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My mate fancies you...
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I need to find the sexy. I need the smut. I also need the cock but apparently I have to wait. So while I wait I'm asking you and your mates to come send some smut to those you fancy.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best not join I'll get the thread deleted |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have no mates! "
I'm your mate! |
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"I have no mates! "
Well that hurt deep  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Best not join I'll get the thread deleted "
Go for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in.....uh oh, who do I pick as my mate. |
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I'll postie for posh.... i normally get tumblew33d
Tinder |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll postie for posh.... i normally get tumblew33d
Tinder "
Don't panic... I rarely get messages  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have no mates!
Well that hurt deep "
You've still got me! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in.....uh oh, who do I pick as my mate."
My filters are open |
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"I have no mates!
Well that hurt deep
You've still got me!"
Suppose |
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In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t got any mates.
Be my fwend. I’ll post your smut. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have no mates!
Well that hurt deep
You've still got me!
Suppose "
Well that hurt deep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B"
Pictures please |
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"I have no mates!
Well that hurt deep
You've still got me!
Suppose
Well that hurt deep "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I got some non w33dy post for Tinder from my sexy mate! He says...
I don't know about wee but I'll give you a tumble anytime |
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"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B
Pictures please"
Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."
A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.
"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"
He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."
Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.
J |
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I’m and happy to play postie to Posh and others |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B
Pictures please
Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."
A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.
"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"
He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."
Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.
J"
Next time I'll compare your arses instead  |
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"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B
Pictures please
Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."
A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.
"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"
He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."
Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.
J
Next time I'll compare your arses instead "
In
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi Beef!
My hot homie has just said “Beef my pony requires feeding.”
Get on it at your earliest convenience. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I can play postie  |
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I like smut. Smut is good. So I’m in. |
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Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway."
Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him. |
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"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway.
Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him."
2nd commenter... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway.
Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him.
2nd commenter... "
Ahhhh! I see that! |
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I’m in.
I have loads of friends
There are benefits (allegedly)  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
LittlemissmistressK! I have one from my sexy mate for you!
Would you kindly let LittleMistressK know that I’d love to go “All nightmare long” with her. |
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"LittlemissmistressK! I have one from my sexy mate for you!
Would you kindly let LittleMistressK know that I’d love to go “All nightmare long” with her."
Ooh I'm intrigued!! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Go on then - I shall pop in for a bit before I hermit into bed with my book |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Go on then - I shall pop in for a bit before I hermit into bed with my book "
Happy to be postie also  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Cede, Cede, Cede...
My sexy mate says...
Can you let Cede know that I am so jealous of her book. |
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"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B"
It was needed. Posh and I insisted. 
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.
B
It was needed. Posh and I insisted.
J"
Fuck yes |
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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago
Wimbledon |
Happy to be friend and pass along notes in class. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From a sexy mate to a mini lady...
Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.
Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...
Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Cede, Cede, Cede...
My sexy mate says...
Can you let Cede know that I am so jealous of her book."
Happy for company |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And my sexy mate says...
FAF?????
(I don't know if she meant me or if she is just not being picky. She may kill me now) |
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"My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...
Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts "
I'm out of them now
B |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have no mates! "
Ill be your mate  |
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Mistypeaks this lovely gentleman who is in search of entertainment
has asked me to tell you that he thinks you're a voluptuous sex bomb of a woman and he wants to light your fuse... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...
Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts
I'm out of them now
B"
Perfect |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy, sexy mate says...
tell Kaitinol and RGT that I fancy them.
So... oi! K...Rosie! My mate fancies you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a wee while |
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Knitter, my sexy mate has a message for you!
Please would you ask Knitter if she’d pop down her needles and twirl her sexy glittery ass into my arms. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Posh my rather delicious mate wants to say we shouldn't just stop at arses! They won't even be competitive about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In.. I am known for my thread killing abilities.
Sorry if that happens  |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Knitter, my sexy mate has a message for you!
Please would you ask Knitter if she’d pop down her needles and twirl her sexy glittery ass into my arms. "
**twirlimg, hope someone catches me before I fall over** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm stepping into Virgin Territory this is new to me. Virgin is probably the wrong word. |
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This saucy minx has asked me to say....
Please tell RTG that I look forward to eventually tasting cock...tails with him.
