"I still have my owl from when I was 5 and won it in a fancy dress competition dressed as little bo peep lol"
For such a serious offence, bath twice daily in communion wine and sleep wearing pink fluffy socks for a month  |
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"I still have my owl from when I was 5 and won it in a fancy dress competition dressed as little bo peep lol
For such a serious offence, bath twice daily in communion wine and sleep wearing pink fluffy socks for a month "
Bathe in communion wine? I'd prefer to drink it lol |
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"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit. "
The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.
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"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit.
The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.
Want a brew whilst you’re sat down?"
Oh I see! So the addition of tea helps facilitate the righteous relaxation, thereby increasing the likelihood of a confession… so adding in a plateful of cookies and a good book will help as well! |
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"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit.
The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.
Want a brew whilst you’re sat down?
Oh I see! So the addition of tea helps facilitate the righteous relaxation, thereby increasing the likelihood of a confession… so adding in a plateful of cookies and a good book will help as well! "
Sssshhh don’t tell everyone the grand plan. Here just take the cookies and the book and if anybody asks tell them it was the most excruciating torture you’ve ever experienced |
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