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Sea of sausage

By *adyBugs OP Woman over a year ago

cognito

When I first joined here, there’s was lots of couples and a fair few single ladies dotted around like tiny pretty mushrooms on a dewy autumn morning…

…where have they all gone? Have you been swallowed up by the sea of sausage that has become fab?

No offence single guys, we love you really but there’s SO many of you.

I’m offering free flotation devices to help rescue you, what shape is your choice to be rescued with?

I’m going for a doughnut with sprinkles

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I quite like the sausage

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

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By *adyBugs OP Woman over a year ago

cognito

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

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By *adyBugs OP Woman over a year ago

cognito

"I quite like the sausage

Oh me too but there is a lot of em

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By *adyBugs OP Woman over a year ago

cognito

"Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

Only the best! Does it come with free wine too?

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

I’m quite partial to the sea of sausage right now.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

Only the best! Does it come with free wine too?"

Yep, and a desert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sausage could use some re-inflation ..

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

There’s a few flavours I enjoy

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Prefer my pig in a blanket

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

There’s a few flavours I enjoy

British banger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here for the sea of sausage.

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By *oitering-With-intentMan over a year ago

city of Lodon

Don't ask how they are made

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Coming from a sausage haver, t'was always so. And there's always been a dearth of tacos.

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By *uriouskitten999Woman over a year ago

Neverland

I love a sausage but a little dewy mushroom would also be good sometimes

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

You're more than welcome to my sausage OP

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Unfortunately roast dinners and sausages have been crowded out by beige looking vegan fare. Gin is now three times the price and alcohol free with a weekly Daily Mail warning that tea causes cancer. My local Post Office has closed and the number 53 bus route is diverted by the M25.

Jelly is always acceptable, other than with a strawberry allergy.

Dr Nasty

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Bum shaped please.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Up Sausage!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago