At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died
But I'd spent oh so many nights waiting for a man that long that I grew strong
And I new that I could take you on
But there you are... another lie,
I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry
Should have known it was all bullshit, just a sad, pathetic dream
Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans..
Go on now go... walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!
I will survive, I will survive
Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
Go on now go... you'd better flee
Last time I saw a prick that small was on my brother... he was 3
I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
Go on now go... just hit the track Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours
Is to stick it with a tooth-pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
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