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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Diamond is panicking oh whats the matter,
Its bloody raining pitta pit patter,
Shes off ta tesco ta get her booze,
And dont want the water ta spoil her new shoes,
Debbie is coming so just stay in hun,
Cause shes hijacked a tanker and is now on the run,
To your house shes coming and that taker is full,
Of gallons of lager and shes on the pull,
So diamond stay in hun and dont get yourself wet,
Cause shes on her way love and the beers a safe bet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She's a woman, she's driving, being lost goes without saying 
No she got lost last time, this time just went to the wrong house.
Debz says she was checking out the neighbors lol"
As she bought the beer thou xx |
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"She's a woman, she's driving, being lost goes without saying
No she got lost last time, this time just went to the wrong house.
Debz says she was checking out the neighbors lol
As she bought the beer thou xx "
Four bottles of wine for starters would you like to come and play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She's a woman, she's driving, being lost goes without saying
No she got lost last time, this time just went to the wrong house.
Debz says she was checking out the neighbors lol
As she bought the beer thou xx
Four bottles of wine for starters would you like to come and play"
4 bottles of wine, whats Debs gonna drink then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"She's a woman, she's driving, being lost goes without saying
No she got lost last time, this time just went to the wrong house.
Debz says she was checking out the neighbors lol
As she bought the beer thou xx
Four bottles of wine for starters would you like to come and play"
On me way lol xx |
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Well we went to tescos anyone whose been to my house knows how far i live from tescos about 20 seconds walking lol. Parked on the carpark so could put booze in for tomorrow. I found the durex lube was on offer buy one get one free so i stuck them in with debz stuff. We went to the self service then this bloody woman i know had to take them out of the casing and we where just about to walk away when she said dont forget these and debz said best not otherwise it will be a dry night. So everyone in oakham will think im a bloody dike now lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well we went to tescos anyone whose been to my house knows how far i live from tescos about 20 seconds walking lol. Parked on the carpark so could put booze in for tomorrow. I found the durex lube was on offer buy one get one free so i stuck them in with debz stuff. We went to the self service then this bloody woman i know had to take them out of the casing and we where just about to walk away when she said dont forget these and debz said best not otherwise it will be a dry night. So everyone in oakham will think im a bloody dike now lol"
Well yas nearly there like me lol xx |
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