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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol |
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"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Take mine, 'hey' is the extent I recieve
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
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"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
But really, how are you? |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Take mine, 'hey' is the extent I recieve
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
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"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
Do you prefer dick pics, wanna fuck,I'm free now messages? |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol
But really, how are you?"
lol im quite dandy ty how are you? |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging guys first?
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Yes I do on occasion an I might actually say hi how are you but I don't just leave it at that I might pick something out on their profile that I like or agree with or just say some random Tom foolery |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
Oh no, OP...that's so boring 
How are you anyway?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging guys first?
Are you really doing that???
Some women do message first
Usually after wine but still.
Swig that wine down 
What happens after Kraken  "
You'll find out. |
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"Have you tried messaging guys first?
Are you really doing that???
Some women do message first
Usually after wine but still.
Swig that wine down
What happens after Kraken
You'll find out."
Crack that shit open |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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I sent a pissed as a fart msg to someone on here I'd had my eye on for months, I talked total bollocks but worked out well tho, 1 year later an he's still putting up with my bollocks lol |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!
Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
hi how are youz? |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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Oh no, OP...that's so boring
How are you anyway?
Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you? 
Haha sorry, I couldn't resist that "
So couldn't a few others it seems pisstakers the lotta ya!! |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
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Oh no, OP...that's so boring
How are you anyway?
Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you?
Haha sorry, I couldn't resist that
So couldn't a few others it seems pisstakers the lotta ya!! "
I try...but then again, I've often been told that I'm trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would you prefer?
litterally anything else like listing your fave cereals in alphabetical order, would you rather dance with a kangaroo or go skydiving ect... lol "
This a serious point. if you don't want a polite introduction, how the flying fuck will someone know what you will find acceptable? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are badgers assholes dry?!
And taste of vanilla
Meh I'm only into wet vanilla
That's....I have no words.
So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?"
It's a good job you're cute. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Are badgers assholes dry?!
And taste of vanilla
Meh I'm only into wet vanilla
That's....I have no words.
So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?
It's a good job you're cute."
Cute?! I hope that's meant in the classic seems to be northern way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are badgers assholes dry?!
And taste of vanilla
Meh I'm only into wet vanilla
That's....I have no words.
So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?
It's a good job you're cute.
Cute?! I hope that's meant in the classic seems to be northern way!"
Cute is good! |
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By *ixenited OP Woman
over a year ago
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This a serious point. if you don't want a polite introduction, how the flying fuck will someone know what you will find acceptable?"
Guess, use your brain to come up with an original msg,it's really not that hard  |
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