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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock 
Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go 
Mrs "
I think I'd rather american pie style it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock
Haha what was the grade of the route?
Indoor climbing, so all sorts.
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Ik the feeling lol I'm back off tomorrow n Tuesday so il be sore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."
So you've heard, yeah right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...
So you've heard, yeah right."
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don't you try wearing gloves made from silk next time you climb? If you do that, your hands will be soft and silky ready for a wank when you reach the summit. |
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."
You just reminded me I own a fleshlight!
Not sure if I remembered to clean it after the last time... |
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."
Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?
Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses…. |
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...
Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?
Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses…. "
Do they all cum at once? |
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...
Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?
Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses….
Do they all cum at once?"
I ate you butler |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
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"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...
Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?
Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses…. "
Buses! Were always an effort when I was younger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you try wearing gloves made from silk next time you climb? If you do that, your hands will be soft and silky ready for a wank when you reach the summit. "
Like the profile & shots
Could you be over my side the road instead ? |
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