellent maths
Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’"
Yes! Somehow Jamie and I managed to not spend anything in Manchester - she gave me cash for the hotel room so her stay was free. I used cash for my drinks so didn't spend anything really. We got a free bottle of wine. Discounted Starbucks.
Birmingham we'll undoubtedly do the same.
Girl maths.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I can do this!
Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths.
This is excellent maths
Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’
Yes! Somehow Jamie and I managed to not spend anything in Manchester - she gave me cash for the hotel room so her stay was free. I used cash for my drinks so didn't spend anything really. We got a free bottle of wine. Discounted Starbucks.
Birmingham we'll undoubtedly do the same.
Girl maths.
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It’s true though. It’s not leaving my account. So have I really spent it?
Birmingham? Great  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!
I’ll go first:
Boy math is always rounding to the inch above "
Girl Maths, I’m normally a 12, it’s must be the sizings. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!
I’ll go first:
Boy math is always rounding to the inch above
Girl Maths, I’m normally a 12, it’s must be the sizings."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama."
forum maths- if I reply to every poster and got 100 replies my thread did better than if I didn’t reply to anyone but got 60 replies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama. forum maths- if I reply to every poster and got 100 replies my thread did better than if I didn’t reply to anyone but got 60 replies. "
How much is the answer worth if 50% of the forumites say replying means you're a thirsty attention whore and the other 50% moan people don't run their threads and just fuck off and leave them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama..
Thats a classic example of how boy maths n girl maths differ...
We all know 2+2 equals 69"
No that's definitely a foursome. Girl maths rocks. |
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"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama..
Thats a classic example of how boy maths n girl maths differ...
We all know 2+2 equals 69
No that's definitely a foursome. Girl maths rocks."
Well girl.maths I have to see in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues "
Ouch!
I don't want to be you right now!
I'll refrain from my immediate reply. Just this once |
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Girl maths - the car is x wide, the driveway is x+y wide, the reverse camera is like the scientific calculator....nope, still not going to be able to work it out (reverse it in)
Or is that just my wife's maths |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues "
Yeah, that's fair. I actually had a discussion about this today with a friend. Girl maths and boy maths combined works. |
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"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues
Ouch!
I don't want to be you right now!
I'll refrain from my immediate reply. Just this once "
I’ve never been more in favour of, or wishing for, a forum ban for my own safety |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues "
Boy maths is getting hurt by one woman and having commitment issues ever since |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man math is, looking to buy a sensible car with £20k budget and ending up persuading yourself that the only sensible option is actually a two seater convertible costing £40k |
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"Man math is, looking to buy a sensible car with £20k budget and ending up persuading yourself that the only sensible option is actually a two seater convertible costing £40k"
Girl maths: I have £6000 to spend on a second-hand car, plus a heap of junk to trade. *Buys £7500 car for £6000 + heap of junk* |
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi  "
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab "
Spot on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab "
I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.  |
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STOP. THINK.
Im outside (not literally) steveandhismagicpicklex's preferred age range.
steveandhismagicpicklex is looking for people aged 20-30. Although those outside that age are not blocked from messaging, you are much more likely to get a reply from those who are looking for someone of your age.
So 20-30! I’m fucked then at 48 - that’s Maths x |
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab
I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one. "
It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question |
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab
I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.
It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question "
Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab
I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.
It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question
Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my KIDS safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating!"
You missed a word. FIFY |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.
Que?
Oh I thought that was brilliant!
Well played PW.
Idgi
Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab
I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.
It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question
Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my KIDS safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating!
You missed a word. FIFY"
To be fair, I've seen it said without that word involved from some too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²
However, I get ready in vsoon
Soon = 2 hours
V soon = 3 hours
Soon come= never
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Jamaican maths |
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"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²
However, I get ready in vsoon
Soon = 2 hours
V soon = 3 hours
Soon come= never
Jamaican maths"
Me: I’m around the corner
Also me: showering listening to some Beres Hammond
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²
However, I get ready in vsoon
Soon = 2 hours
V soon = 3 hours
Soon come= never
Jamaican maths
Me: I’m around the corner
Also me: showering listening to some Beres Hammond
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Beres Hammond omg
That’s the goat |
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Man maths is how you end up deciding that the only sensible car option is the two seater with 135,000 miles already on the clock because it’s only £10k more up front than the five-seater SUV you actually went out looking for but in the long run you’ll save enough to buy a second car for those sensible runs because it won’t depreciate as badly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole... 
So many measure incorrectly....
Alot measure from their scrotum too....
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supposedly you measure from the pubic bone. Seems legit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...
So many measure incorrectly....
Alot measure from their scrotum too....
If you get it really wrong you get a bollockin'"
I've no words.....
I forget the question....
Oh is it mistaken measurements....
Me.... I'm 5'4....butt I'm actually barely 5'1... oh & a bit.... So I added 3" as the bit....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man maths.. its only a 5 minute job....
there's no such thing as a 5 minute job."
"It's a short-cut'.... & it takes miles more to get there.... through the short-cut.... Then the long way....
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Boy math: daaamnnn your arse is biiiiiig 
portion as family of four 