Tinder x |
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Wow this was quick
Ghandi, my very gorgeous mate would like you to know that she'd be happy to nurse you better.
B |
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"I have no mates! "
How's tricks, Billy??
We're in |
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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago
Wimbledon |
Notsoposh, I have a very close friend who would like you to know you do actually look quite "post" (Possessed Of Sexy Hotness) |
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"And my sexy mate says...
FAF?????
(I don't know if she meant me or if she is just not being picky. She may kill me now) "
Both to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smoke signals on the horizon over The Continental tell me that a red hot mate of mine would like to let Posh know that…..”I want more than just her boobies”
You need to indulge this hotty Posh pants. |
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MrMember! My gorgeous mate just passed me a note for you...
Could you tell Mr Member he has an awesome smile.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh my rather delicious mate wants to say we shouldn't just stop at arses! They won't even be competitive about it "
Phew... they know I can't choose between them |
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Tentatively dipping my big toe in the water.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Notsoposh, I have a very close friend who would like you to know you do actually look quite "post" (Possessed Of Sexy Hotness)"
Your mate should pop to the eye doctor...
But thanks mate |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Smoke signals on the horizon over The Continental tell me that a red hot mate of mine would like to let Posh know that…..”I want more than just her boobies”
You need to indulge this hotty Posh pants. "
I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I may be a bit slow at posting... am walking the dogs.
Or dogging, as my mother calls it. |
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Oooops went to make a snack and missed my parcel. Better late than never …..
Please tell Mrs Misty that she better kiss me next time |
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I’m in… but I am very distracted by Beef in the sexy shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a sexy mate to a mini lady...
Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.
Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more"
Please leave the romance out ( ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a sexy mate to a mini lady...
Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.
Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more"
Can the person who posted this please inbox me....really big reason I'm doing for this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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message for Tinder
You bring the cottage pie, we'll bring the cheesecake, what should we do, I mean, have for dessert?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Ooohhh my Cuddly Goblin my delightful wants you to know they think your ink is hot |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"My sexy, sexy mate says...
tell Kaitinol and RGT that I fancy them.
So... oi! K...Rosie! My mate fancies you "
Prove it! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Ifyoudareto one for you!! My sexy mate wants you to know that she definitely dares!
I believe her |
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"Oooops went to make a snack and missed my parcel. Better late than never …..
Please tell Mrs Misty that she better kiss me next time "
But I kiss everyone.
Oh
Wait.
What?!?!?
(Faints) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration. "
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film |
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film "
At Jilabi's Stella |
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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago
Wimbledon |
Cede, I'm sure youll be excited to know my friend would love to join you in the ‘splash zone' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film
At Jilabi's Stella "
Innit Stan |
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film
At Jilabi's Stella
Innit Stan "
Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film
At Jilabi's Stella
Innit Stan
Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers "
Only for pork scratchings |
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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago
Wimbledon |
"MrMember! My gorgeous mate just passed me a note for you...
Could you tell Mr Member he has an awesome smile.
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Well your mate cheeky has good taste! |
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film
At Jilabi's Stella
Innit Stan
Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers
Only for pork scratchings "
Giving away your secrets here mate |
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Incoming for my mate Petitewoman…
This gent would willingly keep a plant alive if she'd let me pull on her chain |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From my sexy mate...
Tell PW...
Skip the romance and cookies, go straight for the restraints and paddles.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ifyoudareto one for you!! My sexy mate wants you to know that she definitely dares!
I believe her "
I'll take that dare... and doubledareyou  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”
For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.
Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film
At Jilabi's Stella
Innit Stan
Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers
Only for pork scratchings
Giving away your secrets here mate "
Never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In to spread some lurve and filth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming for the gorgeous NSP:
Please can you let _otsoposh know
I'll make sure her pony is very well fed if she ever fancies a ride |
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"message for Tinder
You bring the cottage pie, we'll bring the cheesecake, what should we do, I mean, have for dessert?
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Oh I can think of a few things
Tinder |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another from a sexy mate...
Please say to LB...
When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Incoming for the gorgeous NSP:
Please can you let _otsoposh know
I'll make sure her pony is very well fed if she ever fancies a ride "
Ooooh... promises promises |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy friend o mine says...
