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over a year ago
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"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
i just this second had that one lol"
hahaaaa, did u reply xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
i just this second had that one lol
hahaaaa, did u reply xx "
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i just this second had that one lol
hahaaaa, did u reply xx
no "
neither would I, I had one the other day sayin, "your that hot you make heat melt" wtf I thought  |
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The best one I said was...
Hey where have you been???
The young lady replied errr nowhere why?
I then said, well it's about time you did, let me take you out! I thunked that one up all my self, I was veeery d*unk.
Worst one was..
seeing a lady stood at the top of some steps in a night club. As the smooches came on I looked at her with my one eye that was still kinda working at that time and proceeded to float over to her to ask her to hold me up,( I mean dance )
As I reached the 3rd step I went arse over tit.
Threw my beer all over her and rugby tackled the to the floor in the process.
Erm I didn't get a dance lol
As I was leaving the club I could hear her saying OMG I think all the night club saw my knickers!!!
Fook all about my bruised ego the selfish cow lol
Oh and her pants were red in case you was wondering.
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"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
i just this second had that one lol"
I've had that 3 times off a married man. My reply every time was "would your wife mind" or words to that effect. I ended up blocking him. Little toes are gross - I don't want to be compared to one!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
i just this second had that one lol
I've had that 3 times off a married man. My reply every time was "would your wife mind" or words to that effect. I ended up blocking him. Little toes are gross - I don't want to be compared to one!! "
its just sad, even sadder from a married guy !  |
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