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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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One month - your vagina puts in a good fight and tries to remind you that it can enjoy itself.
Three months - it realises nothing is happening. The flutters still happen but there's no action so it begins to stop lubricating.
Six months - cobwebs start forming.
A year - it closes shut.
There is hope though, it's temporary, waiting for the right key. |
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"Like for spare change when going out out?
Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless. "
Nah. I have a handbag for that. |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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In my case it just goes quiet and mostly dormant after about 3- 6 months. It still manages to keep itself well lubricated though.
It doesn’t even bother with wanking most of the time.
However, I am also happy to report that it can be awakened at any point up to 4 years. I basically decided after 4 years of this experiment that I couldn’t continue any longer. I basically decided that I didn’t want to die without having had sex again. Or maybe she did?   |
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"Like for spare change when going out out?
Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.
Nah. I have a handbag for that. "
I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference.  |
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"In my case it just goes quiet and mostly dormant after about 3- 6 months. It still manages to keep itself well lubricated though.
It doesn’t even bother with wanking most of the time.
However, I am also happy to report that it can be awakened at any point up to 4 years. I basically decided after 4 years of this experiment that I couldn’t continue any longer. I basically decided that I didn’t want to die without having had sex again. Or maybe she did? "
We know who is in charge on that matter 
(She definitely did it) |
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"Like for spare change when going out out?
Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.
Nah. I have a handbag for that.
I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference. "
But I’d have had to list a Goblin teas made and a cuddly toy…. |
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"Like for spare change when going out out?
Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.
Nah. I have a handbag for that.
I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference.
But I’d have had to list a Goblin teas made and a cuddly toy…. "
This doesn’t seem to me like a serious response guys. Do you think I’m joking?
This an issue of a serious matter.
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