I desperately need Littlebird to know that I’d love to ruffle her feathers and make her sing with pure pleasure or barring that would she ride me like she stole me |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Ooh Tinder a message from my sexy mate;
Please tell Tinder I’ll tumble her w33d any time she likes...
Oofty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And another one for NSP from a gorgeous mate :
Please can you let Posh know that she’s an absolutely gorgeous babe and I’ll always let her rummage around in my bra |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sex god of a mate says...
Tell Petite Woman that if she really wants to change her name, she can just change it to ‘Mine’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming from a beauty..
Can you please let behind her eyes know that the pink lingerie is absolutely gorgeous and she has such lovely hair…..very jealous! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And another one for NSP from a gorgeous mate :
Please can you let Posh know that she’s an absolutely gorgeous babe and I’ll always let her rummage around in my bra "
Ooooh... in |
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"And another from a sexy mate...
Please say to LB...
When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now"
Thanks postie darling
And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking
Weekend at mine then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..
F |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..
F"
Most of my mates do... |
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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago
consett |
I want to play but have no friends at allxx |
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Incoming message from a very sexy mate for If you dare
Just to let him know that if he needs a hand putting down that towel she’s here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming for Racyrocket :
Please tell Racyrocket: “oi gorgeous this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure your sat on it”
That’s classy and romantic right? |
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"Ooh Tinder a message from my sexy mate;
Please tell Tinder I’ll tumble her w33d any time she likes...
Oofty "
Oh I love a good tumble
Tinder x |
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"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..
F"
Reverse psychology. Cunning!
J |
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"A sexy friend o mine says...
I desperately need Littlebird to know that I’d love to ruffle her feathers and make her sing with pure pleasure or barring that would she ride me like she stole me "
Ooh… I love this one darling postie thank you
Oh sexy friend… ruffle my feathers before we do reverse cowgirl |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want to play but have no friends at allxx"
Anyone on the thread can be your friend for this |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m in! Gimme some nice messages Posh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here’s one for the lovey Cede :
Can you please tell Cede that I really, really like her butt? Butt it’s too far away from me right now. |
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Oooh ladies here's an offer!
Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.
Tinder x |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..
F"
I do! I mean my mates. My mates definitely do |
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"Incoming from a beauty..
Can you please let behind her eyes know that the pink lingerie is absolutely gorgeous and she has such lovely hair…..very jealous! "
Why thankyou
Tinder x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m in! Gimme some nice messages Posh! "
So long as they aren't all rude n stuff. Cos that's not right. |
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I’ve had a message from a delicious fellow. Good job he’s pretty though, because he’s a bit dim…
“Please tell Misty to come sit on my face”
Poor little lamb. I’ll write the instructions of the game in crayon for him
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"Oooh ladies here's an offer!
Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.
Tinder x"
Oooooo I’m in….. who’s the smoocher in the middle then? |
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My mate says...
Please can you tell Racyrocket if she's got a can opener I'll bring the baked beans to go with her lamb chopped.
Tinder |
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Incoming message from a sexy mate for the gorgeous ABootyfulDay
He’ll trade her my jacket for whatever she wants in return |
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"And another from a sexy mate...
Please say to LB...
When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now
Thanks postie darling
And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking
Weekend at mine then? "
All the wrong type of fucking around |
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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago
consett |
Racy rocket can I show u my pocket rocket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Msg for gatekeeper:
although he is incredibly annoying I want to smooch his cheeky face |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Here’s one for the lovey Cede :
Can you please tell Cede that I really, really like her butt? Butt it’s too far away from me right now. "
True - what could possibly be done about that I wonder |
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"Incoming message from a sexy mate for the gorgeous ABootyfulDay
He’ll trade her my jacket for whatever she wants in return "
I’ll take a smooch and a bum squeeze |
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Oh _ede! My mate has a question....
Can you ask Cede if snacks are all she’s willing to share?
Tinder |
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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago
consett |
Julie and beef it would be rather sexy being sandwiched between you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My alleged "mate"... in the loosest sense of the word... has this for me to deliver
Message for Tea Monkey
How I long to let my hands wander down that lovely torso all the way down too.....
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I have a message for ifyoudareto … my bloody sexy mate would really would like to, if she’s allowed to.
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"And another from a sexy mate...
Please say to LB...
When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now
Thanks postie darling
And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking
Weekend at mine then?
