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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...which one would you be?

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

ummm a kettle,, then I could be turned on a lot and get hot and steamy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Id be a fist slice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id be a fist slice"

Fist or fish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be the Global knife

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee machine

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ill have a fork.

Once a day and twice on Sundays

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A fork, innocent looking enough, but lethal when in the wrong hands.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

masher

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

rice cooker, comes to the boil and stays hot for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id be a fist slice

Fist or fish?

Both, Id be dual purpose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be a rolling pin and get used to fuck a pussy lol

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would be a rolling pin and get used to fuck a pussy lol"
funnily enough i dont use my marble rolling pin for anything other than rolling out pastry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would be a rolling pin and get used to fuck a pussy lolfunnily enough i dont use my marble rolling pin for anything other than rolling out pastry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

juicer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be a percolator

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm a toaster

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I would be a rolling pin and get used to fuck a pussy lolfunnily enough i dont use my marble rolling pin for anything other than rolling out pastry.

bet it would be nice and cold though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turkey baster.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oooo a slow cooker - on the go all day - or maybe the steamer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

idbe a skewer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoons defo...with odd kink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tongues !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big, long, hard pestle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Parring knife

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Delias Smiths book How to Cook volume1

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