All the wrong type of fucking around "
Nah… loads of fucking. You can test the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming for Racyrocket :
Please tell Racyrocket: “oi gorgeous this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure your sat on it”
That’s classy and romantic right?"
Nothing makes a pussy more wet than someone shouting oi |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Oh _ede! My mate has a question....
Can you ask Cede if snacks are all she’s willing to share?
Tinder "
Not at all - sharing is caring after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh ladies here's an offer!
Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.
Tinder x"
I'm down  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Late as always but I’m jn |
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"Julie and beef it would be rather sexy being sandwiched between you"
Tell your mate thank you!
J |
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So many attractive posties, I’m almost tempted by job for Christmas Xx |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My alleged "mate"... in the loosest sense of the word... has this for me to deliver
Message for Tea Monkey
How I long to let my hands wander down that lovely torso all the way down too.....
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It all depends who it is, I might be able to squeeze into you I mean squeeze you in soon |
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"And another from a sexy mate...
Please say to LB...
When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now
Thanks postie darling
And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking
Weekend at mine then?
All the wrong type of fucking around
Nah… loads of fucking. You can test the bed "
Jumping on it |
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"Late as always but I’m jn "
You can leave again pal x |
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Cookie! Here's one for you gorgeous J
Please will you let Cookie know that if she’s got the cookies I’ve got the cream so we’re clearly a match made in heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming from a sex god..
Can you please tell Cookie I’ve always liked fucking weirdos? |
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"Msg for gatekeeper:
although he is incredibly annoying I want to smooch his cheeky face "
Im genuinely VERY annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in btw. But only for male to male secret messages
F |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
George my hot and horny mate wants me to pass this message on..
George I'd be happy to be banged by him |
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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago
Wimbledon |
Another friend of mine wants to let rose tinted know that he’s a rather cheeky one with a sexy body!
You're welcome. |
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Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'll be in for a bit, fwiw. |
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Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message
Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip |
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"We're in btw. But only for male to male secret messages
F"
Oooffftttt
* sowwwy. Wrong thread |
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"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen? "
It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message
Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip "
Will behind Wilkos do? Or do you want a night in and a delicious meal?
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A late arrival from my carrier pigeons, drops me this note from an outrageously hot mate.
To: Little Red
Msg: can you let little red know that she’s the more gorgeous little fire cracker with such a lovely sense of humour!
Hard to disagree with that. |
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Hey Davina, my beautiful mate has a message. J
Please tell oxondavina that she's a delight and I quite fancy a very sociable social with her |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie! Here's one for you gorgeous J
Please will you let Cookie know that if she’s got the cookies I’ve got the cream so we’re clearly a match made in heaven "
Always got the cookies |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message
Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip
Will behind Wilkos do? Or do you want a night in and a delicious meal?
F"
Wilkos will be perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incominggggg...
Can you tell cookie I’d love to join her and anyone else that she wants to join x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My mate is such a giver...
Please tell Melrose I’d like her to throw that wand away and use my cock to get herself off instead. Entirely selfless of me. I just think she’d enjoy it. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?
It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me "
Challenge accepted |
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petite women this handsome guy has asked me to tell you that he'd love give her an oily massage.. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Incoming from a sex god..
Can you please tell Cookie I’ve always liked fucking weirdos?"
Come and revel in some weirdness with me |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hey Davina, my beautiful mate has a message. J
Please tell oxondavina that she's a delight and I quite fancy a very sociable social with her "
Ooh, I've got the warm fuzzies. |
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Out now, had fun sent some messages even did poetry, still seems I’m unfanciable though. Always next time |
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"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?
It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me
Challenge accepted "
I’m fucked |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?
It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me
Challenge accepted
I’m fucked "
Yup |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
From a forum hottie
Tell that Davina I’ll warm her fuzzies. |
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I’ve got to bow out now. Thank you OP. It’s been fun. I’ll be over on the noc |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve got to bow out now. Thank you OP. It’s been fun. I’ll be over on the noc "
Have fun! |
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"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J
Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?
It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me
Challenge accepted
I’m fucked
Yup "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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"Please tell RTG that I look forward to eventually tasting cock...tails with him."
Oh my! I missed this earlier.
I like the sound of it. Especially that pause in the middle. I could fit all sorts of debauchery into a pause like that. |
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